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[The Ascendant]

Nice one Commander Aeducan, I imagine Varric would be somewhat distrustful of both Iron Bull and a Qunari Inquisitor. He seems to forget that the Qunari were provoked but still, an interesting development on his character. He didn't seem to have problems working with them in the comic adventures with Alistair and Isabela though.

[Warden Commander Aeducan]

Nice one Commander Aeducan, I imagine Varric would be somewhat distrustful of both Iron Bull and a Qunari Inquisitor. He seems to forget that the Qunari were provoked but still, an interesting development on his character. He didn't seem to have problems working with them in the comic adventures with Alistair and Isabela though.

 Thank you very much, that was just my very first banter so I'm going to work for more. I hope I can figure something out soon. I imagine that as well and judging from Iron Bull's character profile I think Varric would be distrustful of Iron Bull, and in case he's also distrust a Qunari (Vashoth) Inquisitor then they both going to have difficult relationship. I also think the Qunari are not the only one to be blamed for Kirkwall Incident since they were provoked, and there are many who responsible for the incident as well. I think it's kinda odd that Varric just let his bitterness of Qunari slide away in Those Who Speak comic. I don't think I can figure Varric out.

[The Ascendant]

After much soul searching I've decided to make my canon Inquisitor a Human Male Mage, following in the footsteps of my Warden and Hawke. So here's some more Trev and Cass!

Trev: I'm guessing you don't like mages much?

Cass: Why would you think that?

Trev: Well your order rebelled against the Chantry to hunt us down, you did nothing to stop that lunatic Knight Commander in Kirkwall, oh yeah and you held a sword to my THROAT! What happened, did a mage hurt your kitty when you were small?

Cass: SHUT UP!

Trev; Well excuse me for trying to be polite. I just want to know where all this aggression is coming from.

Cass: I'll show aggressive you bloody robe.

Trev: Such language. And here I thought we were becoming friends.

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Cassandra comes off as having a very high opinion of herself. That probably doesn't help Varric who notoriously can't stand arrogance. She doesn't seem to be too good at empathy either even when she's trying to be nice. Don't poke your fingers into an open wound and all that.

 

I must have these two with me at all times.

 

Cassandra :- Full of herself, lacks any conversational and social skills. 

 

Varric :- Just wants to be left alone to mind his own business.

 

You can see why both of them are not getting on with each other. 

[Yinello]

I don't think Cassandra even knew of Meredith's actions or had any power to do anything. Why would she otherwise interrogate Varric?

[Basement Cat]

Cassandra :- Full of herself, lacks any conversational and social skills. 

 

Varric :- Just wants to be left alone to mind his own business.

 

You can see why both of them are not getting on with each other. 

The thing is I think she's trying to be nice, but she's not good at it. And to stay on topic: banter!

 

Rage!quisitor: Will you just shut up and quit antagonizing him?

 

Cassandra: I was not antagonizing him! He's the one being unreasonable.

 

Rage!quisitor: *silence, shrewd look* It bothers you, doesn't it?

 

Cassandra: Of course it does! He is acting like a child!

 

Rage!quisitor: No, not that. It bothers you that he hates you.

 

Cassandra: He refuses to see reason. I had every right to act the way I did.

 

Rage!quisitor: Sure you did. But back to our Dwarven friend: just leave him be. He's in a lot of pain right now and he needs time to deal with it.

 

Cassandra: That wasn't my fault.

 

Rage!quisitor: Maybe so, but he needs someone to be angry at, and you make a perfect target. So suck it up, give him space and for pity's sake do not try to make idle conversation! You're bad at it.

 

Cassandra: *huff* You're smarter than I thought.

 

Rage!quisitor: You're really bad at it.

[Ignasious]

Blackwall: Is it true that you and the champion of Kirkwall went into the deeproads in search of treasures, Varric?

 

Varric: Don't remind me. That entire trip was a disaster.

