*Presuming Vivienne is a LI*
Solas: My, my, my...for shame.
Vivienne: What?
Solas: My dear enchanter, I do believe those are grass stains on your skirt.
Vivienne: I must say I have no idea what you're talking about!
Solas: Maybe not. But the inquisitor does.
*Presuming Vivienne is a LI*
Solas: My, my, my...for shame.
Vivienne: What?
Solas: My dear enchanter, I do believe those are grass stains on your skirt.
Vivienne: I must say I have no idea what you're talking about!
Solas: Maybe not. But the inquisitor does.
Sorry, outta likes..
Inquisitor: Cole.
Cole: Its been a while inquisitor, I thought you forgot about me, just leaving me at camp all the time....
Inquisitor: How could i forget you Cole? You're the guy I trust the most, that's why you're in charge of guarding the camp and our supplies.
Cole: I didn't realize I meant that much to the team.
Inquisitor: Of course, without you we wouldn't have any dinner to eat.
Cole: *walks off smiling*
Varric: You just pulled that whole thing out of your ass didn't you?
Inquisitor: Shhh... he might hear you.
I hate being out of likes. I found this one I did awhile back in the Sera thread, when I was feeling goofy and felt like breaking the Fourth Wall:
Sera <flirting>: "Soo pretty lady, care to taste my rainbow? You won't be disappointed."
Isabela: "Ooh, that's clever. I need to remember that."
Sera: "Oh stop that, you're not even in the party for this game!"
Isabela: "Brat.""
Sera: "Withered up pirate hag."
Isabela: "That's it, you little pointy eared big mouth bi...."
Varric: "Rivaini, the elf is right. You're not a party member, so you might want to leave before you embarrass yourself further."
Isabela: "And if I refuse?"
Varric: "Then I'll be happy to inform the Seeker that you're here. She'd love to have a "chat" with you about Kirkwall."
Isabela: "Er...my, look at the time? I best be going now, it's getting late."
Sera: "Finally! Now, where was I?" <puckish grin>
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Varric, "How are you today, Magpie?"
Sera: "Did..you just call me a magpie?"
Varric "I like giving nicknames. It makes the people I meet easier to remember. Also, it never hurts to go by a code name.
Sera: "Code name?"
Varric: "Honestly, did you expect me to have this adventure and not write it down? The names aren't just being changed for the sake for the innocent."
Sera: "Good point. So, why a magpie?"
Varric: "Kiddo, you're lovely, firey, hard to catch and love shiny things. I thought it fit."
Sera: <blushing> "Then I'll take it. Can I call you "Big Brother?"
Varric: "I appreciate the thought, but I'd rather not. That would get a little confusing to explain to strangers. Not to mention making me aware of my age."
Sera: Bear Pelt, for that chest of yours?
Varric <laughing>: It is glorious, but no.
Sera: "What about 'Var-Var'?"
Varric: "Oh by the love of....Magpie, you don't get to pick the nicknames. That's my thing."
One more for now. This is one of my favorite's that I've done so far. I keep picturing this happening to Sera. Not sure why:
Sera: C'mon Bull, drink with me!
IB: Sure, I could go for a pint.
Sera: A pint sounds boring. You always say that. I know! Let's have a drinking contest.
IB: I wouldn't advise that. I've had a lot of practice and you're pretty small.
Varric: <laughing> Oh, I would advise that. This would be too funny to pass up.
Sera: Nonsense, you know I can hold my liquor.
Varric: I know that kiddo, but a qunari isn't your average human solider.
Sera: You know what? You party poopers wait here, I'll go get the drinks.
Cass: Do I truly want to see this?
Varric: I think you do, Seeker.
Sera: <comes back with the shots. Several small shots of various colors and scents are on the tray>
Sera: Let's do this! GAME ON!
IB: <chuckle> Very well, you go first...
One hour later:
Sera: <smashed drunk, singing slightly off-key> Whhhhhhhaat do you do with a drunken sailor EARLY IN THE MORNING?
IB: I warned her not to take that last shot.
Varric: Didn't you order it?
IB: Yes. Dwarven spirits, mixed with a little berry juice.
Varric: By the Maker Bull...you gave the kid dwarven spirits? You gave her dwarven alcohol?!?
IB: She'll be fine after she passes out. She seemed to like it though.
Varric: Fine. But if she gets sick, you're cleaning it up.
Cass: ...
Cass: I'm going to bed.
Sera: Thrrrrrrrooww 'em in the hold with the Captain's Daughter EARLY IN THE MORNING!
Sorry for three posts in a row, but I found the one that took me the longest:
It's amazing how well this one holds up, Natashina. Since I know you wrote this quite a while ago.
It's amazing how well this one holds up, Natashina. Since I know you wrote this quite a while ago.
Thank you! Now that we've got IB's voice released, I can even hear it in his voice. 
I'll just add this here then...
*The Inquisitor, walking around Skyhold, hears raised voices*
VIVIENNE: ...rather that mages were free to do as they wish, to whomever they wish, to kill and to enslave!
