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[nightcobra]

Don't know if this counts as "banter", more lile event, buuuuut i'm running low on fan tears

 

 

 

 

 

 How about a continuation to this thing i wrote?

 

 

*Cole's arc at the game's end...*

 

Inquisitor: I'll always remember you

 

Cole: *sad eyes but with smile* no...you won't *fades away*

 

 

 

Continuation

 

 

*Inquisitor finds a book while rummaging through his/her office*

 

The book being a journal written by Cole, filled with his experiences throughout the game

 

things like:

 

"I'm starting a journal today, Solas/Varric is teaching me how to write.

says it would be interesting to see if written records also disappear if I write them."

 

 

"Bumped into Sera today, she looked at me with mean cold eyes, she scares me."

 

 

"Iron Bull made me try ale, it was bitter.

when he asked me if i'd like some milk instead he almost fell off his chair laughing after i said yes."

 

 

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and in the few last pages there could be a few of varric's jokes, solas's grading cole's grammar/vocabulary, maybe even something that sera drew for cole if they're friends later on.

 

and the last page, a farewell from Cole to the inquisitor and all the people he met.

Even if everyone forgets, at least this will remain.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Ok that should be enough tears for a bathtub* 

 

[Wolfen09]

Inquisitor:  Someday Im just gonna disappear and take a vacation.  Somewhere nice without any veil tears, demons, templars, mages, or Orlesian nobles, maybe a nice beach.

 

Varric:  The last time Hawke talked about a vacation on a beach, an armada of angry demon pirates came up, and he/she had way better karma than you did.

 

Inquisitor:  Well, then I'll just go take some time in the mountains, pirates don't climb mountains do they?

 

Varric:  The day you go for a vacation in the mountains is the day when griffons return and team up with dragons to destroy the world.

 

Inquisitor:  Well, how about the fade?  Im pretty sure there arent any dragons or griffons in the fade, or demons, cause they are all here.

 

Varric:  The day....  actually, thats not a bad idea.

[Wolfen09]

(going to an area like hinterlands more than 3 times)

 

Varric:  You know, I always wonder why we keep coming back here.

 

Inquisitor:  What do you mean?  Its for the Inquisition.

 

Varric:  Fighting the red templars and rogue blood mages in the area is one thing, but coming back and just aimlessly wandering around, im starting to think you're just here to admire the scenery.

 

Inquisitor:  My mental stability is good for the inquisition.

 

Varric:  Since when have we ever met someone with mental stability.

 

Inquisitor:  Good point.

[nightcobra]

I soo hope for a mysterious dialogue choice named "dejá vu" with certain locations and characters 

[Wolfen09]

Cassandra:  Ive never been to Halamshiral before.

 

Sera:  Oh its a very pretty city, especially with all the flaming elf carcasses.

 

Cassandra:  I didn't notice any flaming elves.

 

Sera:  Of course you didn't, the empress came here a while back to put down what they called a "rebellion."  Hundreds of innocent people died in those fires.

 

Cassandra:  Ahh I believe they call that Tuesday in Orlais.

 

Sera:  THAT'S!....  well, kind of accurate, BUT IT STILL P*SSES ME OFF!

[Adribr91]

After reading how Sera will treat Cole. Also read and reread Assunder.

 

FInquisitor/ LI Sera/ Cole/ Fourth Companion*

 

 

"After an exhaustive battle, the High Dragon dies while still flying. It was going to fall and crush a stupefied Sera, if Cole hadn't jumped in and saved her by the last minute. As the dust settles, a madly worried Inquisitor and the Fourth Companion find first an unharmed Sera, then a knocked out Cole.

 

Inquisitor: Sera, honey! Oh thank the Maker that you're ok - sighs relieved.

FC: He's still alive Inquisitor - Cole flutters his eyes - C'mon, kid. Let's get you up and see if your body perceived that last impact.

 

At the same time, The Inquisitor is helping Sera - still mute - to her feet. After a short moment, the elf´s face starts to become completly red as her impassive expression slowly changes.

