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[Wolfen09]

*cringe*

Objectively speaking, I don't think it wasn't good. Just a little to gushy for me. Same with the one above.

 

so what something more of oghren's taste for you then?

 

• Oghren: What's it take to get that cold heart beating for Oghren?
• Sigrun: Not this again.
• Oghren: Come on, don't tell me you wouldn't like to feel hot blood pumping through those dead Legionnare veins.
• Sigrun: Oghren. I don't want anything to do with you or the words "hot" and "pumping".
• Oghren: I'll get through to you, lady. Oghren'll keep ramming up against that armor of yours.
• Sigrun: Go away. Please. You're embarrassing.

from awakening

[Basement Cat]

*cringe*

[Wolfen09]

 

I immediately recognized salem.... damn i really feel old now

[Basement Cat]

This one is for NoForgiveness 

 

*Inquisitor and Josephine sitting together at a table, holding hands and looking in each other's eyes.*

 

Inquisitor: Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?

 

Josie: Perhaps. I can't seem to recall. *teasing smile*

 

Inquisitor: Your beauty shames the sun and eclipses the moon.

 

Josie: Hm-hm, and what of the stars?

 

Inquisitor: They dare not show themselves for fear that you would outshine them.

 

Josie: *sigh* Your words are like a breeze that set my heart aflutter.

 

 

Sera: Ugh, tone it down, you two. I'm going to be sick.

 

Inquisitor: Shush, you! It's the only way we found to stop Leliana spying on us!

[GameBoyish]

Off topic but I LOVE Salem!

[Mazzzz]

Sera:So bull.

 

     IB: Yes?

 

Sera:I have heard  of qunari who don't have horns.

 

    IB: So,what about them?

 

Sera: Aren't they as ''horny'' as you are?

 

    IB: (laughs)Well...the bigger the horns the bigger th-

 

Sera:Not interested.

 

    IB: (sigh)

[Ninjasplaycardgames2]

IB: So Dorian, how good is the Inquisitor? Is he cocksure?

Dorian: Just.... get it out of your system.

 

You know where this is going :v

Also it'd be a convo we can chime in on :L

[Wolfen09]

This one is for NoForgiveness 

 

*Inquisitor and Josephine sitting together at a table, holding hands and looking in each other's eyes.*

 

Inquisitor: Have I ever told you how beautiful you are?

 

Josie: Perhaps. I can't seem to recall. *teasing smile*

 

Inquisitor: Your beauty shames the sun and eclipses the moon.

 

Josie: Hm-hm, and what of the stars?

 

Inquisitor: They dare not show themselves for fear that you would outshine them.

 

Josie: *sigh* Your words are like a breeze that set my heart aflutter.

 

 

Sera: Ugh, tone it down, you two. I'm going to be sick.

 

Inquisitor: Shush, you! It's the only way we found to stop Leliana spying on us!

 

leliana eats that type of mushy stuff up, and so would cassandra probably....  sera would get sick, viviene would probably scoff and walk off, morrigan would be throwin up in the corner, cullen would probably run out blushing, iron bull and dorian chasing him to tease him, cole hiding behind the closet looking indifferent, blackwall laughing his ass off, solas... well idk cause he seems kind of merrillish to me....

[Rel Fexive]

Regarding the wait for the last LI announcements....



VARRIC: Well, the horns do lend a certain majesty, don't you think?
 

SOLAS: Yes... Wait, are we talking about Vivienne or the Inquisitor, here?

VARRIC: Well, why don't you tell me which one you'd prefer to talk about?

SOLAS: .....Nice try.



BLACKWALL: A fight, even just sparring, is like a conversation. Their form is like a statement, their technique is like a.... paragraph or something.

JOSEPHINE: I think you would be better to leave the wordplay to the experts! And on that subject, they are good fighters, are they not? The Seeker and the Inquisitor? You are the expert in that regard.

BLACKWALL: I have seen them both in battle many times, and I find their forms to be excellent. They are indeed skilled warriors.

JOSEPHINE: Oh, whose form do you find most satisfactory?

BLACKWALL: .....Nice try.



CASSANDRA: Does that crossbow ever leave your side, dwarf?

VARRIC: Not if I can help it. She's seen me through a lot of scrapes. You'd know, you've heard about most of them.

CASSANDRA: Yes, though I do recall a time it took only a book and a dagger to separate the two of you.

VARRIC: Them and a dozen burly Seekers.

CASSANDRA: Is there anything that would make you set Bianca aside...?

VARRIC: .....Nice try.

 

 

 

VIVIENNE: There is nothing like a Grand Ball to inspire intrigue.

SERA: Plus, lots of trinkets to pocket I bet.

VIVIENNE: My dear, the day you get an invite to such an event is the day the sky falls- Oh. Oh, no.

SERA: Oh, yes. You should see the dress the Inquisitor and Josephine picked out for me! So frilly!

VIVIENNE: Oh Maker, no.