 

Blackwall: So, you did go down there then.

 

Varric: *sighs* Yes, and I got stabbed in the back by my own brother.

(If Hawke brought Bethany or Carver): And Hawke lost his/her brother/sister.

 

Blackwall: Oh...I doubt then that the idea of using your skills against the Darkspawn as a warden is out of the question?

 

Varric: Trust me, I've heard more then eanough from Blondie to have any intrest in it.

 

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Cole: ...Sera?

 

Sera: ...

 

Cole: ...Sera?

 

Sera: ...

 

Cole: ...Sera!

 

Sera: Yes, what is it?!

 

Cole: ...You got something between your teeth.

 

Sera: *frustrated sigh*

 

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Vivienne: Why are you looking at me like that?

 

Iron Bull: *chuckles* No reason in particular. I am just returning the affection.

 

Vivienne: Pardon?

 

IB: Don't try and hide it infront of the others. I know you want me.

 

Vivienne: Not even if you were the last man on earth, and were covered in parfume. How did you get this idea into that stone like skull of yours?

 

IB: They say the greatest form of flattery, is imitation. So, what am I to think, when you wear a hat like that? *laughs*

 

Vivienne: Oh, maker...No...

[Elfyoth]

Viv: I do not get what the Inquisitor finds in you, you have short hair and ugly cothes.

 

Cass: Huh?

 

Viv: Your voice is horrible just horrible.

 

Cass: Well your voice is not the best too you know.

 

Viv: But my taste in clothes is delightful! And look at my hat, perfect.

 

Cass: You mean this ugly horned hat?

 

Viv: How did you called it? It is the fashion now!

 

Cass: Yes...

 

Viv: Hmmph! *Sigh* Once again I have to end a conversation becouse the pepole I meet have lack of fashion understanding.

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Cass: Varric, what was Merril like?

Varric: Didin't you have enough time interrogating me?

Cass: Varric I have only talked to you I--

Varric: Yes, yes...

Cass: Varric, I have just wanted to know what was Merril like.

Varric: Don't you get it I have no wish talking to you seeker.

Cass: Then start getting one.

Varric: Not a chance

Cass: Grow up.

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Viv: Sera.

Sera: Yes Viv?

Viv: Well, hmm.. How do I... Flirt with somone...

Sera: Oh I see... The horned fashion have decided to get some enjoyment.

Viv: Just tell me drunken creature.

Sera: Well... not right now!

Viv: What do you mean by NOT RIGHT NOW?!  Nobody denys my perfection see that guard? I will flirt with him in no time!

Guard: Hello Inquisitor need any directions?

Viv: Oh hello... Rrrrroar...

Guard: Hmm? What-- Who....

Viv: Don't deny it, you wanna have sex with me I know it!

Sera: *Laughs out loud*

Viv: You want my hat to be--

Inquisitor: Viv?

Viv: What is it?! Don't you see I am bussy?

Guard: Inquisitor herald of andraste whatever! HELP ME!

Viv: I can see you--

Inquisitor: Viv that enough...

Viv: Shut your mouth up, now Inquisitor.

Sera: That poor man...

Guard: Well please by the maker please get away from me!

Viv: Let you in? Of course...

Guard: *Runs Away*

Sera: Look Viv--

Viv: DONT SAY A WORD.

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Viv: So Sera... I thought about it and I am bad at

Inquisitor: FLIRTING

Sera: FLIRTING

Varric: FLIRTING

Viv: Yes so how can you teach me?

Varric: Honey when the time comes you will be able to flirt, it comes natural.

Viv: Nothing comes natural.

Varric: What about life?

Viv: And from where life come from?

Varric: A woman?

Viv: Yes Yes but from where

Varric: A.... male?

Viv: No! Not that!

Viv: It is unknown dont you get it?

Viv: All of us have some kind, some part of magic, speech, movment, and brain, we do not know about our brain. Many belive it contains magical energy.