 

Inquisitor (tenderly): I believe we all deserve a night off after this one (nudging Sera), and I believe you'll finally have the chance to --

Sera (shouting): How dare it touches me, Demon little s***!!! Now it's all filthy! I'm all filthy - turning tho the Inquisitor - Why did you let it touch me? Those horrid pawns of it's! Why did -- 

 

SLAP.

 

As she finally looks at her lover's face, now streaked with tears, Sera find feelings she hoped beyond hope would never be there because of her. Horror. Disgust. Disappointment. The elf could barely believe what she was seeing. After a moment the Inquisitor was already at Cole's side leadind him to the camp. Without looking back, she frostly said to the FC:

 

Inquisitor (weary): When we arrive, send a team to collect any resources the creature might have left. I want a complete inventory be it claws, skin or even dammned be gold by tomorrow morning sharp.

 

As the FC nods to the Inquisitor, th three of them start to move, leaving Sera at the now silent grove.

 

* Varrik, THe Iron Bull, Cass or even Vivienne would be quite good for this role, each with their own reactions.

 

 

Sorry, Sera fans, but as much as I believe I'm going to enjoy her jokes, if she keeps this treatment towards Cole a considerable part of the game it is quite possible that the inquisitor will have to take a side on the matter. 

Anyway, thanks for those who read my first post.

[Queen of Evil]

After reading how Sera will treat Cole. Also read and reread Assunder.
 
FInquisitor/ LI Sera/ Cole/ Fourth Companion*
 
 
"After an exhaustive battle, the High Dragon dies while still flying. It was going to fall and crush a stupefied Sera, if Cole hadn't jumped in and saved her by the last minute. As the dust settles, a madly worried Inquisitor and the Fourth Companion find first an unharmed Sera, then a knocked out Cole.
 
Inquisitor: Sera, honey! Oh thank the Maker that you're ok - sighs relieved.
FC: He's still alive Inquisitor - Cole flutters his eyes - C'mon, kid. Let's get you up and see if your body perceived that last impact.
 
At the same time, The Inquisitor is helping Sera - still mute - to her feet. After a short moment, the elf´s face starts to become completly red as her impassive expression slowly changes.
 
Inquisitor (tenderly): I believe we all deserve a night off after this one (nudging Sera), and I believe you'll finally have the chance to --
Sera (shouting): How dare it touches me, Demon little s***!!! Now it's all filthy! I'm all filthy - turning tho the Inquisitor - Why did you let it touch me? Those horrid pawns of it's! Why did -- 
 
SLAP.
 
As she finally looks at her lover's face, now streaked with tears, Sera find feelings she hoped beyond hope would never be there because of her. Horror. Disgust. Disappointment. The elf could barely believe what she was seeing. After a moment the Inquisitor was already at Cole's side leadind him to the camp. Without looking back, she frostly said to the FC:
 
Inquisitor (weary): When we arrive, send a team to collect any resources the creature might have left. I want a complete inventory be it claws, skin or even dammned be gold by tomorrow morning sharp.
 
As the FC nods to the Inquisitor, th three of them start to move, leaving Sera at the now silent grove.
 
* Varrik, THe Iron Bull, Cass or even Vivienne would be quite good for this role, each with their own reactions.
 
 
Sorry, Sera fans, but as much as I believe I'm going to enjoy her jokes, if she keeps this treatment towards Cole a considerable part of the game it is quite possible that the inquisitor will have to take a side on the matter. 
Anyway, thanks for those who read my first post.

I feel anger at the outcome of the fanter. And yet, understanding.

[Rel Fexive]

After reading how Sera will treat Cole. Also read and reread Assunder.

 

FInquisitor/ LI Sera/ Cole/ Fourth Companion*

 

 

"After an exhaustive battle, the High Dragon dies while still flying. It was going to fall and crush a stupefied Sera, if Cole hadn't jumped in and saved her by the last minute. As the dust settles, a madly worried Inquisitor and the Fourth Companion find first an unharmed Sera, then a knocked out Cole.

 

Inquisitor: Sera, honey! Oh thank the Maker that you're ok - sighs relieved.

FC: He's still alive Inquisitor - Cole flutters his eyes - C'mon, kid. Let's get you up and see if your body perceived that last impact.

