The Cullen romance is nice though. Sweet and safe.
I recommend doing an angry Solas playthrough. He is so self-righteous and full of fury.
The Cullen romance is nice though. Sweet and safe.
I recommend doing an angry Solas playthrough. He is so self-righteous and full of fury.
I really want to romance Cullen, Iron Bull, or Blackwall. Like, actually pretty eager to. I hear good things.
But I just can't, because Solas. I don't know what to do guys, halp.
I suppose I could roll a human, Qunari or dwarf but I love elves too much. Dunno, always have
thanks Tolkien & Elder Scrolls.I'm seriously having an issue.
I rolled male elf because I just couldn't give it up. XD
I really want to romance Cullen, Iron Bull, or Blackwall. Like, actually pretty eager to. I hear good things.
But I just can't, because Solas. I don't know what to do guys, halp.
I suppose I could roll a human, Qunari or dwarf but I love elves too much. Dunno, always havethanks Tolkien & Elder Scrolls.I'm seriously having an issue.
I recommend doing an angry Solas playthrough. He is so self-righteous and full of fury.
Solas has spoiled female elves for me.
I really don't like playing humans, but I'm gonna have to roll one for Cullen 'cause there's no way any Lavellan of mine could fall for someone else with the nerd bae around.
See, this is what I love about YouTube. Even when I'm too chicken as a player to ****** off my favorite character, someone else (usually DanaDuchy or FluffyNinjaLlama) is bound to have no such compunctions and records the glorious sh1tfit for the benefit of all mankind.Seeing the angry rants, accusations, and b1tchiness of companions I usually fawn over is SO enlightening.
Some of the stuff Zevran says to a Warden he doesn't like: pure lololol.
Actually, I think you're spot on: playing nice with a companion only lets you see half of them. If you want the whole picture, you gotta ****** them off a few playthoughs as well.
Eventually I'm supposed to roll a male Qunari to romance Josie and Cass, but I just love Lavellan (especially Sansa) too much to not want to play her. I was like that with my Tabris too. And then Solas rolls up with his "You can't be serious" chuckle and yeah I'm gone.
Sometimes I think about poor Lavellan and Solas and get kind of sad for both of them. What a way to end it.
Give me some happy thoughts about those two! What do you think they got up to between the kiss scenes?
Sometimes I think about poor Lavellan and Solas and get kind of sad for both of them. What a way to end it.
Give me some happy thoughts about those two! What do you think they got up to between the kiss scenes?
Sometimes it was just nice to enjoy the silence between them. He would paint his fresco or flip the pages of a thick volume on magical theories, and Lavellan would join him without a word, only a simple smile that made his chest constrict. Sometimes she had paperwork, or others she would be caring for her weapon. Othertimes, when dark thoughts plagued him, she would lay her hands on his shoulders and knead them gently until it passed. No words were needed -- for her eyes said everything he needed them to.
Actually, I think you're spot on: playing nice with a companion only lets you see half of them. If you want the whole picture, you gotta ****** them off a few playthoughs as well.
Sometimes I think about poor Lavellan and Solas and get kind of sad for both of them. What a way to end it.
Give me some happy thoughts about those two! What do you think they got up to between the kiss scenes?
Levellan watching Solas paint while pretending to read on his lounge/sofa.
Solas noticing that she's been on the same page for an hour, then inquiring as to whether she needs more interesting material to look at.
Levellan retorting that what she's looking at is very interesting, as she eyes his bum.
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
YES! I've seen people go, "OH NOOOO I ticked off my LI gotta reloooaaaad" but it's like... why? I mean, if it's a gamebreaking thing then yeah (or rather romance-breaking... like with unhardened Leliana at the Ashes, or Alistair at the Landsmeet if you want a schmoopy, non-murdery epilogue to your romance), but otherwise if all they're doing is griping at you or giving you sour looks, why not roll with that?
I'm saying this as someone who disagreed with Zev and Morrigan about the golems, rivalmanced Fenris, encouraged Cole to be more human/drank from the Well/didn't exile the Wardens... it's okay to not blow glitter up your LIs butt and it's fine if they call you out when you do stuff they don't like.
Whew. Sorry for the tangent.
I agree. However, Solas is very convincing. Like not because Lavellan wants to do the horizontal mambo with him, but he makes incredibly valid points when he actually elaborates. That being said I usually make Cole human, because I love him. He's my fade baby. Drinking from the well is a toss up for me though. I always banish the Wardens. I mean just because we stopped the whole blood-magic-because-evil-mcevilpants-said-it-was-a-good-idea thing there is still the false calling. And Corypenis got away from Hawke via Warden last time. It's not like I'm murdering the Wardens. I'm just putting them in a time out for a while.
It's not like I'm murdering the Wardens. I'm just putting them in a time out for a while.
That is an interesting mental image.
Actually, I had planned on a Human Male AssQuisitor-style playthough at some point who would probably really ****** Solas off anyways.