DORIAN: Whereas you, since we are on the subject of enslavement, would prefer that mages were caged like they were all rabid beasts?
VIVIENNE: They need to be protected, controlled, for their own good!
DORIAN: As long as you are the one to control them, eh, First Enchanter?
VIVIENNE: And you know all about controlling others, don't you, my dear Magister?
DORIAN: Perhaps we should get the Bull to sew your mouth shut.
VIVIENNE: Only a fool challenges me... fool!
*The Inquisitor bursts into the room to find... Vivienne and Dorian sat opposite each other in big, comfy armchairs, drinking wine and eating cheese, clearly very relaxed*
INQUISITOR: What's... I heard...
DORIAN: Ah, Inquistor! I thought that was you. Is it time for another mission already?
VIVIENNE: We have quite recovered from the last debacle, I think, my dear.
INQUISITOR: I thought...
VIVIENNE: We all need to blow off steam once in a while, do we not? I always find these sessions with the devilish Magister so refreshing.
DORIAN: Indeed. This way we can save the real vitriol for our foes, no?
INQUISITOR: *confused expression*
VIVIENNE: I think our work here is done, dear.
DORIAN: Definitely.
Found the last two I've done!
Sera: "What is this, that is before me? A Seeker with rage for all to see?"
Cass: "Stop that."
Sera: "Put a smile on thy face, it isn't a strain. If you only frown, then wrinkles will remain.
Cass: "I'm going to hurt you, Elf."
Sara: "Ah, must you wound me so? Fine, one more Rhyme for thee before I go?"
Cass: "If it'll shut you up."
Sara: "Spend less time looking at the ground, at the streets that are paved. If you look up and look around, you might finally get laid!"
Cass: "I. Am. Going. To. Hurt. You."
Varric: "Now now ladies, there's no need to get hostile. Sera, why don't you give the Seeker a few minutes to calm down?"
Cass: "I don't know how much more I can take of this."
Varric: "Don't fret Seeker. She'll find someone wearing a lot of shiny jewels too drunk to say their name straight. She'll be distracted in no time."
Sera: "He's right, just so you know. Now I hope we can go somewhere to go see the snow!"
Cass: <sigh>
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Best. Thing. Ever. I wish I could like this multiple times.
Aww, thank you. 
Guest_Challenge Everything_*
Varric: You know, every Warden I've ever met has been a psycho or a moron.
Blackwall: ...But...
Varric: Nothing. That was it.
I wrote this in the Solas thread originally, might as well post it here too.
Solas, Cole and Cass:
Cole: What's it like? To be alive?
Solas: You think you aren't alive?
Cole: I'm not like you... I'm not really alive.
Solas: Iron Bull and I aren't alike and yet we're both very much alive. The definition of being "alive" is to exist, you exist don't you?
Cass: But Cole is dead, the boy at least. Isn't he?
Cole: ...Yes. He died... a long time ago.
Solas: And who's to say part of him doesn't live on in you. You exist. You're trying to help those in need; that's more that many "alive" people can say. You are kinder than you think, chin up Da'mi.
Cass: That's an interesting perspective, you think he and the boy are one and the same?
Solas: I believe so, yes.
Cole: Thank you. I... I never thought about it like that.
Solas: It's my pleasure.
(In the Dragon Age wiki Da'mi means "little blade" I thought it was fitting)
^ That's so sweet. I love the idea of Solas bolstering Cole's confidence like that.
I remember those poet-tree-Sera banters from back in her thread a while ago! Hilarious
(Cole, Varric, Vivienne)
Cole: "You remind me of Rhys."
Varric: "He must have been one fantastic guy then."
Cole: "Yes. He took care of me when I couldn’t remember what I was. He was a mage at the White Spire. A human."
Varric: "Sounds just like me."
Cole: "He was very tall."
Varric: "Yep, splitting image."
Cole: "And he had a nice beard."
Varric: "Ah, well, beards are all well and good, but did he have anything comparing to this carpet of virility on his chest?"
Cole: "No, he only had a little chest hair."
Vivienne: "Hold on, just how do you know that?"
Cole: "Sometimes I used to sneak into people’s rooms while I was invisible and watch them. Sometimes they were naked."
Vivienne: "Delightful. In that case, the first thing I’m doing when we return to Skyhold is place intruder-repelling wards all around my quarters."
Cole: "Sometimes they were doing other things too."
Varric: "Uh, best to stop there, kiddo, before you incite the wrath of Madame de Fer."
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(Sera, Vivienne)
Vivienne: "Sera, someone has been stealing all of my favourite hats. Do you know anything about this?"
Sera: "Why would I? It was probably that invisible creep. Or Bull, they’d suit his horns nice enough."
Vivienne: "I have a hard time imagining Iron Bull drawing a cat face onto my hat."
Sera: "But those pointy bits look just like cat ears, don’t you think? And it makes you look a lot more cheerful."
