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[Eveangaline]

Three mage party, I kind of hope none of them get along with each other

 

Solas: Are either of you dressed for walking through a swamp?

Viv: Being dressed for outside means being dressed for the chance someone might see you, something you are clearly not prepared for

Dorian:  Our own Vivienne avoids being seen by blinding anyone who glances her way. Really, must the silver shine so?

Viv: Better they be blinded by my glory than by taking their own eyes out to spare themselves the sight of your facial hair

Solas: Humans must spend all their magical talent coming up with ways to wear disgustingly impractical outfits in the wild. You'd think they'd focus more on healing.

[TheLittleBird]

Sera / Iron Bull

 

Sera: I'm starving, we've been running around for hours. *stomach grumbles*

 

Iron Bull: I agree, though I could use a drink and a fine lady by my side.

 

Sera: Or you could help me get food.

 

Iron Bull: Oh, I might. What did you have in mind? A nice chunk of spiced wyvern?

 

Sera: Actually, I heard they make some great cookies around here.

 

Iron Bull: I don't like cookies.

 

Spoiler

[Schreckstoff]

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A dwarven male Inquisitor, Solas, Varric, and Cassandra during battle against REDACTED, a very fearsome creature. Cassandra drops a book and as soon as she ends the battle impaling it in its many eyes, she realizes she's one item short of the usual weight she carries.
Varric smirks.

• C: Uh, I can explain that.
• V: Huh, no knife hole in it. That's progress.

He stares at the cover, a picture of an unkempt male hugging the leg of a red headed lioness of a woman, realizing Solas had recognized it as well

• S: Ah, out of all the friend-fiction, that one was my favorite. This passage in particular had me howling. *clears throat* "Her breasts strained against the leather jerkin, like two wild stallions corralled against their will. She pounced, the smooth moves of a jungle cat, and locked her thighs around Donnic's waist. He-"
• C: Please. Stop. Talking.
• DI: I knew there was a reason you wore hearts on your armor.
• V and S: (laughter)
• C: Ugh, Andraste kill me, but not before I kill all three of you.

What is it with people constantly trying to make her out to be a closet freak?

[The Qun & the Damned]

What is it with people constantly trying to make her out to be a closet freak?

Well, DG describe's her as a romantic at heart, but denies it if anyone calls her out on it, so for now, we're gonna milk the joy out of this little piece of info.

[Just My Moniker]

(In light of the new info regarding IB and Cole)

 

Iron Bull: "So youre telling me youve never bedded anyone?"

 

Cole: "Bedded? Does that mean...killing people with beds?"

 

Iron Bull: "No. It means- You know what? I know of a good brothel near-by. I'll take you there."

 

Cole: "A brothel? Do they serve broth there?"

 

Varric: "If I had a sovereign for every time I heard that..."

[Dr. Doctor]

Vivienne: I believe congratulations are in order Dorian. You are the first Magister to physically enter the Fade.

Dorian: Why thank-

Vivienne: -And to think it only took a third of the Imperial lyrium supply, the deaths of tens, if not hundreds of thousands of slaves, five Blights, and a catastrophe that tore a massive hole in the fabric of reality to bring you to where you stand now.

Dorian: Thank you Vivienne.

Vivienne: You're quite welcome darling.

[Wolfen09]

(In light of the new info regarding IB and Cole)

 

Iron Bull: "So youre telling me youve never bedded anyone?"

 

Cole: "Bedded? Does that mean...killing people with beds?"

 

Iron Bull: "No. It means- You know what? I know of a good brothel near-by. I'll take you there."

 

Cole: "A brothel? Do they serve broth there?"

 

Varric: "If I had a sovereign for every time I heard that..."

 

oh god, cole with merrill's personality.....  headache sequence activated

 

 

Cassandra:  Solas, you should take a hint from Cole.

 

Solas:  Who?

 

Cassandra:  You know, Cole.  The tall creepy looking kid in the funny hat standing next to you.

 

Solas:  OH!  My how long have you been there?

