If we're sharing pets, here are my babies. Not into cats or dogs, but I love ferrets, they are loyal and smart, and funny little things
This boy is named after Commander Shepard
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And her name is Concordia Augusta
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Aww they're adorable.
In my mini Zoo aka house, we also have 2 cockatiels, 2 gerbils, 1 guinea pig, and a lion-head rabbit. All of them belong to my sister and niece. Stupid no pets allowed housing rules ><
True story.
So I was (again ) listening to the banters in DAI and I thought oh hey I should listen to DA2 bantees while I cook bc reasons.
Anders and Varric came first and it was great and I'm remembering it and then act two banter comes and then act three banter comes and it's all down hill from there. Poor Varric. Next up was Anders and Fenris.
.....
Then I stopped and went back to DAI.
The DA2 crew is still probably my favorite cast as an ensemble. They're just a big dysfunctional family who squabble over stupid, normal-people things. But ugh, Anders. I can't even listen to his banters or watch his scenes any more, knowing what's going to happen to him in my game. Having Hawke die at Adamant really makes DA2 feel like a kicked puppy story even more than it already did.
I have a dream... a dream of a gif, with Lavellan changing signs Bob Dylan style:
"MY BED"
"ORLESIAN III BED"
"REALLY STURDY"
"MAID ALWAYS LEAVES WINDOWS OPEN"
"BUT NEVERMIND"
"I'M ON A HOT TRAIN"
"TO THIGHLAND"
I think I need some sleep...
Liz has to do it! Like, yesterday!
NOOOOO I love Fenris/Anders banter it's the best! What's even better is Anders and Fenris AND Sebastian. Good times walking through darktown and hearing them squabble behind Hawke.
That is my favorite party, no joke. It's attractive, insightful, and sassy. The best.
I wonder if they already opened it up to the youtube people like before. Hopefully this beta process isn't too long, I'm not looking to wait a few months to get it on xbox, the certification process is already long enough.
I'm not entirely sure. That's my hope too, though; it always makes me feel a little guilty to get the patches first when the console players have to suffer a longer wait. At least you're playing on Xbox though! Who knows what it'll be, but you'll have first access to DLC apparently~
I'm gonna draw my own couples therapy, right now.
I will continue to convince you with every fiber of my artistic being.
To that, my dear Liz, I say:
Bring on the thighs. 
That is my favorite party, no joke. It's attractive, insightful, and sassy. The best.
I know at least one of these that for sure isn't referring to a certain friendly neighborhood abomination... 
Liz has to do it! Like, yesterday!
Oh jeez! I will! Soon!
Hey no hurries!! You can sleep, eat and even breathe before doing it. I'll be asleep for the next 8 hours anyway 
I know at least one of these that for sure isn't referring to a certain friendly neighborhood abomination...
I actually don't mind Anders, but don't worry. after the Chantry explosion, I tend to replace him with Carver. Though I wonder if it's still weird for me to find Carver cute? That'll make several more years in therapy for my Hawke, I'm afraid.
I actually don't mind Anders, but don't worry. after the Chantry explosion, I tend to replace him with Carver. Though I wonder if it's still weird for me to find Carver cute? That'll make several more years in therapy for my Hawke, I'm afraid.
LOL and you deserve the fat overpriced therapy bill for saying that 
Lol I imagine I'm probably the only one that hates both Anders and Carver here. Well, hate's a strong word for Carver. He's a little ****, but he's fun to make fun of. Anders just reminds me of SJWs from Tumblr.
But, I don't kill him despite it all. I was too high off of my laugh from what he did to the chantry to kill him.... yes, I'm evil, lol.
Actually nevermind I'm gonna make my playlist instead.
Actually nevermind I'm gonna make my playlist instead.
LOL and you deserve the fat overpriced therapy bill for saying that
But, I don't kill him despite it all. I was too high off of my laugh from what he did to the chantry to kill him.... yes, I'm evil, lol.
The thing with Carver is that it takes a while for him to "mature," as it were; between having him at full friendship (which is not an easy task, mind you) and the events of Legacy, his relationship with Hawke can be really sweet. As to Anders and the murder knife, um.... My canon!romance is Sebastian, so he dead. Need dat crown of Starkhaven, you know.