Varric: But I am not talking about basics honey. I am talking about natural. Speech is natural and all of these things you've said are natural.

Inquisitor: The only thing that is not natural in this conversation is that Viv didn't mentioned CLOTHES yet.

Viv: Dear Inquisitor mind your OWN bussiness.

Inquisitor: (chukels) Okay, okay.

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Sera: So Blackwall, why do you like walking when its raining?

Blackwall: Becouse when the rain comes everyone are at home hiding from the rain, its quiet and lonely.

Sera: Oh... nice I might try it too.

Blackwall: Please dont, somtimes a Grey Warden need some "me" time.

Sera: Oh I get it.

Blackwall: I am glad you understand now if you'll excuse me.

Sera: No no no no no no  no no  no I do not understand.

Blackwall: Huh?

Sera: Why would you spend any second of what left of your life before your calling or whatever to stand and do NOTHING when its raining?!

Sera: You should get some beer and enjoy! A lot of wenches like Grey Wardens like you!

Sera: WENCHES NOW! I will not let you die before you see a WENCH!

Sera: DO YOU GET ME?!

Blackwall: I will pretend I do and keep doing my walks in the rain now please be quiet.

Sera: There are some pepole I just cant understand, I hope the Hero of Fereldan Have seen a wench before he mysteriously "disappeared"

[Elfyoth]

Viv: So what are your opinnions to my new outfit Solas? Like it?

Solas: Err, I guess so?

Viv: Thats it? "Err I guess so?" Only it?

Viv: I can see you dont have any... taste in outfits.

Solas: I do!

Viv: No you do not, let me show you how we wear things that are remarkable come to my room today at Skyhold DO  not be late, Dorian will be there and do not worry, you might learn a new thing.

Solas: But I am going to meet Varric tonight and--

Viv: Oh Varric!

Varric: Yes Horn-sweet?

Viv: I'd like to take Solas from you this evening.

Varric: Sure, but tomorrow he's mine.

Viv: Good deal

Solas: But--

Viv: No but! You need to have better taste dear apostate.

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*Walking in a small fishing village"

 

 

Viv: EEEEEEW The smell here is horrible!

Dorian: Indeed it is.

Sera: Might you too watch my new tatoo?

Dorian: Yes!

*Sera shows off her Tattoo*

Dorian: That is quite remarkable!

Sera: Thank you!

Villager: There are childern here!

Sera: Sorry..

Villager: You fillty whor- Oh the Inquisitor its an honor!

Inquisitor: Oh thank you!

Villager: Its an honor to meet you inquisitor, but take care of your whor-

Sera: Hey do not call me that you villager.

Inquisitor: Girls!

Sera: Hey, she have started.

*VIv throws up.*

Inquisitor: Viv! Are you okay?

Viv: NO I AM NOT OKAY GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!!!!!

Villager: Why you bitc-

Sera: No you dont.

Old Lady: Relax young pepole, we all need to leave in peace. KILL THE ELF LESBIAN LADY NOW!

Sera: Inquisitor, time to run?

Inquisitor: Yes its indeed time!

Dorian: What nice pepole, but they have bad taste of clothes.

Viv: Indeed.

Sera: Wait! How she knew am lesbian?

Viv: Dunno you dont look like one?

Villager: Kill the qunari prestetiute that is with them!

Viv: What qunari?

Sera: I think they meant you!

Viv: BAD TASTE OF CLOTHES... LOOKS THEY HAVE BAD TASTE OF WORDS TOO.

Sera: Okay okay you dont gotta scream it you know...

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*Later that day at Skyhold*

 

Dorian: Yes! We are finally at Skyhold!

Viv: Indeed.

Sera: Wait, that crazy lady that called Viv prostetiute.

Inquisitor: What about her?

Sera: She's here, with a horde of villagers...

Inquisitor: Of course...