 

At the same time, The Inquisitor is helping Sera - still mute - to her feet. After a short moment, the elf´s face starts to become completly red as her impassive expression slowly changes.

 

Inquisitor (tenderly): I believe we all deserve a night off after this one (nudging Sera), and I believe you'll finally have the chance to --

Sera (shouting): How dare it touches me, Demon little s***!!! Now it's all filthy! I'm all filthy - turning tho the Inquisitor - Why did you let it touch me? Those horrid pawns of it's! Why did -- 

 

SLAP.

 

As she finally looks at her lover's face, now streaked with tears, Sera find feelings she hoped beyond hope would never be there because of her. Horror. Disgust. Disappointment. The elf could barely believe what she was seeing. After a moment the Inquisitor was already at Cole's side leadind him to the camp. Without looking back, she frostly said to the FC:

 

Inquisitor (weary): When we arrive, send a team to collect any resources the creature might have left. I want a complete inventory be it claws, skin or even dammned be gold by tomorrow morning sharp.

 

As the FC nods to the Inquisitor, th three of them start to move, leaving Sera at the now silent grove.

 

* Varrik, THe Iron Bull, Cass or even Vivienne would be quite good for this role, each with their own reactions.

 

 

Sorry, Sera fans, but as much as I believe I'm going to enjoy her jokes, if she keeps this treatment towards Cole a considerable part of the game it is quite possible that the inquisitor will have to take a side on the matter. 

Anyway, thanks for those who read my first post.

 

In my experience, Bioware companions and team members are rarely permanently at odds.  Even if they don't get on they either keep apart from each other off-mission, or learn to tolerate or even, sometimes, like or (sometimes just barely!) respect each other over time.  Generally, the mission comes first.

 

What you just described sounds to me like it could have been the start of a thawing in Sera's attitude towards Cole, had she not reacted as she did.  That reaction actually seems rather unlikely, to me at least.  It'd be more likely to set a character thinking than screeching.

 

I prefer to judge the characters when I've 'met' them, is all, rather than based on one short out-of-context comment.

[KC_Prototype]

After reading how Sera will treat Cole. Also read and reread Assunder.

 

FInquisitor/ LI Sera/ Cole/ Fourth Companion*

 

 

"After an exhaustive battle, the High Dragon dies while still flying. It was going to fall and crush a stupefied Sera, if Cole hadn't jumped in and saved her by the last minute. As the dust settles, a madly worried Inquisitor and the Fourth Companion find first an unharmed Sera, then a knocked out Cole.

 

Inquisitor: Sera, honey! Oh thank the Maker that you're ok - sighs relieved.

FC: He's still alive Inquisitor - Cole flutters his eyes - C'mon, kid. Let's get you up and see if your body perceived that last impact.

 

At the same time, The Inquisitor is helping Sera - still mute - to her feet. After a short moment, the elf´s face starts to become completly red as her impassive expression slowly changes.

 

Inquisitor (tenderly): I believe we all deserve a night off after this one (nudging Sera), and I believe you'll finally have the chance to --

Sera (shouting): How dare it touches me, Demon little s***!!! Now it's all filthy! I'm all filthy - turning tho the Inquisitor - Why did you let it touch me? Those horrid pawns of it's! Why did -- 

 

SLAP.

 

As she finally looks at her lover's face, now streaked with tears, Sera find feelings she hoped beyond hope would never be there because of her. Horror. Disgust. Disappointment. The elf could barely believe what she was seeing. After a moment the Inquisitor was already at Cole's side leadind him to the camp. Without looking back, she frostly said to the FC:

 

Inquisitor (weary): When we arrive, send a team to collect any resources the creature might have left. I want a complete inventory be it claws, skin or even dammned be gold by tomorrow morning sharp.

 

As the FC nods to the Inquisitor, th three of them start to move, leaving Sera at the now silent grove.

 

* Varrik, THe Iron Bull, Cass or even Vivienne would be quite good for this role, each with their own reactions.

 

 

Sorry, Sera fans, but as much as I believe I'm going to enjoy her jokes, if she keeps this treatment towards Cole a considerable part of the game it is quite possible that the inquisitor will have to take a side on the matter. 

