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[Illyria]

“Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. Until he abruptly cut the kiss off and tore both their hearts out of their chests. And then left her behind. In a wyvern nest. A romantic wyvern nest. But still."

 

"And in her Skyhold pajamas"

 

Seriously, Solas.  You're just going to leave your unarmed and now very emotional ex-girlfriend in the middle of Crestwood at night?

 

Really?

 

You could at least offer to walk her back to Skyhold.

[dragondreamer]

How does an empire have absolutely no idea of a neighboring empire tho...

 

World of Thedas (and I swear I remember something from an old codex as well) suggests that the elven gods were sealed away before humans arrived in Thedas, so before even the Tevinter Empire.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[almasy87]

That's it...

Between those 2 audio files, the wrecking orb gif, and Solas Auditore da Firenze, you have killed me today guys XD

*tries to catch breath from too much laughing* 
     

[nikki-tikki]

That's why I go back to my saves ._. finish the whole game completely...every...little...drop of it and then say good bye to Solas.

 

The sad part is...I did too...

 

I even did all the war table missions in real time. ^{But let's not talk about that.}   

[Ajna]

I also made an ever smuttier version of the Solas grunt compilation. For your listening pleasure.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hwu1SNPyWZ

 

Hahaha, I love you Tea.

[almasy87]

“Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. Until he abruptly cut the kiss off and tore both their hearts out of their chests. And then left her behind. In a wyvern nest. A romantic wyvern nest. But still."

 

With no armor nor weapon  .

[Giton]

"And in her Skyhold pajamas"

"And walking back she cursed the fact she wore her impractical under garments for the occasion. Damn Orlesian lace!"

[laurelinvanyar]

“Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. Until he abruptly cut the kiss off and tore both their hearts out of their chests. And then left her behind. In a wyvern nest. A romantic wyvern nest. But still."

Then they both had to walk awkwardly back to Skyhold. 

[Siha]

I wonder, are you actually aware that the idea behind a tinfoil hat is to shield one's ideas in order to keep them secret and not to post them to a public forum? In the name of all tinfoil hat men I must greatly disapprove.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[laurelinvanyar]

He probably went off somewhere nearby to go to sleep and relive the moment before damning himself to a lifetime of regret and solitude. 

I figure Lavellan went to the Crestwood Keep before continuing on to Skyhold. The members of the Crestwood Inquisition don't talk about that night. It never happened.

Luckily for my Lavellan, she had found all the Bottles of Thedas by the time I got around to doing the breakup scene. Girlfriend is gonna get friendly with some Antivan Sip-Sip. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Colonelkillabee]

World of Thedas (and I swear I remember something from an old codex as well) suggests that the elven gods were sealed away before humans arrived in Thedas, so before even the Tevinter Empire.

That makes sense, especially with Solas knowing almost nothing about them.

[Vorathrad]

I wonder, are you actually aware that the idea behind a tinfoil hat is to shield one's ideas in order to keep them secret and not to post them to a public forum? In the name of all tinfoil hat men I must greatly disapprove.

 

Really? Sorry, I thought it was for better connection to one's alien friends emissions 

[nikki-tikki]

I wonder, are you actually aware that the idea behind a tinfoil hat is to shield one's ideas in order to keep them secret and not to post them to a public forum? In the name of all tinfoil hat men I must greatly disapprove.

 

 eople did believe that wearing tin foil hats could keep aliens from reading your mind or something like that. 

[Giton]

He probably went off somewhere nearby to go to sleep and relive the moment before damning himself to a lifetime of regret and solitude. (Yet again, OH WAIT.)

I figure Lavellan went to the Crestwood Keep before continuing on to Skyhold. The members of the Crestwood Inquisition don't talk about that night. It never happened.

The night that began with the Inquisitor crashing their card game and ending with the Inquisitor standing on the table drunkenly belting out a gloriously off-key rendition of "Unbreak my Heart."

[BoscoBread]

He probably went off somewhere nearby to go to sleep and relive the moment before damning himself to a lifetime of regret and solitude. (Yet again, OH WAIT.)

I figure Lavellan went to the Crestwood Keep before continuing on to Skyhold. The members of the Crestwood Inquisition don't talk about that night. It never happened.

Ooo...that could make for an interesting little story. Charter is involved some how. I like Charter, mostly because she's ther voice of Anora -- whom I love --- and she told that one guy off in the beginning.  It was hilarious.   I imagine my Lavellan just walked in there, kicked open the door to her bedroom and raged for like 20 min. and then she just sobbed. 

 

EDIT: Also Solas is the biggest sad sack of crap.  I LOVE him - obviously -  but GET OVER YOURSELF ALREADY AND LET'S MAKE OUT. 

[Siha]

OMG. I leave for a few days and fall behind like 300 pages O_O That's it, no more fan-art breaks for me. Someone give me an overview of all the entertaining/interesting things that have gone down in my absence so I can run out of likes and proceed to throw things in a rage of rightousness.

 

Nothing, really. We've basically just posted random quotes from calendar sheets and stuff. There were a few empty posts and, oh, somebody had a really great recipe for sugar and fat free chocolate mountain cookies. Other than that it was rather dull.

 

(Sorry we had to move on without you. But we had to leave you behind, only the mission counts.)

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Siha]

Really? Sorry, I thought it was for better connection to one's alien friends emissions 

 

Oh ****, you really didn't know? Sorry!

No, the idea is that the aluminum shields your brain waves from the outside, thus preventing mind reading and manipulation. Most commonly meant to protect against the secret service, but aliens might be fine, too. It's just usually attributed to alien conspiracy theorists who feared the US government would learn of their knowledge and... well, act unkind. As a result the "tinfoil hat man" is a symbol for your friendly next-door nutter.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Tin_foil_hat

 

(I knew "Useless Knowledge for Every Occasion" would come in handy one day.)

[laurelinvanyar]

Your's clearly deals with grief better. Mine put a significant dent in the nug population. The Inquisition never wanted for leather again.

I can't believe Bull or Dorian didn't offer alcohol or a shoulder to cry on after the breakup. Then again, they didn't say anything if you killed your clan either

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Valeria Lavellan]

Since we were talking about the sounds solas makes during sex, I imagine this song going in the background while they do the elven glory

 

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

*goes back to her hiding cave blushing*

 

 

[Vorathrad]

Oh ****, you really didn't know? Sorry!

No, the idea is that the aluminum shields your brain waves from the outside, thus preventing mind reading and manipulation. Most commonly meant to protect against the secret service, but aliens might be fine, too. It's just usually attributed to alien conspiracy theorists who feared the US government would learn of their knowledge and... well, act unkind. As a result the "tinfoil hat man" is a symbol for your friendly next-door nutter.

http://en.wikipedia....ki/Tin_foil_hat

 

(I knew "Useless Knowledge for Every Occasion" would come in handy one day.)

 

Nope, lost in cultural translation   Thanks for explaining!