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[Former_Fiend]

So for the "guess how Solas lost his hair" contest, I'll submit my entry.

 

Once there was a young elven lad known as Solas, famed throughout the land for his long, flowing locks of golden hair. Women wanted him, the men who didn't also want him wanted to be him.

 

Then one day it was revealed through a freak accident involving a nug roast and a qunari cheese merchant that Solas was a mage. The templars gave chase and the young man fled, his hair flowing majestically through in wind.

 

He ran into the forest to avoid the templars, but they hounded him anyway. As he ran, his hair became tangled and caught on a tree branch. Even in the dark, he could hear the templars gaining on him. Torn between the thought of a life of imprisonment or the loss of his glorious mane, Solas drew his dagger and made a decision that would shape his whole being from that day  forward.

 

The templars returned to their chantry the next day, having discovered nothing but a pile of cut hair.

[GVulture]

Err... to bring the topic back on track without interrupting much of previous posters - do you think Solas would be dominant or submissive? 

Power bottom. Dude is totally channeling Jareth without the 80's glam rock hair.

 

"Fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave."

[EmissaryofLies]

It's just like the original Fable.

 

The more immoral you are, the balder you become. 

[renfrees]

What will the neighbors think?

Do you care that much of what others think? Life is short to worry overmuch about things like that. So many regrets came after decisions to inact due to public opinion.

[Master Warder Z_]

It's just like the original Fable.

 

The more immoral you are, the balder you become. 

 

You REALLY push the bald line don't you?

 

Are you prematurely balding or something?

[renfrees]

Bah!

 

They like being "Dominated" ;P

Lobs, i summon you forth to bring the righteous wrath upon these dirty shems!

[pallascedar]

Bah!

They like being "Dominated" ;P

What if my Inquisitor is an elf? Will we just stare at each other in confusion?

[renfrees]

What if my Inquisitor is an elf? Will we just stare at each other in confusion?

I suggest tossing a coin.

[Former_Fiend]

I suggest tossing a coin.

 

 

Or taking turns.

[EmissaryofLies]

You REALLY push the bald line don't you?

 

Are you prematurely balding or something?

 

No more than your sick fetish for the elves, Warder. 

[Master Warder Z_]

What if my Inquisitor is an elf? Will we just stare at each other in confusion?

 

Probably!

 

[renfrees]

Or taking turns.

Oh yes, can even mark the days on the calendar.

[Master Warder Z_]

Lobs, i summon you forth to bring the righteous wrath upon these dirty shems!

 

Watch out!

 

He may invoke Godwin's law! 

[pallascedar]

Probably!

Maker only knows how elves have managed to survive this long!

[Master Warder Z_]

Maker only knows how elves have managed to survive this long!

 

They have no issue producing human offspring *wink wink*

[Battlebloodmage]

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When I see him, the first thing popped into my head is this. 

[renfrees]

Maker only knows how elves have managed to survive this long!

You may find an answer in this banter:

 

Hawke: Just how long has this wyvern hunt been going on?
Tallis: It's an annual tradition the Montforts began to keep the population down. They breed quickly.
Fenris: Elves too. We're plucky that way.
Tallis: Well there's no annual elf hunt. Yet.

[pallascedar]

They have no issue producing human offspring *wink wink*

I guess some male elves just have to become Sacrifice. For the good of the world.

[Friera]

Or taking turns.

 

You guys are to funny. I love you. *laughs*

[Friera]

You may find an answer in this banter:

 

Hawke: Just how long has this wyvern hunt been going on?
Tallis: It's an annual tradition the Montforts began to keep the population down. They breed quickly.
Fenris: Elves too. We're plucky that way.
Tallis: Well there's no annual elf hunt. Yet.

 

Huh? What? Whaaat? Seriously? I should use my forensic skills to investigate this further.

[Master Warder Z_]

I guess some male elves just have to become Sacrifice. For the good of the world.

 

Indeed.

[renfrees]

You guys are to funny. I love you. *laughs*

We live to serve.

 

[Hellion Rex]

We live to serve.

 

Get that succubus off my man!

[Master Warder Z_]

Get that succubus off my man!

 

Seconded.

[Hellion Rex]

We live to serve.

 

I mean, if we are going this route, at least make it an incubus!