 

Cole:  Since we left camp.

 

Solas:  So what should I learn from him seeker?

 

Cassandra:  Do I have to spell it out for you?

 

*Solas stares at Cole looking for what she's talking about*

 

Cole:  .................I think she means my hat, your head is really shiny in the sun to the point that it hurts my eyes.

 

Cassandra:  Thank you. (sarcastically)

[Wolfen09]

Varric:  I swear, it seems all wardens are terrible at cards.

 

Blackwall:  What do you mean?  Im at least better than Cole!

 

Cole:  *Staring at his cards in his hand*

 

Varric:  Even Anders could beat Cole, Warden.

 

Blackwall:  .........................*hangs head in shame*

 

Varric:  Now if we could only get Hawke's mabari to be our 4th.

[Sugarjaye]

Noooo there isn't enough posts in here.... Keep em coming people they are awesome

[Wolfen09]

Varric:  Inquisitor I think we need to get some more muscle in our little group.

 

Inquisitor:  What for?  Cassandra and myself are more than enough muscle.

 

Varric:  No offense, but the only thing you got is a glowing hand, you're not very intimidating.

 

Inquisitor:  ................

 

Varric:  Aw c'mon dont be like that, if anything the seeker is intimidating enough for both of you.

[Little Princess Peach]

Varric: How about Bully Mac Bull

Iron Bull: no

Varric: Steve?

Iron Bull: -sighs- no

Varric: ok I got the perfect name for you

Iron Bull: what?

Varric: Horny..you know because of the horns

 

Iron Bull chases Varric with his weapon drawn

[Wolfen09]

Varric:  Ya know kiddo, you remind me of someone i once knew back in kirkwall.

 

Cole:  Hmmm... who would that be?

 

Varric:  It was a dwarf named sandal, had a real mysterious air about him, but was a pretty smart lad.  Of course the only thing he said was "Enchantment."

 

Cole:  How is that anything like me?

 

Varric:  .............well, you both have the mysterious thing down.

 

Cole:  Um thanks I guess.

 

Inquisitor:  Varric didn't you just insu...

 

Varric:  Give it a minute.

 

Cole:  Hey.

 

 

 

 

on a side note, with all the banter stuff ive seen on other threads, its sad to see this only at 2 pages

[Silver Moone]

Vivienne: Can't you do something about that beard?

 

Blackwall: Why?

 

Vivienne: It's offensive, and untidy

 

Blackwall: But it keeps my chin warm

 

Vivienne: Hmm...how about I plait it

 

Blackwall: *glares* How about I shove that hat where the sun don't shine

 

Vivienne: So that's a no then?

[Little Princess Peach]

Vivienne: Can't you do something about that beard?

 

Blackwall: Why?

 

Vivienne: It's offensive, and untidy

 

Blackwall: But it keeps my chin warm

 

Vivienne: Hmm...how about I plait it

 

Blackwall: *glares* How about I shove that hat where the sun don't shine

 

Vivienne: So that's a no then?

Varric: hey take it from me Beards are overrated chest hair is where it's at these days

Vivienne: arh I'm traveling with Barberians

Blackwall: so a Beard and chest hair would be to much eh?

Varric and Vivienne: yes!

[TheLittleBird]

Varric: How about Bully Mac Bull

Iron Bull: no

Varric: Steve?

Iron Bull: -sighs- no

Varric: ok I got the perfect name for you

Iron Bull: what?

Varric: Horny..you know because of the horns

 

Iron Bull chases Varric with his weapon drawn

 

Look at my signature 

Horny seemed the perfect nickname for Bull to me.

[PrayingMantis]

Inquisitor: I don't know about you guys, but I want a new mount.

 

Sera: Ah. Such as??

 

Inquisitor: Something big.

 

Sera: Ah.

 

Inquisitor: Something strong.

 

Sera: Hmm...

 

Inquisitor: Something fast and ferocious.

 

Sera: HMMM...

 

Inquisitor: Something with horns.