SERA: Every frill could hold a pocket for my ill-gotten gains. My fingers are itching already!

VIVIENNE: This is why your only friends are those Jenny persons. You have neither a sense of style nor a sense of decorum. It is going to be a disaster.

SERA: Tell you what, Vivi love - I promise to be on my very best behaviour, just for you.... as long as you tell me who back at Skyhold you'd most like to boff the socks off of!

VIVIENNE: .....Nice try.

[Basement Cat]

Regarding the wait for the last LI announcements....
*snip*

I love you! 

[Basement Cat]

From the Josephine thread. This is gonna be a long one:

 

1.

Spoiler

The Inquisitor returns to Skyhold, obviously in a bad mood and storming upstairs.

 

Cullen: Inquisitor, I need to talk to you about...

 

Inquisitor: Not now!

 

*further*

 

Leliana: Inquisitor, our spies have reported...

 

Inquisitor: Not now! *slams door* Where is Lady Montilyet?

 

Random Guard: Uh, in the library, your eminence.

 

Inquisitor: Good! *storms off*

 

*enters the library*

 

Inquisitor: *imploring tone* Josie, can you help me? My hair is stuck in my helmet strap.

 

Josephine: Oh, of course dear.

 

*later*

 

Leliana: And then they started making out right on the table.

 

Cullen: *sigh* It’s the third time this week!

 

Leliana: I’ll alert the cleaning crew.

 

Cullen: Please!

 

2. 

Spoiler

Inquisitor: Varric! If I catch you writing stuff about me and Josephine again, I swear I'll wax your chest!

 

Cassandra: Wax his chest? What do you mean?

 

Josephine: You pour hot wax over a hairy area and let it cool. When it is hard, you pull it off and the hair comes with it.

 

Cassandra: ... So it is a method of torture?

 

Josephine: Oh, it's something women and some men in Antiva and Orlais do in an effort to achieve an ideal of beauty.

 

Inquisitor: So yes. It is a method of torture.

 

3. 

Spoiler

*First meeting* (before we are officially the Inquisitor)

 

Leliana: Trevelyan, this is Lady Josephine Montilyet. She will be the Inquisition's advisor in matters of politics and diplomacy.

 

Trevelyan: *unenthusiastic* Hello.

 

Josephine: Good day to you. I understand you are our newest addition?

 

Trevelyan: Apparently.

 

Leliana: *elbow to the ribs* Be polite! Lady Josephine is a great asset for the Inquisition.

 

Trevelyan: So am I. *holds up left hand*

 

Josephine: *laughs* Everyone here is a great asset. We would not be here otherwise.

 

Trevelyan: Even the rabid lady back there? *points at Cassandra*

 

Leliana: Please! She is the right hand of the Divine!

 

Trevelyan: I guess that makes you the wrong hand.

 

Leliana: *huff, but trying not to smile*

 

Josie: *laugh*

 

4.

Spoiler

Snarkquisitor banter: Meet the advisers

 

Cassandra: Since you are joining the Inquisition's inner circle, you will need to know our advisers. This is Cullen, our tactics and strategy adviser.

 

Cullen: *nods*

 

Inquisitor: He gets the lion's share of the work, I take it?

 

Cassandra: *eyebrow twitch* And this is Sister Nightingale: our spymaster.

 

Leliana: Hello.

 

Inquisitor: The hood kinda gave you away.

 

Cassandra: *eyeroll* And finally, this is Lady Josephine. She is our political and diplomatic adviser.

 

Josephine: Pleased to meet you.

 

Inquisitor: So... you're the Inquisition's mascot?

 

Cassandra: *facepalm*

[TheLittleBird]

*throws ham at bluedrake*

Hmm, I can't think of any serious banter right now. But I'm really loving the ones posted in the last few days, keep 'em coming!

[Wolfen09]

Regarding the wait for the last LI announcements....



VARRIC: Well, the horns do lend a certain majesty, don't you think?
 

SOLAS: Yes... Wait, are we talking about Vivienne or the Inquisitor, here?

VARRIC: Well, why don't you tell me which one you'd prefer to talk about?

SOLAS: .....Nice try.



BLACKWALL: A fight, even just sparring, is like a conversation. Their form is like a statement, their technique is like a.... paragraph or something.

JOSEPHINE: I think you would be better to leave the wordplay to the experts! And on that subject, they are good fighters, are they not? The Seeker and the Inquisitor? You are the expert in that regard.

BLACKWALL: I have seen them both in battle many times, and I find their forms to be excellent. They are indeed skilled warriors.

JOSEPHINE: Oh, whose form do you find most satisfactory?

BLACKWALL: .....Nice try.



CASSANDRA: Does that crossbow ever leave your side, dwarf?

VARRIC: Not if I can help it. She's seen me through a lot of scrapes. You'd know, you've heard about most of them.

CASSANDRA: Yes, though I do recall a time it took only a book and a dagger to separate the two of you.

VARRIC: Them and a dozen burly Seekers.

