The highlight reel so far.
(God, I'm a nerd. I shouldn't have so much fun with timelines.)
4500: HUMANS ARE IN THE HOUSE. BAD NEWS FOR ARLATHAN.
6405: TEVINTER EMPIRE FOUNDED.
7205: HUMANS ARE IN THE HOUSE OF THE MAKER. BAD NEWS FOR EVERYONE.
7420: The Alamarri hordes follow Maferath and Andraste in an invasion of the Tevinter Imperium.
7600—7699: DIVINE
7700—7799: GLORY
7800—7899: TOWERS
7900—7999: BLACK
8000—8099: EXALTED
8100—8199: STEEL
8200—8299: STORM
8300—8399: BLESSED
8400—8499: DRAGON
BLIGHTS:
DUMAT: 7205-7397: (192 years. Wardens founded ninety years in. He's big, he's silent, and he's kicking Tevinter into a dark age. Slain at the Silent Plains.)
ZAZIKEL: 7604-7694: (90 years. From what I can tell, by far the most capable Archdemon. Dumat was slain numerous times before the Wardens were founded. It took them ninety years as a ragged group that was not well-established in every nation to take him down. Zazikel was dealing with a Thedas prepared for Blights, with Wardens likely tagging along with every major army in Thedas just in case, and avoided death for ninety years while attacking all of Thedas at once from the mountains.. In vengeance for the Wardens' first victory, Zazikel annihilates the city of Nordbotten and takes Hossberg as his opening moves, All of this against the Wardens and the Orlesian Empire at its peak under legendary strategist Emperor Kordillius Drakon I, as well as a relatively strong Tevinter Imperium. Slain at Starkhaven.)
TOTH: 7809-7824: (Fifteen years. While a short run, the odds were really stacked up against Toth. The Wardens are at their peak, and he made the great strategic error of focusing the horde in Central Thedas. Directly between the two empires of Orlais and Tevinter, who are working together with the Wardens. It's a miracle he lasted as long as he did. No mention of cities razed. Probably disappointed Papa Dumat, but earned a grudging nod of respect for refusing to give up. Slain at Hunter Fell.)
ANDORAL: 8011-8023: (Twelve years. Even shorter run. Still did okay. Completely overwhelmed Antiva and most of the Free Marches, even taking out Warden-Commander Turab and the Antivan Royal family in person. Went up against Garahel, the Commander Shepard of his Age. Taken down by *SPOILER FOR LAST FLIGHT*
Good show. On the other hand, beaten so decisively many surfacers thought the darkspawn had been exterminated permanently. Possibly a cunning plan on Andoral's part.Slain at Aylesleigh fighting Garahel and his crew of outcasts. )
URTHEMIEL: 8429-8430: (About a year. It took two Warden recruits and one badass Senior Warden a year to gather an army from one of the smallest and then weakest nations in Thedas and kill him. No griffons required. He managed to overwhelm some of the uninhabited parts of Ferelden, like the Korcari Wilds, as well as some successes in South Reach and the like. Some success in the Bannorn. Probably should have flung himself off Fort Drakon and committed suicide so he could respawn and spend a few decades building up forces to avoid embarrassing the other Old Gods. Razikale and Luscan don't have to do much to outshine him. At least he comes across as admirably tactical and douchey with the Tamlen stunt and Darkspawn Chronicles. Died in the Battle of Denerim. As you probably remember.)
Are you even trying, Urthie?