Anyway, thanks for those who read my first post.

Screw Cole, no need to slap her

[Clockwork_Wings]

In my experience, Bioware companions and team members are rarely permanently at odds. Even if they don't get on they either keep apart from each other off-mission, or learn to tolerate or even, sometimes, like or (sometimes just barely!) respect each other over time. Generally, the mission comes first.

What you just described sounds to me like it could have been the start of a thawing in Sera's attitude towards Cole, had she not reacted as she did. That reaction actually seems rather unlikely, to me at least. It'd be more likely to set a character thinking than screeching.

I prefer to judge the characters when I've 'met' them, is all, rather than based on one short out-of-context comment.

I presumed it might be played for laughs.

[Al Foley]

After reading how Sera will treat Cole. Also read and reread Assunder.

 

FInquisitor/ LI Sera/ Cole/ Fourth Companion*

 

 

"After an exhaustive battle, the High Dragon dies while still flying. It was going to fall and crush a stupefied Sera, if Cole hadn't jumped in and saved her by the last minute. As the dust settles, a madly worried Inquisitor and the Fourth Companion find first an unharmed Sera, then a knocked out Cole.

 

Inquisitor: Sera, honey! Oh thank the Maker that you're ok - sighs relieved.

FC: He's still alive Inquisitor - Cole flutters his eyes - C'mon, kid. Let's get you up and see if your body perceived that last impact.

 

At the same time, The Inquisitor is helping Sera - still mute - to her feet. After a short moment, the elf´s face starts to become completly red as her impassive expression slowly changes.

 

Inquisitor (tenderly): I believe we all deserve a night off after this one (nudging Sera), and I believe you'll finally have the chance to --

Sera (shouting): How dare it touches me, Demon little s***!!! Now it's all filthy! I'm all filthy - turning tho the Inquisitor - Why did you let it touch me? Those horrid pawns of it's! Why did -- 

 

SLAP.

 

As she finally looks at her lover's face, now streaked with tears, Sera find feelings she hoped beyond hope would never be there because of her. Horror. Disgust. Disappointment. The elf could barely believe what she was seeing. After a moment the Inquisitor was already at Cole's side leadind him to the camp. Without looking back, she frostly said to the FC:

 

Inquisitor (weary): When we arrive, send a team to collect any resources the creature might have left. I want a complete inventory be it claws, skin or even dammned be gold by tomorrow morning sharp.

 

As the FC nods to the Inquisitor, th three of them start to move, leaving Sera at the now silent grove.

 

* Varrik, THe Iron Bull, Cass or even Vivienne would be quite good for this role, each with their own reactions.

 

 

Sorry, Sera fans, but as much as I believe I'm going to enjoy her jokes, if she keeps this treatment towards Cole a considerable part of the game it is quite possible that the inquisitor will have to take a side on the matter. 

Anyway, thanks for those who read my first post.

I don't think she will continue to treat him that way, especially if the Inquisitor nudges her in that direction.  We shall see.  But I so read Blackwall as your final companion.

[setrus86]

Iron Bull: So, elf-

 

Solas: Elf? I have a name you know, and furthermore-

 

Iron Bull: Yeah, yeah, we're all special snowflakes, yadda, yadda...I have a question.

 

Solas: *sighs* Yes?

 

Iron Bull: The inquisitor told me that you have a hobby of...sleeping?

 

Solas: It's not sleeping, it's a deeply meditative state where I-

 

Iron Bull: Sleep.

 

Solas: I explore the fade, you brute, I cast my gaze across time and space, I've seen things you wouldn't believe.

 

Iron Bull: And I've experienced things you wouldn't believe. You know what requirement there's been for each such experience?

 

Solas: I'm guessing you'll tell me even if I-

 

Iron Bull: Being awake.

 

Solas: *dryly* Yes, I'm sure your nights of base debauchery compares to exploring centuries of history and experiences in a way few others can.

 

Iron Bull: Damn right.

 

Solas: *sighs*

 

--------------------------------------------

 

Sera: So, Dorian. How is it being an elf in Tevinter?

 

Cassandra: There are no "elves" in Tevinter. There are slaves and magisters, you're either one or the other.

