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[Meer]

YAAAAY!  

Indeed, yay!

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[RogueBait]

Stop posting so much awesome ****, guys. Catching up is hard.

 

What would your fear demons look like? Mine would be either giant cockroaches that could fly, or maggots like Cassandra. Hate those things.

 

Mine would be one of these things:

 

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Ggghhh. I've always known them as leatherjackets, but I've also heard them called crane flies, mosquito hawks, and in the UK, daddy-long-legs. **** them and their erratic, spindly-ness. I love rats, like snakes, can handle spiders (happen to think tarantulas are fascinating), and am generally okay with other bugs, but these guys can plz leave me alone forever.

 

My Lavellan's would probably be something somewhat intangible, like a plague or disease.

 

All you people sacrificing your Fenris romanced Hawkes...YOU ARE ALL MONSTERS!!


I recorded my dreams for 6 months. Went back and had a pretty good laugh at some of them that I thought were scary at the time.

Also I get a lot of sleep paralysis. Nope nope nope. Seen some pretty scary ****.

 

*raises hand* Monster, here! I sacrificed my Fenris-romanced Hawke in part so I could hug Varric, and in part because I never had strong feelings for Hawke one way or the other. Also, Alistair is a sweet little lost puppy, and how could I kill a puppy. I could not, is the answer. PUPPIES.

 

I kept a dream journal off and on for six years! It is so, so weird. I'd like to get back to it. And eugh, I've experienced sleep paralysis twice, and it was truly horrible. :c Sorry you experience it a lot.

 

Heeeeey ladies. Feast your eyes on my latest masterpiece.

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PS: I'm sorry I finished it before your nap ended, Liz.

 

Those slippers are particularly brilliant. (I want them!) And is that a nod to the wolf in sheep's clothing saying? ;3

[Rabbitonfire]

...I go to bed and what happens. Discussions about Blackwall, liz's awesomeness, penises, picarto and gchat. I should just resolve not to sleep anymore. Awesome things happen when I do.

 

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But I can't because I have a _{intern level} job now! I'm like a grown-up now! So exited!

Ugh,the nocturnal part I have down. resolving responsibilities first then d*cking around is what is killing me!

[RogueBait]

SOOOO... RogueBait. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. We have dissolved in laughter over here.

All I can say is... Ironbull is totally compensating with both his weapons, horns, and name.
 

 

O_O Whoever posted the link to this page first...YOU NEED THE MAKER!

 

Say no more; you're so welcome.

 

[Caddius]

Say no more; you're so welcome.

 

...We should put the program to the test.

Put Don Draper and Jon Hamm in there.

I won't do it because I'm a cherub-faced innocent. 

[Rabbitonfire]

@Rabbitonfire

Solas paperdoll behind the cut. With the cute little Fen'Harel wolf chasing the orb pattern on his smallclothes.

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Oh, there are so many things I could do. Thanks for sharing!

[RogueBait]

P.S. - Apologies to anyone who's been made uncomfortable by this ridiculousness! Certainly not my intent. I posted as an obviously tongue-in-cheek response to potential questions about these non-existent men's stuff, and hoped the comedic value of the fact that THIS THING EXISTS, WTF, coupled with the truly bizarre projections would be enjoyed.

 

I accept both your slow head shakes of disapproval and your hearty nods of agreement. The internet is a strange place, and I bask in it.

 

On topic:

 

Solas: Oh for--really?!

RogueBait: Look, it's a natural thing to be curious about!

Solas: For a twelve year old.

[Caddius]

P.S. - Apologies to anyone who's been made uncomfortable by this ridiculousness! Certainly not my intent. I posted as an obviously tongue-in-cheek response to potential questions about these non-existent men's stuff, and hoped the comedic value of the fact that THIS THING EXISTS, WTF, coupled with the truly bizarre projections would be enjoyed.

 

I accept both your slow head shakes of disapproval and your hearty nods of agreement. The internet is a strange place, and I bask in it.

 

On topic:

 

Solas: Oh for--really?!

RogueBait: Look, it's a natural thing to be curious about!