 

Sera: Woah, wait, you want to ride the Iron Bull?

 

Inquisitor: ... I was acutally thinking of a dragon.

 

Iron Bull: ... And here I got excited again...

 

Sera: [snort]

[TheLittleBird]

Iron Bull / Varric

 

Iron Bull: I wish you would stop looking at me like that, dwarf.

 

Varric: I won't and you know exactly why, Bull.

 

Iron Bull: Again, I won't apologize for something I didn't do.

 

Varric: What happened to the Qun as 'one body'? 

 

Iron Bull: What the Arishok did in Kirkwall was not my decision.

 

Varric: Then perhaps you should decide to leave the Qun.

 

Iron Bull: I won't talk about this anymore.

 

Varric: I'll keep giving you looks then.

[setrus86]

Seras: Elves are more dextreous and swift.

 

Iron Bull: Kossith are stronger, tougher.

 

Varric: Dwarves are smarter, better looking too.

 

Human Inquisitor: And humans...?

 

All others: Erm...

 

Inquisitor: Nevermind.

 

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Varric: So what do you think about the Dalish then?

 

Seras: Who, me? Why do you think I have an opinion? Just because I'm an elf?

 

Varric: Because you're a person? Being an elf just gives you a different perspective, I guess.

 

Seras: They're steal from the rich and give to themselves, but then again they seem kind of rude and kill humans just because they're humans...

Varric: Yeah...?

 

Seras: Then again, their women are really hot...

 

Varric: uhh...

 

Seras: I mean have you seen that midriff baring armour? Woha...

 

Varric: Hang on, I need to get a pen, keep going though.

 

Iron Bull: Yes, please do.

 

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[TheLittleBird]

Iron Bull / Cassandra (if the Inquisitor is a non-Qunari)

 

Iron Bull: So, Seeker, you and the Inquisitor.

 

Cassandra: What do you mean by that?

 

Iron Bull: Nicely done!

 

Cassandra: I didn't do anything.

 

Iron Bull: It's only a shame you didn't seek a Qunari. I'd happily have helped.

 

Cassandra: Shut up.

[Schreckstoff]

I don't want to hamper creativity and I am incapable to come up with banter myself but why does every banter have to be either IB hitting on anything that moves or him and Varric making sexual innuendos?

[TheLittleBird]

I don't want to hamper creativity and I am incapable to come up with banter myself but why does every banter have to be either IB hitting on anything that moves or him and Varric making sexual innuendos?

 

Because they're the easiest.

And Iron Bull is Horny.

[BlazinAces30]

Because they're the easiest.

And Iron Bull is Horny.

also we know so much about Varric and how he is 

so is easy to create stuff with

 

And Iron Bull is said to bed anybody that he is not afraid of breaking or would break

[azarhal]

And Iron Bull is said to bed anybody that he is not afraid of breaking or would break

 

Iron Bull might love to sleep with people, it doesn't mean it's all he talks about. In fact, we know he loves to talk shop with Cassandra and I doubt Cassandra is into talking about sexual conquests in public...

[TheLittleBird]

Varric / Iron Bull

 

Varric: Are you alright, Beardy?

 

Blackwall: I'm fine, why do you ask?

 

Varric: Well, we did just kill some of your Grey Warden buddies.

 

Blackwall: They were not my 'buddies'. In fact, they weren't even Grey Wardens. They broke their oaths long ago.

 

Varric: Even the Hero of Ferelden didn't entirely live by the order's rules.

 

Blackwall: That may be true, but the Hero of Ferelden did have his/her priorities straight.

 

Varric: Straight... like your beard?

 

Blackwall: *sigh* Never mind.

[TheLittleBird]

Iron Bull might love to sleep with people, it doesn't mean it's all he talks about. In fact, we know he loves to talk shop with Cassandra and I doubt Cassandra is into talking about sexual conquests in public...

 

That may be so, but right now we don't have a ton of information to go on.

And besides, this thread was meant for fun, not accuracy when it comes to banter like this.