I want them to bring back ninjamance just because it's more fun. It's boring having your inquisitor as the initiator every time! Am I the only one who thinks that? You know, you can always say no if you don't want the romance. Fact.
I wish they would fully bring back rivalmance, I loved the Anders rivalmance and my lord can you imagine how Solas would had reacted to a romance with a proud, aggressive Dalish?
There's a WIP1 - the prequel to that scene. It's hawwwt. I have an unhealthy obsession with Abelas. I need more and I seriously don't understand anyone that killed him. It's like some agreeing to kill Alistair. HOW?????
Oh, I had totally forgotten that you could kill Alistair in Origins. Maybe Abelas will get plot armored like Alistair did because I really, really like his character and would like him to show up again. There was not enough Abelas in the game.
[Edit: Double post. My bad. Have more dancing.]
Hmm, I usually like Brelakor's works and I really love Crystal White. I must say that the Solas confronting Abelas while he and Lavellan were in the middle of stuff was a bit too dramatic for my taste.
http://archiveofouro...hapters/6909707
NSFW: Here's the others that are more fluffy and sweet
-walks in-
Sees mention of wine flavored body fluids
-walks out-
*Thorin agrees but secretly likes it*
*Thorin agrees but secretly likes it*
Well seriously, they write about things like "sweet lips" and so on. Makes me feel like I should eat candy before I kiss.
Leliana. She needs to learn to cool her jets. Like every dam play through. 'GIRL, I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS! I'm also banging Zeveran and Alistair. It's already too complicated.'
Seriously I wish there was a "playful flirting but totally not into you that way and that's cool" option on the dialogue wheel.
Well seriously, they write about things like "sweet lips" and so on. Makes me feel like I should eat candy before I kiss.
You could always use one of these.
Yeah, people supposedly taste like honey and smell like the finest Tevinter perfumes down there. Oh and everyone is having multiple orgasms ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME! Thank bejesus that I don't compare my partners to smutty fiction.
You could always use one of these.
Spoiler
NSFW
Lmao, what about everywhere else? I love the fanfics, but sometimes I wonder if their Lavellans bathe in wine and flowers or coat their body in sugar. They must also drink nectar as their only source of food and that's why their bodies are yummy all over.
Well seriously, they write about things like "sweet lips" and so on. Makes me feel like I should eat candy before I kiss.
lol there are sometimes ridiculous descriptions in them but I love them for it.
There's a WIP1 - the prequel to that scene. It's hawwwt. I have an unhealthy obsession with Abelas. I need more and I seriously don't understand anyone that killed him. It's like some agreeing to kill Alistair. HOW?????
Well probably the Loghain fans? I'll give the first one a read. I'm in it for the smutty drama!
Yeah, people supposedly taste like honey and smell like the finest Tevinter perfumes down there. Oh and everyone is having multiple orgasms ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME! Thank bejesus that I don't compare my partners to smutty fiction.
How can we ever live up to that standard? Things like this take me out of immersion sometimes, but I'm still happy that there are smutty fan fics.
Edit: oh Top again
Edit 2: Just noticed some nsfw elements
Ah alcohol. Here in Scotland we use it to warm up, cool down, unwind, rewind, get the party started, slow everything down, to celebrate and commiserate and to remember as well as forget. Which explains why we have a staggering rate of alcoholics. I tend to get an overwhelming need to dance when I'm drunk, and not the sexy Beyonce kind of dancing, more the embarrassing David Brent from the Office dancing. I just embrace it and show all the young'uns how it is properly done.
Aye, Scotland here too... I didn't realise how much we drank until speaking with folks who moved here from other places (USA mainly) and finding out that this is not what happens everywhere.
How can we ever live up to that standard? Things like this take me out of immersion sometimes, but I'm still happy that there are smutty fan fics.
Edit: oh Top again
Lol. Spoiler tag Eivuwan. XD
And I think those fantasys should totally be reversed
Lol, I KNOW! That is literally the exact same situation I have, I know whenever I get the convo that Leliana feels so safe around my warden and that she falls asleep and wakes up to seeing the warden still protecting everyone...that is when I know that I just got ninjamanced. I am always like she is being so sweet and then I remember that convo is her ninjamancing one.
Actually her ninjamance convo is the one after her personal quest, if you pick the 'she was speical to you, wasn't she?' since it's not clear that this is a romance line AND the option to tell Leliana you just want to be friends is bugged and it will still set you in a romance.
