To make up for my foosball digressions:
Dorian teaching the ways of Tevinter football:
Dorian: Now, Solas. Your job is to stand in front of the net and prevent the ball from getting anywhere near said net.
Solas: So, I must protect the net from the orb . . . I mean ball.
Dorian: Yes, you are the Keeper of Goals.
Inquisitor: Keeper, eh? That sounds awful Dalish-y.
Solas: (bitchy sigh)
Cullen: Why do I have to be on the "skins" side again? I mean, I understand Bull being "skins" all the time, but . . . Why do we even have a "skins" side? Can't we just wear team colors? I mean, really?
Dorian: Hush. It's the ancient Tevinter way.
Varric: You just want to marvel at the chest hair. It's ok. I understand.
Cassandra: Are we going to do a proper warm-up? Wait . . . Inquisitor . . . Bull . . . what are you doing?
(Inquisitor, Bull, and Sera running around the field with their arms akimbo. Sera slides on the grass.)
Dorian: They are practicing their goal celebrations, like they do. Rather prematurely, if I might add.
Bull: Bring it, mage!
Dorian: Before we begin, anyone want to place bets on if Sera can make it through without a red card? Anyone? Ok, not surprising.
Modifié par Giton, 21 février 2015 - 01:35 .