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[Satsumi]

Are you positive?

...

Like a proton, baby.

[OxidantsHappen]

Like a proton, baby.

 

I like the way you think. I think we have chemistry.

[Satsumi]

Hey Oxidants, looks like we're on the same c/v, eh eh eh?  

 

I'll show myself out >.>

[Caddius]

I like the way you think. I think we have chemistry.

 I've got my ion you two.

I don't trust chemistry nerds. They spend too much time with atoms which make up everything. That rubs off, you know. 

[OxidantsHappen]

Hey hey, Satsumi... 

 

What's nu? Because the frequency of these puns just keeps increasing.

 

I'll follow you, or I'm going to pun overload all over this thread.

[AryBoBary]

I'dd add something to this punstravaganza, but sadly...

 

Spoiler

 

*pbbbbbbtttthhhh*

[Satsumi]

Not much, but I'm feeling your wave function.  Figures Solas would be a node...He just can't be there!

[Satsumi]

Suddenly I understand how Cole and Solas have so much fun...

[Elven_Glory]

Puns? I love puns! I once entered 10 puns into a contest hoping at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

[Satsumi]

Puns? I love puns! I once entered 10 puns into a contest hoping at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Out of likes but luls

[nikki-tikki]

Hopefully the badass one and not the one that got his ass handed to him in Halo Wars...

The Arbitor is my homeboy. 

[DarthEmpress]

guys pls i can't handle these puns

 

just look at solas pls

 

[Meer]

I wonder what the composition of that jawbone necklace Solas always wears could be. Perhaps a little...calcium, nickel, and neon?

_{Get it, because CaNiNe... I'm bad at this.}   

[RebbyWriter]

Time for my favorite meme Science Cat!

 

[OxidantsHappen]

Not much, but I'm feeling your wave function.  Figures Solas would be a node...He just can't be there!

 

If we don't stop, the probability of us getting kicked out of the thread will be relative to the amplitude of our puns.

[Elven_Glory]

I'm so glad I took nursing chemistry last semester. Otherwise some of these puns might be lost on me.... I'm not trying to be funny, that's really true.

Also, I realized that I started paying way too much attention to this forum and I'm mid conversation with Solas. He and my Lavellan have been staring at each other for probably about 20 minutes now. I don't think either one minds... but someone might notice...

[madrar]

This has been bugging me as well. How can demons know about blood magic, if blood magic's supposed to be the mage drawing from their life force, not the Fade? Supposedly, Tevinters first learned about blood magic either through the Old God whispering in their dreams, or captured ancient elves. But if the Old Gods are from the Fade, then again, how can they know about blood magic? How can ancient elves know about blood magic, when it's so counterintuitive to what we know about ancient elven magic, which was as natural as breathing?

 

er.. if you don't mind some seriously tin-foil theorizing, and start with the assumption that all spirits and demons are essentially souls (some of which manage to maintain a sense of self or memory after their physical death) it's possible that the Forbidden Ones are the souls of some of the more powerful rebel leaders killed in the failed Revolution. Since they actually died, they weren't put on trial and sentenced to void imprisonment like the Forgotten Ones, but Falon'Din considered them too much of a risk to reincarnate.

 

Solas: "Some of your forces, valuable until now, have no interests beyond creating disruption. Chaos for its own sake. They must be repositioned where they can do no harm, or removed if necessary. You replace them with organizers willing to build a new system and carry out the ugly work that must be done."

 

The bolded part is suggestive, at the very least.  They threat they pose as demons is less than they would if reborn, and thus they remain trapped: disembodied and angry spirits with full knowledge of blood magic and an interest in sowing chaos.  

 

This is all supposition, of course!   But it's a plausible explanation to consider.

[RebbyWriter]

Spoiler'd for length.

Spoiler

  http://incorrectdrag...st/109934210411

[Raeona]

On that note, I've been totally playing around with the idea of writing a fic about my Inquisitor's development into a shockingly competent and occasionally frightening politician, when (from my perspective) they were initially pushed into the role in their advisors' efforts to manipulate public belief/ religious fervor into supporting the power grabbing the Inquisition as they grew as an organization and military force. It was a symbolic position, with limited power, given her initial illiteracy and dependence upon her cabinet. Easy to influence. But they get a bit more than they bargained for. And by a bit, I mean a lot. You don't give a person with a ridiculous cunning score the skills they need to outwit you.

But non-ravenous-lore-history-buffs probably aren't going to be super into a politics/ intrigue/ lore-rich fan fiction with historical parallels. So shelved it shall remain.

 

That sounds amazing. Thedas' politics are too interesting to be glossed over. 

The majority of fanfic is just mushy fluff and while that's all awesome in it's own way it's an appalling waste of the beautiful political minefield Bioware have crafted for us. I myself was going to write a story about Hawke stumbling her way through Kirkwall's politics and playing off the nobility like a champ but then I got distracted by thoughts of the elven pantheon's politicking instead. 

 

We need more fanfic about politics is what I'm saying. 

[Satsumi]

If we don't stop, the probability of us getting kicked out of the thread will be relative to the amplitude of our puns.

 

I guess we'd better reduce our pun frequency.  Or we could just keep going and wave at the confused masses (meausred to 4 significant figures, thank you).  

 

Should we calculate the error propagation of this line of puns?  That would give us a better idea of the degree of freedom we have to make more of these

[RebbyWriter]

I'm so glad I took nursing chemistry last semester. Otherwise some of these puns might be lost on me.... I'm not trying to be funny, that's really true.

Also, I realized that I started paying way too much attention to this forum and I'm mid conversation with Solas. He and my Lavellan have been staring at each other for probably about 20 minutes now. I don't think either one minds... but someone might notice...

Like this?

 

[Satsumi]

If my professor saw me doing this instead of my homework...I'd get a beaker to the side of the head  Or a high five...or both.  (Won't know until I observe it)

[OxidantsHappen]

I guess we'd better reduce our pun frequency.  Or we could just keep going and wave at the confused masses (meausred to 4 significant figures, thank you).  

 

Should we calculate the error propagation of this line of puns?  That would give us a better idea of the degree of freedom we have to make more of these

 

It's like we've gone beyond the barriers of our 1-Dimensional box, there's just limitless potential here.

 

Ok ok I'm done.  I'm good. It's out of my system now.

[nikki-tikki]

Doing another playthrough and I just met Solas and varric and its killing me. Why Solas why.

[Elven_Glory]

Like this?
 

Yes. Exactly like that. But solas is easier on the eyes imo.