If we're sharing pets, here are my babies. Not into cats or dogs, but I love ferrets, they are loyal and smart, and funny little things
This boy is named after Commander Shepard
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And her name is Concordia Augusta
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So cute~ I love the names - Concordia Augusta is so pretty.
The thing with Carver is that it takes a while for him to "mature," as it were; between having him at full friendship (which is not an easy task, mind you) and the events of Legacy, his relationship with Hawke can be really sweet. As to Anders and the murder knife, um.... My canon!romance is Sebastian, so he dead.
Ah yes, the prince... I hated that douche too...
You know, I bet his little threat is 70 percent the reason I let Anders live. Just to ****** him off. And I love trolling him at the wartable in DA I.
Carver does indeed mature, which is more than I can say for a certain DA I character... and I wonder, is the relationship with him different for fem hawkes? Like, is he less jel in the beginning? More?
So cute~ I love the names - Concordia Augusta is so pretty.
Thank you! Well, Shepard is deaf, so he doesn't really care 
Ah yes, the prince... I hated that douche too...
You know, I bet his little threat is 70 percent the reason I let Anders live. Just to ****** him off. And I love trolling him at the wartable in DA I.
Carver does indeed mature, which is more than I can say for a certain DA I character... and I wonder, is the relationship with him different for fem hawkes? Like, is he less jel in the beginning? More?
You know, it wasn't until recently I realized how unpopular Sebastian was? I kind of just chose him because he was a nice fit for my Hawke (and well, his voice, but shh). Does he have an alternate wartable mission if you allow Anders to live? In mine, he ended up asking for help in reconstructing Kirkwall and was very nice about the whole thing. Even though I let his wife stay in the Fade. 
But no, to bring this back to Solas, it's kind of nice liking a more popular romance this time. More people to commiserate and enjoy the whole thing with.
And yes! I think Carver is a little less jealous with fem!Hawke. He's still sassy toward her and irritated at being cast in her shadow, but I never got the sense that a Hawke!fistfight was about to start, like with dude!Hawke.
Thank you! Well, Shepard is deaf, so he doesn't really care
Aw~ I meant the name haha~ It sounds so princess-y
Both are gorgeous adorable furry babies
You know, it wasn't until recently I realized how unpopular Sebastian was? I kind of just chose him because he was a nice fit for my Hawke (and well, his voice, but shh). Does he have an alternate wartable mission if you allow Anders to live? In mine, he ended up asking for help in reconstructing Kirkwall and was very nice about the whole thing. Even though I let his wife stay in the Fade.
And yes! I think Carver is a little less jealous with fem!Hawke. He's still sassy toward her and irritated at being cast in her shadow, but I never got the sense that a Hawke!fistfight was about to start, like with dude!Hawke.
Yeah. He tries to invade Kirkwall. You can choose to help Aveline or side with him. I chose to help Aveline because eff that guy. I really really disliked Sebastian, but like Colonel..LOVED make him mad. He'd devolve into such adorably hilarious stomping tantrums. Also "Maker, No! Elthena No!" is my favorite cry of outrage in all of Dragon Age. HE'S SO UPSET. IT'S SO FUNNY. (i may be a terrible person).
Yeah. He tries to invade Kirkwall. You can choose to help Aveline or side with him. I chose to help Aveline because eff that guy. I really really disliked Sebastian, but like Colonel..LOVED make him mad. He'd devolve into such adorably hilarious stomping tantrums. Also "Maker, No! Elthena No!" is my favorite cry of outrage in all of Dragon Age. HE'S SO UPSET. IT'S SO FUNNY. (i may be a terrible person).
Poor Sebastian That is wild, though! I never thought he'd actually invade? He said he was going to, but wow.
Also, every time someone brings up his (admittedly hysterical) "Maker, no!", I just have to listen to the techno remix of it.
It'll never happen because the Inquisitor is a Player Character but all it would really take for the quizzy to burned at the stake is for someone in the know to reveal the truth about how they got the Anchor and that it was a spirit in the breach not Andraste.
Um, someone asked for a fic based on this, so... ask and you shall receive? I am so, so sorry.
https://www.fanficti...t/s/11055471/1/
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