Vivienne: "You’re lucky I have so many mirrors in my dressing room. If I had visited the Empress with such a ridiculous hat, I would’ve been the laughing stock of Val Royeaux!"
Sera: "I thought that was what you were aiming for already."
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(Sera, Iron Bull)
Sera: "I got you a present! It’s a new eye-patch."
Iron Bull: "Sera, that’s already my eye-patch. You took it from my room."
Sera: "And upgraded it! Look!"
Iron Bull: "It’s the Inquisition symbol... on the eyepatch."
Sera: "Well, it’s not really fair of us to go around with two eyes when you only have one, so I thought you should have it. Plus, now everyone knows you’re part of the Inquisition!"
Iron Bull: "And completely insane. But thanks, girl. It’s great."
Aww, thank you.
This thread is just so full of WIN.. thanks in no small part to you, can't decide if I laugh, applaud, cry or all of the former at once.
Sera and the Inquisitor:
Sera: You are a very serious person.
The Inquisitor: Yes, Sera? Are you referring to me?
Sera: Yeah!! I mean, come on, I know the world is at chaos and I can understand the burden placed on you... but, you know, live the moment, put on a smile once in a while.
(if Varric is present and depending on the Inquisitor's race) Varric: Some humans are a bit Avelinesque.. if the Inquisitor is Human
Varric: Well, just you wait until I tell them about Lady Helmi's face.. that one never gets old if the inquisitor is a Dwarf
Varric: Some elves seem to have a broodiness on them, specially if they are infused with magic that allows them to cross what normally can't be crossed. if the Inquisitor is an elf
Varric: I think the horns must put weight on their faces, that makes smiling a problem. if the Inquisitor is Qunari
The Inquisitor: Sera, take a good look at the sky.
Sera: Yeah, I see it... demons everywhere, end of the world.. bu--
The Inquisitor: Wouldn't you agree that the situation is already pretty green?
Depending on who is in the party
Varric: Can't believe you didn't see that one coming magpie.
Cassandra: I did not... just.. hear... that.
Vivienne: *sigh* Peasants and their unsofisticated sense of humor.
Iron Bull: And I thought I would need to give them a pint for that.
Sera: (Laughs) Alright I take that back, let's go back to whatever demon killing we're supposed to do.
The Inquisitor: Yes, that would be best.
I had a couple of good ones inspired by the discussion on the romance thread about the devs having difficulty animating all romances, and ways they could suggest a physical romance without showing.
*if the inquisitor is a qunari and romancing Iron Bull*
Solas: Could you two keep it down at night? You sound like a couple of...well, ox.
Inquisitor: Cole.
Cole: Its been a while inquisitor, I thought you forgot about me, just leaving me at camp all the time....
Inquisitor: How could i forget you Cole? You're the guy I trust the most, that's why you're in charge of guarding the camp and our supplies.
Cole: I didn't realize I meant that much to the team.
Inquisitor: Of course, without you we wouldn't have any dinner to eat.
Cole: *walks off smiling*
Varric: You just pulled that whole thing out of your ass didn't you?
Inquisitor: Shhh... he might hear you.
That's my Inquisitors in a nut shell when regarding Cole.
All in orlesian accents
Varric: "But zis tavern is so filthy." hehehe
Sera: "Why do we have to traipse through ze mud so much?" hehehe
Varric: "Zees horns are so heavy." hehehe
Sera: "Why cant zey make ze horns lighter?" hehehe
Varric: "That would require us to have ze brains." hehehehe
Vivene: *AHEM
Varric: *turns head* ahhh enchanter, when did you arrive?
Vivene: *Glares at varric
Varric: I think we better start running swipes (sera)
Sera: *off in distance* way ahead of you
Wonderfully done (and of course I'm out of likes,) but I do have a tiny nitpick: Vivienne.
meh, i dont know why, but i just dont like viviene's character, so i tend not to care as much for the spelling
(This one got a bit long)
Solas, Sera and Iron Bull:
Sera: We've been lost in these caves for bloody hours!
Solas: Ruins, and we're not lost.
Iron Bull: Six. That's six times I've seen that exact crack in the wall.
Solas: Please I know where I'm going.
* a few moments later they arrive at the entrance*
Solas: Well this is awkward.
Sera: *Groans* Andraste's t**s! I can feel blisters on my feet.
Iron Bull: Hey, elf-
Sera: Oi! I have a name.
Iron Bull: Not you the bald one.
Solas: Look we must have made a wrong turn at the-
iron Bull: Shut it.That power of yours, the, uh sleeping one.
Solas: What of it?
Iron Bull: It let's you see the past, right? So maybe you can see exactly where to go.
Solas: Ahh! Yes!That might work, just give me an hour or so to fall asleep.
Sera: An hour?
iron Bull: It works when you're unconscious; so I could...
Solas: Wait. You aren't thinking of-
*Iron Bull punches Solas, knocking him out cold*
Sera: That'll do the trick.
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