 

Dorian: Actually-

 

Sera: Well that's nice in a way, everyone has an opportunity.

 

Cassandra: Not really, the magisters are but a small percentage, controlling all else with an iron fist and making sure no one else rises in power,the ruling dynasties keep their bloodlines as "pure" as possibly, new blood is frowned upon.

 

Sera: You mean they wed their...ewww.

 

Cassandra: Indeed, which makes their inner feuds and killings all the more disgusting, one big happy family.

 

Dorian: I love hearing outsiders explain to me how my country works...do we also eat babies?

 

Cassandra: Errr...

 

Dorian: Right, of course we do, I have a special spork for it, even... *groans*

 

---------------------------------------------------

 

Varric: So, Dorian, I hear you are of a different...persuasion?

 

Dorian: Who tells you these things anyway, my handsome friend?

 

Varric: That doesn't matter, but what's important is for you to understand that no matter how beautiful you might find me, I can never be yours.

 

Dorian: *chuckles* I see, well I guess I should inform you then that you are not quite my type.

 

Varric: I'm everyone's type. Don't kid yourself, this chest-hair can move mountains.

 

Dorian: Well,I don't know, I think you might look better without it...

 

Varric: *gasping in feigned horror* Maker, watch your mouth! Bianca, cover your ears!

 

Dorian: *chuckling*

[Clockwork_Wings]

Varric: So, Seeker, you want me to tell you the story of how this happened, too?

[Lucidae]

Giving a go at this since I think it is so fun :]

I imagine something like this happening between Dorian and Solas.

 

 

Dorian: You know Solas, despite how you dreadfully choose to present yourself I must say that I rather respect you.

 

Solas: ...Oh, really now?

 

Dorian: Why yes, you grew up outside of the Tevinter Imperium in a world where mages are suppressed and taught to be ashamed of who they are. But yet, look at you. Your view on the fade and magic is self-constructed and thus has given you more potential and power than most mages taught in the circle can dream of. However, you haven't abused your gifts or have used it towards dubious ends. I wish I could say that about my fellow country men.

 

Solas: ...Why thank you, I wasn't expecting that.

 

Dorian: But really though, you really should re-think through the whole shaving your head thing. Your hair won't last forever, and I am sure you have some luscious locks.

 

Solas: Please stop.

[efd731]

Seriously, I love you all, this thread is gold. Two things I check when I eat my breakfast, this thread and a fave webcomic. Keep me coming creative types

[Wolfen09]

*sobs, it fell to the 2nd page*    damnit my brain isnt working well tonight.

 

 

Varric:  Ughh, i've eaten in some of the darkest and dankest taverns in the free marches, but never have i tasted something so foul.

 

Cullen:  What?  It's lamb stew, it's a staple throughout all taverns in ferelden.

 

Varric:  And its grey!  I dont think i've eaten anything that color, well except that one time bartrand got me drunk enough to try rocks....  boy did that hurt trying to pass them the next day.

 

Cullen:  You ate rocks?  I knew you dwarves had a thing for stone, but even i think thats a little far.

 

Varric:  Well noodles, when you're below the surface, its either rocks, mushrooms, nugs, or darkspawn,....  or so im told.  On second thought noodles, give me another bowl, i need to get the taste of rocks out of my mouth.

 

Cullen:  But, you didnt eat any rocks just now.

 

Varric:  Just thinking about it is enough to put the bad taste in my mouth.

[Dan De'lion]

____________________________________

 

 1^st

Iron Bull: I’m curious about something mage.

 

Dorian: Truly, could you not come up with a more eloquent designation? “Mage” seems so mundane. –Dorian twirls his mustache-

 

Iron Bull: Ha, “mundane” is not a word most would connect to mage. What I want to kno-

 

Dorian: But really? “Mage” is the best you could come up with? How about “Petit Chameur de Serpent” or “Papillon” as I recall your people seem to be quite enamored by butterflies, no? –He looks at Iron bull innocently-

 

Iron Bull: What I want to know is… Why would the Qunari like butterflies? –Iron Bull scratched his head-

 

Dorian: How should I know, they’re your people.  I’m afraid I’m not the right person to answer your misguided inquiry. –Dorian’s left eyebrow raises ever so slightly-

 

Iron Bull: That’s not what…

 

Dorian: -He waves his right hand dismissively- Although, if you hold the views of your people you could call me “Adaar” or is that more of an honor than an insult? Maybe “Saar” if you want to be spot on but you might not want…

 

Iron Bull: How do you know Qunlat? –Iron bull stands a little straighter-

 

Dorian: My my, you are a curious one aren’t you. –Again Dorian raises his eyebrow but this time he smirks along with it-

 

Iron Bull: ... Forget it.

