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[Giton]

Me neither. Now that we know it's an actual elf and we may or may not have bedded him.. HILARIOUS.

Little did Merrill know... We'd be doing that EXACT thing. 

Solas: Ow! What are you doing?! 

Inquisitor: I'm grabbing the Dread Wolf by the ear when . . . You know the rest. (wink, wink)

Solas: Are you doing this again? Really? Is that what you're doing?

Inquisitor: The wisdom of our people dictates I must do this thing, and they got this part right. OUR people, Solas. Right. 

Solas: It wasn't even that funny the first time you did it.

Inquisitor: You know what else isn't funny?

Solas: What?

Inquisitor: Wyvern nests.

Solas: Fine. You can grab my ears. Just don't grab so hard.

Inquisitor: Wyvern nests.

Solas:  . . . 

[Elven_Glory]

Guys... guys... you think that Assquisitor Solas punch was bad, just think about what would happen if an angry romanced Lavellan got her hands on him...

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Edit: I found this here: http://imgur.com/gallery/pdFTz

[legbamel]

Solas: Ow! What are you doing?! 

Inquisitor: I'm grabbing the Dread Wolf by the ear when . . . You know the rest. (wink, wink)

Solas: Are you doing this again? Really? Is that what you're doing?

Inquisitor: The wisdom of our people dictates I must do this thing, and they got this part right. OUR people, Solas. Right. 

Solas: It wasn't even that funny the first time you did it.

Inquisitor: You know what else isn't funny?

Solas: What?

Inquisitor: Wyvern nests.

Solas: Fine. You can grab my ears. Just don't grab so hard.

Inquisitor: Wyvern nests.

Solas:  . . . 

Bahahahaha!  I'm out of likes again but...

Did you nest his wyvern?

 

Yeah, I'm theoretically an adult, too.

[WildSky214]

How has no one said:
 
"Answer your Calling?"
 
"Tainted your archdemon?"
 
"Opened your rift?"
 
yet.
 
Or Tempered your dragonbone. lololol.

"Did he journey deep into your ancient ruins?"

Modifié par WildSky214, 19 février 2015 - 04:30 .

[Elven_Glory]

Bahahahaha!  I'm out of likes again but...

Did you nest his wyvern?

 

Yeah, I'm theoretically an adult, too.

What is this "adult" everyone keeps speaking of?

[procutemeister]

"Has he found your Skyhold?

Opened your Breach?

Strengthened your wards?

Energized your brazier?

Stepped into your Fade?"

[Colonelkillabee]

"Reddened your lyrium".

 

ToP Solas:

 

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http://www.funnyjunk...abulous/ihzTLvu

 

http://ar-lath-ma-vh...d-art-and-funny

 

http://thepridefulmi...g-at-my-gal-pal

 

Modifié par Colonelkillabee, 19 février 2015 - 04:38 .

[Caddius]

Knocked your vallaslin off?

Rolled your aravel?

 

It feels so strange that Oxie hasn't swept into all the punning. I keep expecting to see a dozen chemistry Solavellan puns get dropped like a bomb. 

[Zarro-Morningstar]

"Did he stroke your Elven Glory?" 
 

"Did you stoke his Elven Glory?"

 

"Release your spirit?"

 

"Rock your Dalish?"

 

"Smash your foci?"

 

"...Break your heart?"

[AlleluiaElizabeth]

So, I'm just sitting here, blushing and giggling in my chair, in absolute awe that there are so many, applicable double pun'tandres that can be made here. XD

[Elven_Glory]

Has he...

 

given you the Fade tongue?

[Zarro-Morningstar]

"Green your tea?"

 

"Tongue your Fade?"

 

"Clip your helmet?"

[procutemeister]

Has he broken your Orb?

Mounted your halla?

Drank your lyrium?

Supplied your cache?

Enjoyed your side benefits?

[WildSky214]

So, I'm just sitting here, blushing and giggling in my chair, in absolute awe that there are so many, applicable double pun'tandres that can be made here. XD

Has nothing to do with anything, but...

[lynroy]

So, I'm just sitting here, blushing and giggling in my chair, in absolute awe that there are so many, applicable double pun'tandres that can be made here. XD

Same here. Giggling like a loon in the break room, people keep looking at my funny. Keep 'em coming people.

[BoscoBread]

If Solas had a Mortal Kombat fatality what would it be? This is for science.

[WildSky214]

Same here. Giggling like a loon in the break room, people keep looking at my funny. Keep 'em coming people.

"Activate your Eluvian?" (was that one already done?)

"Fen your Harel?"

"Dread your wolf?"

"Spirit your demon?"

"Wisdom your purpose?"

(ok, now they're getting stupid)

[Colonelkillabee]

If Solas had a Mortal Kombat fatality what would it be? This is for science.

Quan Chi

 

Trigger Warning: Man stuff

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[Colonelkillabee]

(ok, now they're getting stupid)

Yes... just now. Starting with you. So everyone, blame Wild Sky here for all of it. You heard 'em

 

This is what we look like on topic lol

[Zarro-Morningstar]

Quan Chi

 

Trigger Warning: Man stuff

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[WildSky214]

Angry Solas!

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Not Solas but cute.

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https://www.tumblr.com/search/kelgrid

And back to Solas.

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I just wanted to get to 80 posts before I went to sleep.

Modifié par WildSky214, 19 février 2015 - 05:47 .

[Caddius]

Angry Solas!

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Not Solas but cute.

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https://www.tumblr.com/search/kelgrid

And back to Solas.

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I just wanted to get to 80 posts before I went to sleep.

I almost forgave you for ruining the pun-spiral due to those pretty GIF's, but then I saw that you were just coldheartedly trying to get your post count to a pleasing number. 

 

EDIT: Ooh, 918 is very snazzy. 

[Siha]

I love this. I saw it when it was last posted, and now I get to finally express my love! And rofl. Thank you. 

 

And I am glad you provided me with the opportunity to post it again.

 

Headcanon is filling in the gaps; if you're directly contradicting canon, that makes it an AU thing or something else. 

...

it being left to the player is really important for some people due to lack of representation. It lets you have an asexual/demisexual Inquisitor, or ...

 

Hence, it is headcanon, because it is a gap left for the player to fill in.  q.e.d.

 

And now I'm like, "Welp, this place is great. Everyone's so sweet and fluffy and kind. Why was I afraid again?". I do expect me to go back and forth between being okay and flipping out, though. xD

 

You were afraid of the big bad wolf. And that is wise. Because he's always around, even if you don't see him, and at some time - bamm! - the dread wolf will take you. Or so I've heard.

 

It means that by default, you're not sexually attracted to people. But after forming an emotional/romantic/intellectual bond, then sexual attraction will show up.

 

Wait, "demisexual" is a fancy way of saying "not screwing everything around"?

 

Just because you're too shy and gentlemanly to do that before treating them to a 'dance' doesn't mean everyone else is.

 

Oh god, I will never stop laughing like... ever again. Thank you very much.

[Zarro-Morningstar]

TIME FOR RANDOM MUSIC SESSION!

 

I find this song fitting for the Elven Gods and them finally waking up:

 

And an intriguing song for Solavellan:

[Caddius]

 

 

 

Wait, "demisexual" is a fancy way of saying "not screwing everything around"?

 

 

Oh god, I will never stop laughing like... ever again. Thank you very much.

It's more like they're only sexually attracted to people they're emotionally attracted to. Which isn't related to being chaste or lusty, it's just the criteria for feeling attracted.

What, are you implying that Killabee being a gentleman is a funny idea? My dear Siha, he's a Colonel! 'Officer and a gentleman, q.e.d!