[LadyMacTir]

A wild guys night out in a tavern - MASSIVELY drunk. I didn't want to offend any of our companions, it is just for fun and remember the drunkenness

 

Varric: So guys, who's the hottest lady in our glorious Inquisition?

Iron Bull: Madame ze horny gurl...what's her name? Lemme grip dem horns and dat chocolate ass…

Blackwall: Nah, Josephine is way hotter, I like gurls who are good using their silver tongues. Don’t forget our Seeker, this woman knows how to polish a sword!

Varric: Oh yeah, the Seeker was quite…dominant when I first met her. Put me in chains and slapped me. Have you seen her in the black leather armor?

Solas: Can't you guys get out of here? I can't any longer cover Cole's ears!!

[Elfyoth]

Viv: Leliana it is so good to see you at this troubling time my dear.

Leliana: Oh Vivienne it is so good to see you too, it seems the Maker led us here.

Viv: Indeed my dear, oh I want you to meet my cat Mr.Markus.

Leliana: He's so cute!!!

Viv: Look at he's green eyes he will make a wonderfull furry hat don't you think?

Leliana: Wait wha-?

Viv: Yes indeed with it's kittens too.

Leliana: What?!

Viv: Look look how they cry it is so wonderful..

*Leliana walks away slowly...*

Viv: Oh the song, the song is wonderful

Leliana: WHAT?

Viv: Leliana I am joking I am joking my dear he is only a pet, relax my dear.

Leliana: Phheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew.

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Cass: Varric, will you now tell me more about Merill?

Varric: No.

Cass: Fine I will say the word you want me to say...

Varric: Haha lets see you say it.

Cass: I DEMAND YOU WILL TELL ME ABOUT MERRIL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Cassandra takes a book from a villager that is near her and stabs it*

Villager: Hey!

Cass: NOW VARRIC!!!!!!!1

Varric: Learn the true word and then I MIGHT tell you.

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*Party at a bull*

 

Viv: It is a delightful party isnt it?

Noble: Yes of course, shame that Elves running around here like fools

Inquisitor(Enansel, Elven Male Rift Mage): Remember Viv... Distract him...

Viv: On it.

Enansel: Good.

Viv: So it is such a wonderful time isnt it? Like my hat?

Noble: Of course I do  I hear its the fashion now.

Viv: (chukels) You have good taste I like it.

Noble: But sadly, you are ugly to wear it.

*Viv punches the noble*

Viv: Why you...

Guard: What in Andraste is goind on here? The Inquisitor ser Enansel Lavellan is here stop fighting immideatliy.

Viv: Yes I came with him actually...

Noble: You ******.

*The Noble draws a knife*

Guard: Throw your weapon to the guard immideatliy.

*Viv kills the noble*

Viv: Self defence.

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Cass: Please Varric, okay? PLEASE.

Varric: I cant belive you've actually said it!

Cass: Will you tell me?

Varric: Merril was or is or whatever NAIVE. End of story.

Cass: WHAT?! YOU PROMISED YOU'LL TELL ME THE FULL STORY!

Varric: I didin't promise anything like that.

Cass: Why you...

Varric: Anyway why Merril is so important to you?

Cass: I want to know all about all of Hawke's companions.

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[Violet Carson]

Iron Bull, Inquisitor, Cassandra.


Inquisitor: Hey, Seeker, check me out? Pretty awesome, right?

Cassandra: As a Mage should you not be wearing robes? Why are you in that massive plate armor?

Inquisitor: I was just thinking that since I'm super squishy when we're going up against guys I'd put on something a little more protective, you know?

Cassandra: I see.

Inquisitor: Look at how thick this chest plate is. No sword is getting through there, let me tell you. And these boots. Now I don't have to worry about those stupid bear traps strewn about in the forests anymore. I'm living the dream...yes sir. This is awesome...absolutely no downside...

Cassandra: You can't move, can you?

Inquisitor: Not even a little bit.

Cassandra: I trust you'll change before our next outing?