 

Dorian: Come now, “Kadan”. I thought we were just-

 

Iron Bull: -Iron Bull’s nostrils flare- You’re starting to ****** me off, so unless you want me to cut out your tongue you might want to stop making noise.

 

Dorian: … Yes, that is how your people deal with mine isn’t it. “ –Dorian’s glare would have stopped Vivienne in her tracks-

 

Blackwall: Do I need to separate you two children? Come along now as I’m sure we have better things to do

____________________________________

 

2^nd  

Iron Bull: -Iron bull heaves a sigh as he rubs his forehead- ...Look, about our last conversation, I didn't mean it the way it came out. You’re a little sensitive mage, you know that.

 

Dorian: Again with the mage, after all this time is there nothing else of me worth noting? How about I just start calling you “Man Horns”?

 

Iron Bull: Well now, I’ve been thinking  about that and I’m just going to call you Pita -and finally it's Iron Bull's turn to smirk

 

Dorian: ... If that's Qunlat it's a word I'm unfamiliar with.

 

Iron Bull: It's not. -He shrugs-

 

Dorian: ... Are you going to elaborate? -Dorian bumps his shoulder into Iron Bull-

 

Iron Bull: it stands for "pain in the a**" -He proceeds to smack Dorian on his hind quarters-

 

Dorian: -Dorian's eyes bulge a little bit- Ouch, ha ha ha. You've got me there. –Dorian proceeds to soothe his stinging skin-

 

Iron Bull: -He watches Dorian for a moment- That reminds me, you never answered my question.

 

Dorian: No I suppose I didn’t. – He gives Iron Bull an inquisitive look-

 

Iron Bull: Well a lot of mages that I’ve happened to come across seem to have a fascination with my kind. I was wondering where you stood on the topic.

 

Dorian: -He stops for a moment as he contemplates the question- Well your people are certainly intriguing from a scholarly stand point, and from a practical one they seem to be very capable in regards to manual labor. So I guess you could say I find them interesting. -He looks back at Iron Bull with a smile-

 

Iron Bull: That wasn’t exactly what I meant, but I think you know that. –Iron Bull raises his uncovered eyebrow

 

Dorian: I assure you kind sir that I haven’t the faintest idea of what you speak. –Dorian’s face is the picture of confusion-

 

Iron Bull:  Yeah, and mother was really a dwarf raised by nugs,

,

Dorian: … That, my dear boy, clears up quite a few questions I had myself.

 

Iron Bull: You’re calling me “boy”? Considering that, if I felt the need, I could put you over my knee and tan your hide you should be calling me “Daddy” at least.

 

Dorian: What!? –He looks at Iron Bull as if he had two heads-

 

Blackwall: Good Maker! If anyone should be called “Daddy” it’s me, and I swear to all that is holy if you don’t focus on the task at hand I will discipline you bother accordingly!

 

Dorian: WHAT!? –He looks at Blackwall as if he had two heads-

 

Iron Bull: HA HA HA, whatever you say “Daddy”

 

Blackwall: -to himself- What did I get myself into?

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Edit: corrected a bit and separated it with a time gap (as in the 2^nd one takes place the next time this group is together)

Modifié par Kewlios, 07 juillet 2014 - 07:49 .

[Wolfen09]

Varric:  So, as i was saying they grabbed me from the hanged man and dragged me all the way to hawkes estate in hightown just to have me tell her a story.

 

Bull:  The seeker did all that?  Just for you to tell her a bedtime story?  Hahahaha

 

Varric:  Ha, you should have seen her face when i tried to play dumb, she took her knife and...