CASSANDRA: Is there anything that would make you set Bianca aside...?

VARRIC: .....Nice try.

 

 

 

VIVIENNE: There is nothing like a Grand Ball to inspire intrigue.

SERA: Plus, lots of trinkets to pocket I bet.

VIVIENNE: My dear, the day you get an invite to such an event is the day the sky falls- Oh. Oh, no.

SERA: Oh, yes. You should see the dress the Inquisitor and Josephine picked out for me! So frilly!

VIVIENNE: Oh Maker, no.

SERA: Every frill could hold a pocket for my ill-gotten gains. My fingers are itching already!

VIVIENNE: This is why your only friends are those Jenny persons. You have neither a sense of style nor a sense of decorum. It is going to be a disaster.

SERA: Tell you what, Vivi love - I promise to be on my very best behaviour, just for you.... as long as you tell me who back at Skyhold you'd most like to boff the socks off of!

VIVIENNE: .....Nice try.

 

nice try.......  sorry, my sarcasm is acting up, they are good though

[Basement Cat]

*throws ham at bluedrake*
 

Is that ham hickory smoked? *sniff sniff* No? *throws it back*. If you want quality writing, give me quality ham!

[Magister Caedus]

Is that ham hickory smoked? *sniff sniff* No? *throws it back*. If you want quality writing, give me quality ham!

From the Anderfels?

[Feybrad]

Does it taste of Despair?

[TheLittleBird]

It IS ham from the Anderfels. I thought its taste quite fit the situation in which one will find bluedrake once the writing turns out to lack in quantity.

[Basement Cat]

It IS ham from the Anderfels. I thought its taste quite fit the situation in which one will find bluedrake once the writing turns out to lack in quantity.

Pff!

[TheLittleBird]

Anyway, more banter.

Dorian: Can I ask you a question, Cullen?

Cullen: Go ahead.

Dorian: Why is it that you're not attracted to me?

Cullen: Haha! Well, for starters, you're always so dramatic.

Dorian: And I wouldn't have it any other way.

Cullen: You never stop moving your hands.

Dorian: It's a cultural thing.

Cullen: Then there's your moustache.

Dorian: Which happens to be the best in all of Thedas, mind you.

Cullen: And you're a guy.

Dorian: Ah, I see. Well, that clears things up.

[Basement Cat]

New banter for Cassandra fans.

 

*Artificer Inquisitor super focused on trap plans*

 

Cullen: Hmf, he does like his traps, doesn't he?

 

Cassandra: He is an artificer. That is what they do.

 

Cullen: I know that, it's just... I'm not sure how to say it.

 

Cassandra: What is it?

 

Cullen: Well, he sneaks about, plants his traps and then lures ennemies to them instead of engaging them. It seems... cowardly to me.

 

Cassandra *gets in Cullen's face*: What?! Perhaps you should try running around hostile territory to set traps all by yourself with no one to back you up if you are caught. Or maybe you would like to be outnumbered 5 to 1 by demons in close combat. Those of us on the field with him appreciate his striving to keep us alive. *storms off*

 

Cullen: *speechless*

 

Varric: I think she's sweet on him.

[TheLittleBird]

Solas: Aren't you afraid to die?

Blackwall: Who, me? Ah, what is death, anyway? The mere end of the line. The last page of a book. All we can do is accept that it is inevitable.

Solas: That was very... philosophical of you.

Blackwall: Yes, well, when you're in the Order you have a lot of time to think. So much so that eventually, we Wardens all become philosophers.

Solas: I sense a lot of pride in the way you talk about them, the Wardens.

Blackwall: You do not sense that wrongly.

[A.Kazama]

Lol I swear there are way to many romance related banters, can't people shake it up a bit with good old fashion camaraderie.

Romance is good and all but this thread is slowly turning Into the romance banter thread...

[Basement Cat]

Lol I swear there are way to many romance related banters, can't people shake it up a bit with good old fashion camaraderie.

Romance is good and all but this thread is slowly turning Into the romance banter thread...

Why don't you write some?

[ParagonPunk]

Lol I swear there are way to many romance related banters, can't people shake it up a bit with good old fashion camaraderie.

Romance is good and all but this thread is slowly turning Into the romance banter thread...

 

Lmao.

I've never written romance banter, maybe I should post here more. Also, there's nothing wrong with romance banter.

 

I need something to motivate me to write.

[A.Kazama]

Iron bull: what's the most pieces you've ever cut someone into in a single swing? I'm up To three, but I have a few ideas...

Varric: well... I wouldn't exactly call it cutting. More like sniping with one bolt in a consecutive row of three lined targets. And it's all thanks to bianca here.

Iron bull: hmph, not bad Varric I've a growing respect for you and your oddly named crossbow.

Inquisitor: Did you really shoot through three people with only one bolt...?

Varric: Inquisitor, I **** you not! Would I lie about something so vital!?

Cassandra: it wouldn't be the first time...