And then Solas removes his mask and....
HE'S ACTUALLY ANDERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!
*Spews vomit everywhere*
Ugh.... and with that, I'm peace-ing out.
RynJ, your reward for that little gem is to clean up my mess.
And then Solas removes his mask and....
HE'S ACTUALLY ANDERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!
*Spews vomit everywhere*
Ugh.... and with that, I'm peace-ing out.
RynJ, your reward for that little gem is to clean up my mess.
But now we also know that Solas will be an LI and he will unavoidably ninjamance everyone so Anders will have cheated on any Hawkes that romanced him.
And then Solas removes his mask and....
HE'S ACTUALLY ANDERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!
Edit: It's okay Allan, you can come in here and tell me that my theory is spot on. I already know it's right.
I like the current madness in the thread over the depression though, I have to say xD
Villain Solas just makes me think of Dr. Henry Killinger from the Venture Brothers.
Inquisitor: ...and in the event that you even think about betraying me just remember, we have a necromancer on staff. You can spend the rest of your days experiencing incredibly horrible and/or ironic ways to die. But I'm sure it won't come to that.
Solas: (Shaking) Of...of course not.
Inquisitor: Good to hear!
Oooh I used to watch the venture bros. but stopped cause it got pretty weird on that show...anyway I watched about a minute and 19 seconds of that video and well...
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Guys! Just keep imagining your favored charrie with Solas! It'll work!
JUST SO LONG AS YOU BELIEEEEEVE
...
I can dream about you~
If I can't hold you tonight
I can dream about you
You know how to hold me just right
Oh I can dream~
...
So yeah. If Solas is not an LI, that needs to be our theme song.
*gently removes popcorn from your grasp* Ok, buddy, maybe that's enough....
*grabby hands* But... but...
And then Solas removes his mask and....
HE'S ACTUALLY ANDERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!

*EDIT: wrong gif!
Blowing up a church? That I can overlook. Cheating on my Hawke? How dare you, Anders. HOW DARE YOU.But now we also know that Solas will be an LI and he will unavoidably ninjamance everyone so Anders will have cheated on any Hawkes that romanced him.
Spoiler
I like the current madness in the thread over the depression though, I have to say xD
That is, quite possibly, the best nope gif I have ever seen. And I agree
And then Solas removes his mask and....
HE'S ACTUALLY ANDERS IN DISGUISE!!!!!!
Edit: It's okay Allan, you can come in here and tell me that my theory is spot on. I already know it's right.

Blowing up a church? That I can overlook. Cheating on my Hawke? How dare you, Anders. HOW DARE YOU.
I still name Leliana the ninjamance queen though.
Alistair: So, about you and Leliana...
Me: Say wha?
For me it's a tie between Leliana or Liara from Mass Effect for Ninjamance Queen. Damn me for just trying to be nice!
For me it's a tie between Leliana or Liara from Mass Effect for Ninjamance Queen. Damn me for just trying to be nice!
For me it's a tie between Leliana or Liara from Mass Effect for Ninjamance Queen. Damn me for just trying to be nice!
I was ninjamanced twice by Leliana...even though I tried to be carefully nice the second time :/
And for some reason, Anders was the only romance I could follow through in DA2. I must be a glutton for punishment, or something.
See, I had that problem with Kaidan. I was so determined not to romance him my second ME playthrough, but didn't want to be a complete d*bag and apparently that's enough for him to fall for you anyway. So I let him die on Virmire.
I'm a horrible person.
YES!! Yes you are!! Now go to your corner and think about what you did!! You horrible, horrible person you!!
See, I had that problem with Kaidan. I was so determined not to romance him my second ME playthrough, but didn't want to be a complete d*bag and apparently that's enough for him to fall for you anyway. So I let him die on Virmire.
I'm a horrible person.
That was actually my method for getting through Mass Effect unromanced. You had to be a jerk to Liara and then leave Kaiden (or Ashely) to die. I've told others that this is the surefire way to get through Mass Effect without an LI.
And I did a lot of no-LI runs of Mass Effect.
*grabby hands* But... but...
Shhhhhh.... *pats head* Just go look at a Solas picture and feed off the Solas vibes....
This thread will not include sanity until they release the rest of the romances. I'm already seeing the madness grow
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Hmm...I've been thinking (dangerous, I know). Didn't the devs (maybe it was DG in particular) say that the romances were "all over the place" this time and that they didn't particularly care about being equal and evenly distributed with the race-gating stuff, and that they were more concerned about making sure all genders/orientations had equal opportunities for LIs? If the last two romances revealed do turn out to be the bi, race-gated options, then that doesn't really seem 'all over the place' at all, it kind of seems like a logical pattern: 2 straight, 2 gay, 4 bi with 2 of those race-gated.
I dunno, pointless (desperate hope-filled) reaching speculation most likely, but maybe this does make it a little more likely that the race-gated LIs could still be distributed at least in part between the straight or gay LIs, and not necessarily limited to the bi LI, which still gives Solas a better chance of being a LI.
Either that, or Solas could be race-gated against dwarves because of the whole dreaming thing.
This thread will not include sanity until they release the rest of the romances. I'm already seeing the madness grow
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I'm confused. What's sanity?
@Karm
*grabby hands*
Hmm...I've been thinking (dangerous, I know). Didn't the devs (maybe it was DG in particular) say that the romances were "all over the place" this time and that they didn't particularly care about being equal and evenly distributed with the race-gating stuff, and that they were more concerned about making sure all genders/orientations had equal opportunities for LIs? If the last two romances revealed do turn out to be the bi, race-gated options, then that doesn't really seem 'all over the place' at all, it kind of seems like a logical pattern: 2 straight, 2 gay, 4 bi with 2 of those race-gated.
I dunno, pointless (desperate hope-filled)
reachingspeculation most likely, but maybe this does make it a little more likely that the race-gated LIs could still be distributed at least in part between the straight or gay LIs, and not necessarily limited to the bi LI, which still gives Solas a better chance of being a LI.
Either that, or Solas could be race-gated against dwarves because of the whole dreaming thing.
He said the race gates were all over the map for various reasons, or something like that, and that they just made sure not to slant things towards real world groups. When he said that, they wouldn't have known IB wasn't gated yet. People from the con are saying that he was still expected to be gated when they put his profile up and Gaider talked about race gating before that. So, at the time, he should have been expecting 3 gated characters.
I have no idea what to make of all this at this point. I stopped trying. lol
Backup plans if Solas is a no-go? Anyone?
Cry. Then ride the bull ![]()
Welp, we'll know one way or another in about three months.
Inquisitor Lavellan: *flings self hopelessly at Solas* ![]()
Warden Surana: "Welcome to my world." ![]()