Inquisitor: *sigh* Yeah. I'm going to need some help getting all this armor off though.

Iron Bull: Coming!

[Xannisel]

Some 8-Bit Theater (specifically these two) inspired banter:

 

*Trevelyan, Cassandra, Solas, and Cole are at a tavern after a long battle*

 

Trevelyan: How's the arm Cass?

 

Cassandra: Much better now, though it still twinges a bit.

 

Trevelyan: That's good. Was worried that demon would do more than just batter it.

 

Cole: I must ask, what is the plan now?

 

Solas: *looking over menu and muttering to himself* Appetizers, Appetizers.

 

Trevelyan: Well Cole, we still have to clear out that marsh.

 

Cassandra: And we need to deal with those Red Templars in the Emerald Grove.

 

Solas: *muttering* Bewitching Bowl? Bacon Omelette?

 

Cole: And we are sitting here in an old tavern because...?

 

Trevelyan: Well we do need food. As for this particular tavern, well I thought it looked nice, and I wonder what tales these walls would tell if they could.

 

Cole: But talking walls would drive everyone away. Would scare children too.

 

Cassandra: That's not what Trevelyan meant Cole.

 

Solas: *muttering* Fritter Rolls? Archdemon's Revenge?

 

Trevelyan: Though looking at the decor, this place is more appealing than I would expect.

 

Cassandra: There is also more light than usual, as well as a lack of the usual drunkards.

 

Cole: *looks at the table* The tables also have cloth mats where people would sit.

 

Solas: *muttering* Cheese Munch? Cream Balls?

 

Cassandra: You most certainly don't find those at most taverns.

 

Trevelyan: *stomach growls* Well, I'm going to order the biggest steak they have. And it's not even dinner time.

 

Solas: *muttering* Batter Wedges? Chicken Fried Butter Sticks? Do... Do you use a fork?

 

*some time later and everyone is looking ill*

 

Cassandra: I can't believe they had the gall to call that food.

 

Trevelyan: I can't believe that we ate it.

 

Solas: The biscuits were made out of lyrium. Solid damned lyrium.

 

Cole: I can see through time.

 

Cassandra: We all ate the biscuits Cole. We can all see through time.

 

Solas: All of what I have seen and researched about the Fade, being able to see the beginning and the end of all things, is not as oppresive as I once thought. At least not compared to what's churning in my gut.

 

Cassandra: You mean the lamb stew?

 

Solas: Quite sure there was something else in it. Something larval.

 

Cassandra: Surely we can overcome this.

 

Trevelyan: I agree. We have defeated far fouler things such as demons and witches and dragons.

 

Cole: And a witch on a dragon.

 

Cassandra: ...Yes, that's a memory we all need right now *groans.*

[Yinello]

Cassandra: Varric, I promise you when this is all over I will bring you personally to wherever you want to go.

 

Varric: Trying to sate your guilt eh? If you mean it, why not bring me right now?

 

Cassandra: Now? I'm not sure if-

 

If the Inquisitor interferes and says they can't go:

 

Cassandra: I can't abandon duty just like that.

 

Varric: Of course not.

 

Cassandra: *sighs*

 

If the Inquisitor interferes and says they can go:

 

Cassandra: ... Alright. Let's go then.

 

Varric: Look, I... *sigh* I appreciate the idea, no matter the reasons. But I can't go knowing the world will be overrun by demons.

 

Cassandra: I knew there was a noble side to you.

 

Varric: I'll have you know I'm the Paragon of nobility. *grins*

 

Cassander: *facepalms*

[Wolfen09]

Cassandra:  So varric, about kirkwall....

 

Varric:  Why dont you just go ahead and stick your finger in that wound while you're at it.

 

Cassandra:  Im not asking about that, it pertains to the investigation of hawke....

 

IF HAWKE WAS MADE VISCOUNT

 

Cassandra:  If Hawke became the viscount, then why did he/she leave in the first place?  Was there a reason he/she disappeared or was there something going on?