I agree. However, Solas is very convincing. Like not because Lavellan wants to do the horizontal mambo with him, but he makes incredibly valid points when he actually elaborates. That being said I usually make Cole human, because I love him. He's my fade baby. Drinking from the well is a toss up for me though. I always banish the Wardens. I mean just because we stopped the whole blood-magic-because-evil-mcevilpants-said-it-was-a-good-idea thing there is still the false calling. And Corypenis got away from Hawke via Warden last time. It's not like I'm murdering the Wardens. I'm just putting them in a time out for a while.
HA. Cole is our Grunt. XD
**Just less prone to violence.
Levellan watching Solas paint while pretending to read on his lounge/sofa.
Solas noticing that she's been on the same page for an hour, then inquiring as to whether she needs more interesting material to look at.
Levellan retorting that what she's looking at is very interesting, as she eyes his bum.
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
Pffft that's probably exactly what happens! Also, I love the idea of Lavellan hanging around while Solas is painting.
Solas asking her to pass him a cup of paint he left on the table and her obliging.
Lavellan lounging on his couch and trying to discern what the new piece of the fresco will look like from just the base outlines.
Lavellan bringing down her lute to liven up the area and singing along (badly) while Solas just smiles, shakes his head and endures.
Solas with his brow furrowed and his eyes steeled in concentration as he paints. Lavellan watches his face all the while and appreciates how handsome he looks like that.
Lavellan poking Solas in the ribs to get his attention, which makes him mess up his brush stroke. She has to try to apologize without laughing when he gives her a stern and disapproving look.
HA. Cole is our Grunt. XD
Except instead of giving him dinosaur toys, I like to imagine our Lavellans' go up to him and ask what he might need help with after he starts becoming more human. Can't get those turnips anymore? The Inquisitor has her ways! There's a whole new world of sneaking out there and friendship just ripe for the fun! Save all the spiders!
I agree. However, Solas is very convincing. Like not because Lavellan wants to do the horizontal mambo with him, but he makes incredibly valid points when he actually elaborates. That being said I usually make Cole human, because I love him. He's my fade baby. Drinking from the well is a toss up for me though. I always banish the Wardens. I mean just because we stopped the whole blood-magic-because-evil-mcevilpants-said-it-was-a-good-idea thing there is still the false calling. And Corypenis got away from Hawke via Warden last time. It's not like I'm murdering the Wardens. I'm just putting them in a time out for a while.
Lol. We got our little fade baby after all. XD
It never fails to make me laugh that in the eyes of a sizeable part of the ME fandom, Grunt's the baby boy that needs protecting. Guy comes out drenched in rachni blood during ME3 and all my Shepard can do in my headcanon is mother hen him to death after they get him back to the Normandy.
HA. Cole is our Grunt. XD
**Just less prone to violence.
It never fails to make me laugh that in the eyes of a sizeable part of the ME fandom, Grunt's the baby boy that needs protecting. Guy comes out drenched in rachni blood during ME3 and all my Shepard can do in my headcanon is mother hen him to death after they get him back to the Normandy.
Shepard was so proud to witness his first steps, his first words, his first kill. ![]()
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Awww. Isn't that adorable. 
Shepard was so proud to witness his first steps, his first words, his first kill.
The first merc skull he cleaned and presented to her. ![]()
Sometimes I think about poor Lavellan and Solas and get kind of sad for both of them. What a way to end it.
Give me some happy thoughts about those two! What do you think they got up to between the kiss scenes?
Solas teaching Lavellan the elven names of all the herbs she uses for the Jar of Bees(And Some Wasps). He has to snicker a little to himself the first time she uses them on a bunch of Venatori, and the cultists all run around screaming.
There's a lute in Lavellan's room. Solas sits on her couch and reads while she plays softly by the fire. One evening, he offers to teach her a song of old, from the time of Arlathan. She asks him for the words, but he just smiles and shakes his head. She doesn't need to know that it's a song about star-crossed lovers.
Lavellan falling asleep on Solas's lap out of sheer exhaustion after their first dragon kill. He soothes her wounds, then closes his eyes and slips into the Fade with her. He takes her to a dream filled with playful, curious little wisps, watches her eyes light up as they swirl around her.
Cole is not prone to violence? Our assassin little fade baby? The one that started out murdering mages?
That being said, I agree. He doesn't kill for fun or boredom like Grunt would.
I just have this mental image of Cole materializing out of thin air and coolly slitting a Venatori's throat. Afterwards Lavellan would straighten his coat and wipe some blood off his face while Vivienne stares daggers of warning at the Inquisitor. I mean, I completely understand why the companions distrust Cole. There is a reason he is assassin class.
But he's Cole and we love him.
And Solas vouched for him and he would never lie to us ... oh ... damn
Cole is not prone to violence? Our assassin little fade baby? The one that started out murdering mages?
That being said, I agree. He doesn't kill for fun or boredom like Grunt would.
I just have this mental image of Cole materializing out of thin air and coolly slitting a Venatori's throat. Afterwards Lavellan would straighten his coat and wipe some blood off his face while Vivienne stares daggers of warning at the Inquisitor. I mean, I completely understand why the companions distrust Cole. There is a reason he is assassin class.
But he's Cole and we love him.
And Solas vouched for him and he would never lie to us ... oh ... damn
I haven't gotten around to reading the books. 