I want "Vikings" hair. I need Lagertha hair.
<snip AMAZING HAIR>
Side-note: I've spent more time on Youtube than I would like to admit watching how-to do Lagertha hair in real life. My friends are like "your hair is like a mohawk-fashion-mullet." And I know I have arrived.
This is so how I needed my Lady Trev's hair to be. ARGH. My hair IRL is long enough. I wonder if it would look weird in an office setting. ..
One of these days, I will give in. I will walk into a salon and be like like...
"I know I'm 5'10" and my hair goes to my elbows. But this side? SHAVE IT. SHAVE IT OFF. NOW. I need to look like I could don chainmail at any moment, down a pint of ale, grab a man by the hip, and throw a battle axe as I claim his lips and his lands in the greatest of victories."
Honestly - dress for the job you want, not the job you have. AMIRITE?
I want "Vikings" hair. I need Lagertha hair.
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Side-note: I've spent more time on Youtube than I would like to admit watching how-to do Lagertha hair in real life. My friends are like "your hair is like a mohawk-fashion-mullet." And I know I have arrived.
Lagertha hair.
Unless I have a mage cowl I turn off helmets, Viv's and Cole's are the only ones I really like but that's more of a character thing than thinking they're great looking headwear.
And can someone explain to me why a mage cowl will cover elf ears but the schematic will always show the tips of any elf character's?
SWEEEEDEN!!! *shakes fist*
This is so how I needed my Lady Trev's hair to be. ARGH. My hair IRL is long enough. I wonder if it would look weird in an office setting. ..
I wear Lagertha hair (now that I've got the damn French-braid-your-hair-to-your-scalp thing down) all the time--well--sometimes I be lazy. But a lot.
My students don't say anything.
I like to think my hair says: "Read Gawain and like it, or I will call the wrath of the Gods upon you!"
It's really a pedagogical tool.
HEY I'LL SHARE MY LAVELLAN TOO- No, wait. The poor girl is everywhere, I've posted her all over the internet. Tomorrow I'll finish her playthrough. 
what am I going to do with my life?
Anyway, has anyone tweeted Patrick about the 3000 pages party?
ToP Solas:
I change shapes just to hide in this place
But I’m still, I’m still an animal
So I named my Inquisitor Adahlen Lavellan.
I'm glad I remade her you guys. 
One of these days, I will give in. I will walk into a salon and be like like...
"I know I'm 5'10" and my hair goes to my elbows. But this side? SHAVE IT. SHAVE IT OFF. NOW. I need to look like I could don chainmail at any moment, down a pint of ale, grab a man by the hip, and throw a battle axe as I claim his lips and his lands in the greatest of victories."
Guuurrll. You can rock it.
or do this. Because this is badass as ****..
Is it even possible to be 100% happy with the CC result? I never am. But then I get used to my character's looks and don't want them to look any different after a while. That said, I still mourn my first male Lavellan I recreated because he was a rogue but had a total mage face. Sooo I decided to start over. Only to realize that mage outfits look terrible on men. (How come Dorian gets gorgeous steam punk leather gear or pompous robes, but my quizzy runs around in the most embarrassing skinny pants ever?!) Now I wish I had kept the rogue... he looked so dashing! I totally messed up the nose on the new one. They look 90% the same, but I'll always remember...
I wear Lagertha hair (now that I've got the damn French-braid-your-hair-to-your-scalp thing down) all the time--well--sometimes I be lazy. But a lot.
My students don't say anything.
I like to think my hair says: "Read Gawain and like it, or I will call the wrath of the Gods upon you!"
It's really a pedagogical tool.
I have hair to my knees (I'm only 5'3" so like 3' of hair). If I shaved one side I think everyone who knows me IRL would collectively have a heart attack.
Hey, could someone post The Gif? I didn't save it. I should have. Cause I think we all need to see it again.
I need to look like I could don chainmail at any moment, down a pint of ale, grab a man by the hip, and throw a battle axe as I claim his lips and his lands in the greatest of victories."
Weird behavior for a mage. But whatever floats your boat...
Btw, where is naked Lavellan?
I will totally redesign Viv's Halamshiral Dress.
BECAUSE I SAW THIS:
Just lengthen that dress to the floor, pop that collar or make it stick straight to her neck like most of her gear does, and BAM.
LOOK AT THOSE SLEEVES. LOOK AT THEM.
Maker bless. Everytime I play the game I'm banging my head against my desk wondering how hard it would have been for Bioware to ADD A DRESS.
I wear Lagertha hair (now that I've got the damn French-braid-your-hair-to-your-scalp thing down) all the time--well--sometimes I be lazy. But a lot.
My students don't say anything.
I like to think my hair says: "Read Gawain and like it, or I will call the wrath of the Gods upon you!"
It's really a pedagogical tool.
That's awesome. 
Recently I saw my sister-in-law's father. Last time I saw him was at the wedding, in a perfectly fitted suit, with a very neat Machiavellian villain looking mustache and goatee. I didn't speak with him much, but he had the gentleman image down pat.
This time, rumpled Seahawks jersey and it turns out his 'small' amount of facial hair was French-braided last time I saw him. By his daughter, who was too busy getting the 'Childbirth is a real kicker!' Achievement to braid them.
I walked in the room and I was like, "Stroud? 
But I left you in the Fade, dude!" 
I am the weirdo who won't play mages. I like the companion mages so much I'd rather not sacrifice that position in my party to myself. I like to keep it open for them.
So hunter ALL THE FREAKING WAY.
But best party is full mage party! So long as we don't run into doors or locks [which apparently our combined magic and intellect can't figure out], we are unstoppable.
[Actual picture of my Lavellan.]
I am the weirdo who won't play mages. I like the companion mages so much I'd rather not sacrifice that position in my party to myself. I like to keep it open for them.
So hunter ALL THE FREAKING WAY.
Plus 5 internetz for you.
Not going to lie, I seriously want to learn how to 3-D model + texture those types of outfits and just spent forever and a day working on an Orelsian ball portfolio. Then send it to them. And basically beg to just make the prettiest fantasty clothes that hide badass daggers and poisons under sleeves and hidden slits within the flows of a gown.
Because omfg if they had a game where you were a legit Bard... 11/10 would marry the game.
Amg playing as a bard! I was so disappointed when my rogue asked Lel how to become a bard and she was like "oh I'll teach you when it's all over" bc no I want to be a bard now~
Ok, they really really need to fix it so companions stop stubbing their toes and losing half (or more) of their health. They're wearing armor, they shouldn't be so fragile!
SHE IS COMING. AND BY THAT I MEAN INCOMING.
As a preemptive thanks, I found a thing.
It's no Tomyris, but she's close.
SHE IS COMING. AND BY THAT I MEAN INCOMING.
I wouldn't mind if she did both.
There's something I wanted to ask you guys, since you're the sweetest and kindest.
Are any of you interested in playing DAMP? I ask because I've been wanting to try, but am unsure of my own talent with the game. Therefore I feel it would be more enjoyable with people I'm already familiar with. Would any of you fine folk be interesting in putting together groups for multiplayer at some point?
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