 

Varric:  sigh*  i see you're not going to drop this, if there was something going on there was no indication of it...  trust me, with my contacts i would have known...

 

Cassandra:  So he/she just up and left?  Abandoning the city?

 

Varric:  You make Hawke sound like an as*hole like that, but no... I think Hawke was tired of Kirkwall, tired of all the bad memories.... I dont think he/she could take it anymore.  But, he/she had a point... we were all tired of fighting pointless battles, we all needed some time to heal our wounds.

 

IF HAWKE SIDED WITH MAGES AND FLED

 

Cassandra:  Where did your party go right after the final battle?  It would seem unlikely that your group would immediately split up after fleeing the scene.

 

Varric:  sigh*  i see you're not going to drop this, we didnt stop running till we hit starkhaven.  Choir boy decided it was high time he got to work on taking back his kingdom and left our group....  Hawke, well hawke decided that he/she was just tired of all the fighting, wanted to just get away from all of it.  He/She left us just standing there in the tavern with our jaws dropped.  But, he/she had a point... we were all tired of fighting pointless battles, we all needed some time to heal our wounds.

[Wolfen09]

Bull:  So varric, i hear you're a story teller.  Got any good stories to tell?

 

Varric:  You left out the part about you hearing about my good looks and charm, and yeah ive got a story to tell, it even involves qunari.

 

Bull:  Really?  I didnt think dwarves had much contact with qunari.

 

Varric:  Trust me, we had plenty while they burned kirkwall and slaughtered its people.... all for a book.

 

Bull:  Kirkwall?  Varric, im sorry i wouldnt have brought it up if i had known.

 

Varric:  Just stop, lets just move on, im sure the inquisitor doesnt want us lagging behind.

 

 

(after hearing some banter between varric and cassandra in a gameplay video, im really starting to see varric in a more depressed state of mind....  interesting development.... as long as he doesnt blow up any chantries)

[The Ascendant]

Trev and Cass.
Trev: I am sorry.
Cass: Excuse me?
Trev: I talked to Leliana. She told me about your brother.
Cass: She had no right to tell you that!
Trev: Maybe but we're going to have to work together and we can't do that at each others throats.
Cass: *Sigh* You're right. I am also sorry for my prior treatment of you.
Trev: Apology accepted. Not all mages are like that. We're people just like you.
Cass: I know. After hearing of the Warden and Hawke you think I would have learned but..
Trev: Old grudges die hard. I know.

[Ignasious]

Varric: So, Qunari, huh?

Iron Bull: Did the horns give me away?

Varric: Nope. And besides, I've been around eanough to know that not all Qunari are oxmen. Met a girl named Tallis that proved that.

IB: A Tallis? Did she come to "solve" something involving you, or what?

Varric: Oh, she just lied to Hawke and got him/her thrown into a dungeon, and then forced us to fight an Orlesian noble.

IB: ...We realy havn't given you a good impression of us, huh?

Varric: Not at all.

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Sera: I could'nt help but notice...but Varric realy dosn't seem to like you Seeker.

Varric (if present): Pfft. Whatever gave you that idea?

Sera: So, I just have to ask, what's it about?

Varric (if present): Yeah, why don't you tell her, Seeker?

Cassandra: I needed information on the Champion of Kirkwall, and he was the most reliable source. He knew the Champion, even before his/her rise to power.

Sera: Something tells me you didn't meet up with him in a tavern and talked things out with him.

Cassandra: Me and my men took him with us to the Champions home, and I got him to speak the truth. Then, we brought him with us, to make him tell his story to the divine.

Sera: So, to keep it simple, you beat him up, interrogated him, and then kidnapped him? Great, I understand him completly now.

[Basement Cat]

Varric VS Cassandra

 

Cassandra: There's one thing I don't understand: if you knew the red lyrium idol was dangerous, why didn't you destroy it?