Solas: For a twelve year old.

The sheer indignity of being an 8000 year old god who walked the Fade like it was his own garden and was the elite of the elite of the most illustrious empire, and now a smelly man with a beard and a goofy elf are prodding him about his sex life.   

[Ajna]

What would your fear demons look like? Mine would be either giant cockroaches that could fly, or maggots like Cassandra. Hate those things.

 

In Cyprus, in August, your worst nightmare is a reality.  The cockroaches are giant there, and in August, they do indeed fly...

[Nelyafinwe]

I hate how the romance foe my Inqusitor ended with Solas, if you call it an ending; more like a **** off, you scare me because you're making me feel to many things that I shouldn't be feeling for one of your status. BTW Solas=Fenrir=Loki's child=Thedas is Loki's play ground.

[electricfish]

Anja, that is terrifying. Australia has the most venomous things that can kill you, but it does not have flying giant cockroaches. :|

 

My fear demon..probably wasps, or other misc. small biting bugs. It weird me out because they can so easily get lost in clothing if you don't flick them away properly.

[almasy87]

*wakes up rather early*
"Ok, let's check the Solas thread while I sip my tea"
"What? 25 pages? Come on..."


*gets to the penis talk*


Andraste's flaming sword.. It's too early for this stuff        
 

 

 

 

If there is an ancient elven herb for birth control, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

What, there is?

[laurelinvanyar]

*wakes up rather early*
"Ok, let's check the Solas thread while I sip my tea"
"What? 25 pages? Come on..."


*gets to the penis talk*


Andraste's flaming sword.. It's too early for this stuff        
 

 

 

 

 

What, there is?

Witherstalk.

[almasy87]

Witherstalk.

 

Oh wow.. Went to check the codex.. that is interesting

[electricfish]

Ugh, Solas. y u turn everything sad.

 

I tried to write a story with a twist humorous ending, but the whole thing just ended up having such a sad vibe.

The man needs less angst. He should let Cole help.

[Delphine]

Anyone who has played Oblivion knows that sometimes, unicorns just want to kill people. 

 

Or sometimes, Unicorns just want to guide you to the candy mountain, trap you there, and steal your kidney while you're unconscious.

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And to everybody who participated in the simulation convo :

 

 

By the way, my Solavellan are VERY compatible. Solas had 6 extasies, and my Lavellan 5. Boy, was that an entertaining thing to watch!

[Caddius]

Or sometimes, Unicorns just want to guide you to the candy mountain, trap you there, and steal your kidney while you're unconscious.

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And to everybody who participated in the simulation convo :

 

 

By the way, my Solavellan are VERY compatible. Solas had 6 extasies, and my Lavellan 5. Boy, was that an entertaining thing to watch!

I like how you do my Orlesian jokes for me.

[Delphine]

I like how you do my Orlesian jokes for me.

 

How is that Orlesian in particular, though?

[Caddius]

How is that Orlesian in particular, though?

Well, I'm afraid the French and their Orlesian cousins are infamous for their posting approving GIF's of people doing something like what I'm assuming is a sex simulation for a bald elf?

 I go for the low-hanging fruit of racial and national humor, I'll admit.

[Maria13]

@Rabbitonfire

Solas paperdoll behind the cut. With the cute little Fen'Harel wolf chasing the orb pattern on his smallclothes.

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I love the thong... thingy

[Vorathrad]

Hullo, if you want, there's a Beginner drawing group in BSN (link in my signature). We're mostly Cullenites but there are also non-Cullenites & it's really an open group. Please don't hesitate to join if ever you want, the goal's to make everyone progress & share tips etc. There are several intermediate level people that help around, or we mostly comment on each other's drawings

 

Like!!   I joined the group, I'll be able to post a finished art soon (not Cullen though) ^^

[procutemeister]

So I come back to this thread and I find that simulator... thing...

 

I had no idea what it was when I clicked the link. Thank god my laptop was on mute. 

 

But of course I input some characters of my own... for science.

[Avejajed]

*rubs eyes*

Good morning, what'd I miss?

Need. Coffee. And a poptart.