 

Bull:  Wait, lemme guess, stabbed the book?

 

Varric:  yep, hahahaha

 

Bull:  What happened then?

 

Varric:  Well, i spent the entire night regaling the tale of kirkwall's champion in all its glory.  Afterwords she got polite and let me go about my business.

 

Bull:  Really?

 

Varric:  Andraste's t*ts no, after story time she grabbed me by the collar and dragged me halfway across the continent to come here.

 

Bull:  Hahahahaha i dont doubt that.

 

*Cassandra walks in*

 

Cassandra:  Bull, Varric how would you like to go for a walk? *evil grin*

 

Varric:  Better pack a book or two bull, Its gonna be a long walk

[Wolfen09]

*Cassandra walks in*  *all companions in map room, knife in map on table*

 

Cassandra:  What's all this, a surprise party?  It's not even my birthday, and besides we have more important things to....

 

Inquisitor:  This is an intervention Cass....

 

Cassandra:  An intervention?  For whom?  Ah, I see its for Sera's kleptomania?....  or is it for varric, bull, or blackwall's drinking?  or maybe its for viviene's fashion obsession?

 

Varric:  Wow, total mood killer....  why don't you turn around and go keep lookout for dragons for a while seeker....

 

Cassandra:  Well, ok, ill check one more time....

 

*Cassandra leaves*

 

Varric:  Its days like this that i miss daisy.

 

Sera:  So, guess we will have to attempt this another time then, I've got some things to do...  *slinks off to cassandra's room* call me a klepto does she?  Well, ill show her kleptomaniac.

 

Blackwall:  C'mon bull, lets go have a drink.

 

Bull:  Who says i have a drinking problem....  grumble grumble grumble....

 

*bull and blackwall leave*

 

Solas:  So, do you think she will ever stop stabbing books?

 

Varric:  Doesn't look like it....  guess i'll have to practice writing while leaving a space in the middle for a knife hole.

 

*Inquisitor banging head on wall in corner*

 

*Viviene adjusting her hat*

 

*Cole staring off into space*

 

*Sandal swinging from the chandelier*

[Wolfen09]

Inquisitor:  Varric, how is it we always manage to have enough alcohol for you, bull, and blackwall to drink while on the road.  I know for a fact that the way you drink, we would have to have at least 3 horse pulled carts full of nothing but alcohol.

 

Varric:  You just have to look real hard, us surface dwarves tend to bury our stashes in the ground... and then forget about them.... think of it like a treasure hunt, theres tons of alcohol just waiting to be unearthed.

 

Inquisitor:  Haha very funny Varric, next your going to tell me that elves hide their booze in hollowed out tree stumps.

 

Bull:  *off in distance*  Hey Varric, look what i found in this hollowed out tree stump!

 

Inquisitor:  *face palms*

 

Varric:  I rest my case

[Wolfen09]

Damn its tough trying to use solas.............

 

Dorian:  So, Solas....  Why did you shave your head?

 

Solas:  Truth be told i did it because a lot of my hair was falling out.

 

Dorian:  You think it has something to do with being a mage?  I mean Viviene has no hair as well.  AM I GONNA LOSE MY GLORIOUS HAIR TOO?!  AND MAKER FORBID MY MUSTACHE!

 

Solas:  Calm down Dorian.... I'm pretty sure it has to do with age, i mean im getting on in years, and well Viviene...  Well, thats just her thing i guess....

 

Dorian:  Yeah, your probably right.  Sorry to fly off the handle like that.

 

Solas:  Well, now that i think about it, it could have something to do with the fade.

 

Dorian:  Now you're just making fun of me.

 

Solas:  oops, sorry did i say that out loud?

[Little Princess Peach]

Varric: so you like the ladies eh? - Starts stroking Bianca-

Sera: oh yes...smoothness of there skin full puffy lips ripe for..

Varric: hey hey hey we don't need a detailed description...

Sera: running my fingers down there spine

Varric: Stay away from Bianca

Sera: I dare not touch it knowing where shes been

Cassandra: If you two are done we have a battle to win

Varric: some battle I'm loosing money here

IornBull: chaaarrrrge!

inquisitor: all I wanted to do was play cards...