I almost forgave you for ruining the pun-spiral due to those pretty GIF's, but then I saw that you were just coldheartedly trying to get your post count to a pleasing number. 
EDIT: Ooh, 918 is very snazzy. 
Then again, the pun-spiral has been slow for a while now. Some of the ones toward the end were kind of reaching too. When the thread is out of ideas, it's time to change the topic.
Speaking of which, we talked about trickster myths in Native American class. We also closely examined the story I mentioned a few days ago, "The Industrious Daughter Who Would Not Marry," whom Coyote tricked into marrying her, and she was none the wiser until she gave birth to little coyotes.
It turns out he won her by disguising himself as Payatamu, a prominent fertility god to that tribe. Essentially, all the boys in the village bent over backwards trying to impress her but she would have none of them, but then supposedly a god of their people strolls into town and flirts with other girls, then she bats her pretty eyelashes at him and they marry.
And I'm sitting here thinking, "Solas is like Coyote in that he's a canine trickster. However, Coyote tricks an ordinary girl by pretending to be a god, while Solas is a god (most likely) who pretends to be a humble mortal. Coyote just did it for sport ("She won't marry anyone? Ha! I can get her to marry me!"), Solas fell in love for real. The industrious daughter only married him because she was vain and proud enough to think a prominent member of her people's pantheon chose her of all mortals, while Lavellan fell for Solas without knowing he is a prominent member of her people's pantheon."
It was a fun read.