Who needs virgins when killing Imshael gives you Michel de Chevin anyways
hot, blond, good with a sword~ (he's the Abelas to Solas' Cullen except Cullen never breaks your heart so you can just have both)
Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes Michel de Chevin. He has oodles of problems, but so does everyone else in the setting, and if Anders is any indication, I'm willing to deal with oodles of problems if you're cute and blonde 
(Sorry, Cullen. My BFF's quizzy got to you first.)
Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes Michel de Chevin. He has oodles of problems, but so does everyone else in the setting, and if Anders is any indication, I'm willing to deal with oodles of problems if you're cute and blonde
(Sorry, Cullen. My BFF's quizzy got to you first.)
Where have you beeeeeeen~ someone who understands my weakness for cute, blonde, and tortured.
I feel so much better knowing that at worst, I waste my time writing smut, and that I have nothing on female bioware fans in level of obsession
It needed to be done. I have done the fandom a service. I wish I could take credit for designing and programming this undoubtedly extraordinarily accurate tool, but unfortunately I cannot.
Come to think of it, I believe it was my husband who showed this to me. He's a programmer, so I'll uh... I'll point to that to answer the many questions of how/why he came to find this gem.
That "Maker, nnooooooo!" remix may have assaulted my mind moments after I hit the post button. Sorry guys. We've reached a new low.
Edit: Here's a link to the main page, btw. For all your phallus-visualizing needs: http://en.inkei.net/The names, guys. The ****** names.
I feel so much better knowing that at worst, I waste my time writing smut, and that I have nothing on female bioware fans in level of obsession
I'd like to point out that you're also (presumably) not one of the male BioWare fans who were trying to figure out what Tali's sweat tastes like 
Where have you beeeeeeen~ someone who understands my weakness for cute, blonde, and tortured.
They don't have to be blonde..as long as they are cute and tortured..I'm jello.
Welcome to the Blanket Fort, infiltrator.
*cackles* WHAT? Haha, how am I an infiltrator? I don't know why, but I approve of this!
I'd like to point out that you're also (presumably) not one of the male BioWare fans who were trying to figure out what Tali's sweat tastes like
It helps that I've never romanced her I guess. lol
It needed to be done. I have done the fandom a service.
Of that we can be certain. I'll be using this in the future somehow, lol. The trolling potential is astounding.
Oh wow, Liz!! Those are gorgeous!! I'm really loving the Cassandra doll!!
will you ever release the out-of-shape solas doll?
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PAPER DOLLS. I DO WHAT I WANT.
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Beautiful. Cassandra is looking sexy I've got that other one with my name in it saved too lol. Your art style is really cool too, Saurus. 11/10
Where have you beeeeeeen~ someone who understands my weakness for cute, blonde, and tortured.
IRL I've got cute and blonde and perfectly functional In DA, Solas is the only exception.
I mean, I know that Cullen was ACTUALLY TORTURED but as far as LIs go...he didn't have creepy ritual sex with my BFF, try to kill me, emotionally blackmail me, or blow up a f***ing Chantry full of little old ladies. Dude's got to step it up a notch!
I'm not in gchat. You can hang out with me.
OKay 
Also, I like Cass's black boy-short semi-lacy undies. That is *so* her. I was like thiiiiis close to piping up on that matter when you asked the Colonel about it last night, suggesting black and somewhat cutesie. But then I was all /shy /vanish-poof! And that, as they say, was that.
PAPER DOLLS. I DO WHAT I WANT.
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Face Close-Ups!
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Eeee! They're all wonderful! But I have to say I really love the Cassandra doll!
Give me... an hour?
YAY! are we allowed to dress the paper dolls?
It needed to be done. I have done the fandom a service. I wish I could take credit for designing and programming this undoubtedly extraordinarily accurate tool, but unfortunately I cannot.
Come to think of it, I believe it was my husband who showed this to me. He's a programmer, so I'll uh... I'll point to that to answer the many questions of how/why he came to find this gem.
That "Maker, nnooooooo!" remix may have assaulted my mind moments after I hit the post button. Sorry guys. We've reached a new low.
Edit: Here's a link to the main page, btw. For all your phallus-visualizing needs: http://en.inkei.net/The names, guys. The ****** names.
I tried this and put in Anders' name.
The Black Poor Kitty.
I AM SO EXCITED.
Me too, liz. Me too.
Wonder no more, guys. Wonder no more.
NSFW (name-based virtual visualization of phalluses):
http://en.inkei.net/...enris!Blackwall
... I just remembered finding this
weirdthing ages ago and obviously it totally applies to this situation and oh god it's horrible, it's horrible, cannot look away, cannot breathe. Solas really does not come off well, here. But if Fen'Harel is used instead!... Uh. Still not great.
Edit: Link to main page where you can put in whatever names you want and laugh, laugh like a deranged lunatic, is http://en.inkei.net/
I tried inputing Alistair, Zevran, Sten, and Oghren. All I could say is, things are looking really bad for Alistair. 
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I tried inputing Alistair, Zevran, Sten, and Oghren. All I could say is, things are looking really bad for Alistair.
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Bahaha, that seems about right XD
SOOOO... RogueBait. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. We have dissolved in laughter over here.
All I can say is... Ironbull is totally compensating with both his weapons, horns, and name.
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