Someone needs to stop me going into the CC thread. Every time I do I suddenly hate all my quizzies for not being as pretty as everyone elses and want to dive back into the CC. It's bad. I can't possibly do another playthrough of this game any time soon and yet I spent about an hour this afternoon making a Male Qunari because I am an ADDICT. Plus Thedas nears more Qunari blondes. Because I say so.
My game went a bit nuts today. Or I went nuts. Or both.
Starting with the Dwarf who took flight during Blackwall's personal mission. Words cannot sufficiently describe so I gif'd it.
MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

The crowd is gasping whilst I'm dying of laughter. Way to kill the moment.
Bull is also broken in my game. Or did he always suck? Dude get's KO'd by one hit from a red templar. ONE HIT. He is kitted out in crafted armour from the second best schematic in the game, made from all dragony bits, and yet the dude spends every battle being dead. Meanwhile Dorian, Varric and my Quizzy are left to clean out the Emprise by themselves without much trouble. Two mages and rogue! Unacceptable!
I wouldn't be using him if I wasn't trying to trigger all of his and Dorian's banter. I am at least getting more of that with this new patch, however it's still not frequent enough for how late in the game I am. Especially as I hadn't used Bull and Dorian together until today so I'm going right from the start. I've been pretty much wandering to every corner of the map or just standing in camp for ages.
"Remember that Herald of Andraste? That elf who used to spend ages just standing around in campsites? Occasionally walking in a circle around the site before returning to just standing there again? Yeah, why were we all so impressed by her? I think she was simple."
Also, I totally headcannon those wolves have something to do with Solas. I found them a comfort amongst the snow. Comfort! I don't get much else so I'm taking that. Also, I'm pretty sure he would be worried about the Inquisitor. He doesn't take too kindly when they willingly throw my life into the fire. He needs them in one piece 
aaand sleep. I'm going to regret my banter madness in the morning, which it already is. Argh. 20 minutes Bioware, that's how often banter should trigger. That would be better. It seems to be 40-60 minutes at the moment which just isn't enough when I can clear a map of all rifts/shards/landmarks/areas in about 3 hours.
Maybe I should play slower..