 

Varric: *sigh* I wasn't going to risk messing around with the thing after what it did to Bartrand. How was I supposed to know that mage was going to sell it?

 

Cassandra: It was careless. Even throwing it in the sea would have been better.

 

Varric: I wasn't thinking straight! I had to put down my own brother for crying out loud!

 

Cassandra: *gently* I am sorry. That is a hard thing to endure.

 

Varric: What do you know? You obviously don't know what it's like to lose a brother.

 

Cassandra: *face of pure fury, walks away*

[Bayonet Hipshot]

Varric VS Cassandra

 

Cassandra: There's one thing I don't understand: if you knew the red lyrium idol was dangerous, why didn't you destroy it?

 

Varric: *sigh* I wasn't going to risk messing around with the thing after what it did to Bartrand. How was I supposed to know that mage was goingto sell it?

 

Cassandra: It was careless. Even throwing it in the sea would have been better.

 

Varric: I wasn't thinking straight! I had to put down my own brother for crying out loud!

 

Cassandra: *gently* I am sorry. That is a hard thing to endure.

 

Varric: What do you know? You obviously don't know what it's like to lose a brother.

 

Cassandra: *face of pure fury, walks away*

 

Oooh ! I want to see a follow up to this ! 

[Elfyoth]

Leliana: Varric, what can you tell me about Bethany?

Varric: Bethany was a nice girl and.

Cass: I understand, you tell Leliana but not me, she was there too, she was with me too.

Varric: Was where?

Cass: In the interrogation..

Varric: But she didnt interrgote me, and she helped the Warden save the world.

Cass: Well-- I have saved the Divine!

Varric: Never was a religeous type Cass.

Cass: Why you--

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Solas: So Sera, when you found out you don't like males?

Sera: Hmm I am not going to tell you that, not after what happend.

Solas: What happend exactly?

Sera: Nevermind.

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Varric: What a beutifull day isnt it Viv?

Viv: Yes it is indeed, remain me of one day I was in the white spire, the sun was shining so much that I could feel the Maker touching me softly.

Varric: Nice, Viv, ever thought on writing stories?

Viv: No-- Idk.

Varric: You have it in you.

Viv: You have written a story about the champion right Varric?

Varric: Yes I have.

Viv: Our dear seeker have told me it is facinating.

Varric: Oh I didint know that it was THAT good.

Viv: Will you write a story about us?

Varric: I have already told it to Cass no, this subject is not so intrensting.

Viv: Thank you for the honesty.

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Sera: Viv! So I thought about what you have said and will you help me choose my new dress?

Viv: Of course darling finally you have a taste!

Sera: So I have wanted for you to see this... and this... which one?

*Viv almost throws up*

Viv: They are both terrible dear, you need a new dress not a cowboy suit..

Sera: Oh I see, if you dont like them I will ask Varric, have a nice day.

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Solas: So Warden, is it facinating being a grey warden?

Blackwall: By what you mean facinating?

Solas: You know being a legendary warrior drining darkspwn blood and--

Blackwall: Who told you that we drink Darspawn blood?!

Solas: Blackwall, I am a travel in thedas that is a mage and a fade expert I know your warden secert.

Blackwall: You will not say a word to it to anyone you hear me? Or we'll all be in danger.

Solas: Yes, yes, yes... Well your secret is loked within my mouth.

Blackwall: Good, good...

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Iron Bull: Well  Warden I have thought about the breach and all...

Blackwall: And?

IB: What do the Wardens thing about it? Was you sent to us or?

Blackwall: It is a secret I cannot reveal my friend.

IB: I see.

Blackwall: What I can reveal is that we will do whatever we can to eliminate ANY  threat in the world that is not political threat like the orlisean civil war and all of that. As much as we want to.

IB: Good to know.

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[Wolfen09]

Sera:  Hey varric, when are you gonna tell me what happened to that rivaini pirate?