Lol. Spoiler tag Eivuwan. XD
And I think those fantasys should totally be reversed
yeah sorry, I just noticed.
Lol. Spoiler tag Eivuwan. XD
And I think those fantasys should totally be reversed
Nooo, please not, I enjoy asexual/demisexual!Solas way too much! He's a man of class, anyway. And I think his fantasies would involve more butts.
There comes a time in life when it may be preferable to purchase a second TV and gaming console, if funds allow. For the sake of household peace.
My husband and I would NEVER be able to co-exist if we didn't have our separate gaming stations. He gets the living room, while I get my Woman Cave™ (just like a Man Cave™, only a woman occupies it instead and it's a female voice shouting about football games on the secondary TV whilst gaming instead of a man's). Otherwise, I'd have literally run him off like a high dragon does a drake... only come around when I want sexytimes, otherwise, LEAVE ME TO MY GAMING PEACE RAWRSNARL
Why am I always out of liiiiikes??????
My bf is very pcmasterrace! so I get all the consoles to myself 
I know
How can we ever live up to that standard? Things like this take me out of immersion sometimes, but I'm still happy that there are smutty fan fics.
Edit: oh Top again
I know, I struggle with it too. I'm trying to avoid the "unbelievably beautiful, incredibly powerful, irresistible honey dewed nymphs with the jewelled eyes and silken voices" for the fics I'm writing. Which may mean that they'll take a nose dive and nobody will want to read them. Doesn't matter. I like the thought of a Herald who was branded by the mark but has very little going for them in terms of beauty and skill. Most of the people in Thedas probably have little combat or leadership skills.
yeah sorry, I just noticed.
Hehe, No problem, Just anticipating people having a problem for it. XD I don't but not everyone has my limits.
Nooo, please not, I enjoy asexual/demisexual!Solas way too much! He's a man of class, anyway. And I think his fantasies would involve more butts.
Lol. We can all have our headcanon. I don't think Solas minds. I love Dom!Solas
I know
I know, I struggle with it too. I'm trying to avoid the "unbelievably beautiful, incredibly powerful, irresistible honey dewed nymphs with the jewelled eyes and silken voices" for the fics I'm writing. Which may mean that they'll take a nose dive and nobody will want to read them. Doesn't matter. I like the thought of a Herald who was branded by the mark but has very little going for them in terms of beauty and skill. Most of the people in Thedas probably have little combat or leadership skills.
Yeah, for me part of it is because I struggled with appearance related issues growing up so I just don't want to be reminded of impossible standards. I know it's just fiction, but I don't like feeling like you have to be some perfect goddess with perfect skin for Solas to want you.
Hehe, No problem, Just anticipating people having a problem for it. XD I don't but not everyone has my limits.
Lol. We can all have our headcanon. I don't think Solas minds. I love Dom!Solas
I'm pretty sure he's down for all the Lavellan butts. 
Btw, have you guys seen the mods for a 'smoother' Solas? Not really sure what to think of mods like these...I hardly ever like totally clean characters. Freckles, scars, wrinkles and little dents are what makes characters so beautiful! Especially now that we have the technology to make use of those defining features!
So Solas was the one to look after Quizzy for 3 days after she fell out of the rift at the Temple of Sacred Ashes. Well one would assume that Quizzy might need some uh personal care during that time. Which makes the romance a bit creepy. Ugh why did I think of that.
I know
I know, I struggle with it too. I'm trying to avoid the "unbelievably beautiful, incredibly powerful, irresistible honey dewed nymphs with the jewelled eyes and silken voices" for the fics I'm writing. Which may mean that they'll take a nose dive and nobody will want to read them. Doesn't matter. I like the thought of a Herald who was branded by the mark but has very little going for them in terms of beauty and skill. Most of the people in Thedas probably have little combat or leadership skills.
Just think 'how would Varric describe this'? and do that.
'The Dragon's Jewels was a big boat. She liked big boats. The pointy bits towered over the water. That roundish wooden part seemed like it could crush an armada beneath its ... ****, I don't know. Wood. It was the greatest boat in the history of boats.' (Hard in Hightown, chapter nine).
I'm pretty sure he's down for all the Lavellan butts.
Btw, have you guys seen the mods for a 'smoother' Solas? Not really sure what to think of mods like these...I hardly ever like totally clean characters. Freckles, scars, wrinkles and little dents are what makes characters so beautiful!
I'm the same, but it's pretty natural for people want to see perfect beautiful skin. The makeup industry is huge to say the least (and I still can't find my perfect foundation).
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