 

Varric:  Isabella?  She just took off on her ship to resume the pirate life... why?

 

Sera:  Im interested in meeting her.

 

Varric:  Long ears, there's only one thing you would want to meet her for.

 

Sera:  Six things actually.

 

Varric:  Start checking taverns and brothels, she likes to show up to have a tumble with heroes a lot... first the warden then hawke.... maybe you just need to stick with the inquisitor and she will just show up and ask for sex.... thats pretty much how it happened with hawke...

 

Sera:  Why cant all women just walk up and ask for sex, it would make my life a whole lot easier.

 

Varric:  Callin the kettle black there long ears.

[Ignasious]

Iron Bull: All this walking around and fighting is realy starting to feel old, don't you agree Sera?

 

Sera: We are here for a good reason, Bull. Besides, I think I'm close to breaking a new record today.

 

IB: How about you and I grab a few drinks after we're done with this?

 

Sera: *chuckles* Sure, but you're paying for it. Consider it payment for saving your a** from Viv's "fashion talk" with you last night.

 

IB: You know, if you want me to repay you, I could always let you ride the bull.

 

Sera: *Laughs* Sorry Bull, but you ain't exactly my type.

(additionaly, if romanced): And besides, I doubt you want to make the Inquisitor jealous.

 

IB: If you say so. But, it's your loss.

 

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Cole: Are you a bard, Varric?

 

Varric: No, I'm just an ordinary storyteller.

 

Cole: But Lelianna also tells stories, and she is a bard. What is the difference between a bard and a storyteller?

 

Varric: Bards are more "orlesian". You know, fancy clothes, nicely fixed hair, and more then five baths a day, just so no one can tell they are sweating rivers under all those layers of dresses. As a storyteller, I'm free to wear whatever I want.

 

Cole: But-...what was that you were wearing last evening in the tavern then? It was pretty, but you didn't seem to like it.

 

Varric: Don't remind me of it...I lost a bet with Sera, and I had to let the Madame dress me up for the evening.

 

Cole: ...I am sorry that you have also had to endure that.

 

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Cassandra: Do you know any of what happend at the warden fort in the Vimmark Mountains, Blackwall?

 

Blackwall: No, I don't. All I have heard is something about one of our mages going there to chase after what can at best be described as a ghost.

 

Cassandra: If the dwarfs story was correct, then the mages name must have been Janeka. Is that correct?

 

Blackwall: If I didn't know better, I would say that this is starting to sound like an interrogation.

 

Cassandra: I-...apolagise, Blackwall.

 

Blackwall: Apolagy accepted, Seeker. I guess it must be hard for someone like to try and have a normal conversation, when you are ment to hunt for corruption amongst your brethren.

 

Cassandra:...Let's just keep moving.

[Zelodos]

(Dalish rogue inquisitor and cole)
Inq: Cole can I ask you something?
Cole: Um...sure
Inq: your combat skills are self-taught I assume?
Cole: y-yes they were.
Inq: for being self-taught they definitely get the job done but maybe you might become mire effective if you were taught properly?
Cole: that would be nice... Can you teach me?
Inq: It'll be my honor

[Zelodos]

(Female human inquisitor who seems to like bad boys and cole because i love him)
Fem: so cole you're a rogue huh?
Cole: i guess i am...
Fem: any chance you could teach me a few moves?
Cole: um sure i suppose
Fem: good! See you later!(leaves)
Cole: she seemed a lot happier today...and warmer...
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Fem: oh my... That was intense
Cole: you seem to know a great deal about fighting
Fem: it doesn't hurt to practice and learn new things
Cole: i guess not
Fem: maybe we could practice in a more...intimate manner next time?
Cole: so you want to practice while intimidating me?
Fem: NO! I mean closer...us...together
Cole: so you want to practice back to back?
Fem: grr. Forget it!
Cole: I don't get it. What is "it"?