Oh sush, you're giving me ideas now. So... in the hypothetical world where I would actually write this thing, what would you like o see?
Lavellan in the middle? Dirty talk in elven? Magical sparklefingers?
Pretty much anything involving hot ancient elves. Hell, toss Felassan in there too 
Lavellan in the middle? Dirty talk in elven? Magical sparklefingers?
Pretty much anything involving hot ancient elves. Hell, toss Felassan in there too
I know very little of Felassan, so I doubt he'd appear... but now I can't stop thinking of threesome smut and it's all your fault! *grumbles and opens up a new document to start writing*
Pretty much anything involving hot ancient elves. Hell, toss Felassan in there too
YES. IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS YES.
Damnit, now I'm getting into this idea of Elven pantheon/harem. Except mine would also be open to women.
*snip*
Even if it might seem contradictory, I very much agree!
I am familiar with the term "social contract" (now that you have reminded me). Necessity/survival would probably override the despair of having one's faith taken away. However, no god would perhaps make people consider less peaceful social contracts to secure their survival. Being stripped of religious morality, more people might turn to survival of the fittest. Or regress to the natural state of being, if you will. Which, if practiced by a violent group, would be some kind of social contract as well, no? People turn to gangs all the time because they see no better way to survive.
Another problem I see is that money has come to replace the necessity for kindness. It has made us more independent than ever. I very much agree that basic human decency is probably not inherent goodness but a means of survival. Especially the weak/sick rely on kindness. They cannot contribute strength but something else that is useful. The limitations of our bodies demand cooperation. Philosophy (religion) introduced the idea of doing good out of kindness/altruism (I think, I actually have little theological knowledge I admit). That there is a right way to live that is a step above mere survival.
Of course one does not need religion to adopt altruism. But I'm wondering what kind of attitude to life people might adopt when confronted with evidence that there is no god (if that were possible)? Would they reject said morality? Would not much change because we still need this social contract/morality for survival? Is a social contract somewhat obsolete for people with a lot of money? Technically, money has replaced the necessity for families, even friends/allies. The only thing one needs is to comply to certain rules that come with making money. But money can be made in many ways. Unfortunately, the exploitation of the weak is an immense source of money. The strong have always had the advantage. Today weapons can replace physical strength.
So I guess what I'm actually worried about is a return to the right of the strongest. Especially in the face of "this life is all we get". Maybe not for good but temporarily, which would be disastrous for a lot of people regardless.
(Yes, I'm a pessimist about humanity, I'm sorry!)
PS: we totally do not need to continue this debate. I almost didn't reply. Sorry if the rest of the thread is getting annoyed.
Of all the elvish phrases, the fact that this is the only one I know the translation to should surprise... NO ONE. It's about as predictable as Solas making a mistake.
Like the one he's about to make when he sends Abelas after you to make sure you're alright. And sets you up for sexy ancient elvhen time. And that other time when he tells Falon'Din about Lavellan. Accidentally. Who then tells Dirthamen. Who then tells June. Who then tells whichever of the Forgotten Ones is male. And by then Lavellan has a pantheon's worth of male lovers but still her OTP. Babelas.
Lavellan: June, thanks for re-constructing the sexy ancient elvhen bathhouse.
June: I have now perfected my technique, learned from the experience of crafting my one, true pair of indestructible underwear.
Dirthamen: Ugh. They were boxers. Gross.
June: Shut-up, Dirthamen.
Dirthamen: Plaid-weave, June. Plaid. Weave. I'll say it again, gross.
Falon'Din: Did the slaves properly polish the marble floors with boar bristle brushes? Because . . .
Lavellan: We've been over this whole "slave" thing.
Falon'Din: Well did they at least procure Antivan ambrosial oil?
Lavellan: THAT, I made sure we had, for reasons. Many reasons . . .
Cullen: Sorry to interrupt, your . . . gathering. But apparently, I got a request to find the following materials: "a cask full of the tears of peasants," "a diamond-encrusted skull goblet," and "leather pants made from all the golden hallas left in existence." This is too much. I mean. . . Really.
Dirthamen: EEEWWW. A shem!
Abelas: It's ok, bros; I got this (applies strategic lipgloss)
Cullen: I'm confused, as usual. (Looks at Abelas . . . is strangely comforted by the hypnotic glow of his lips)
Abelas: Cullen, bro, we're going shopping.
Have any of you made a Lavellan that you intended to romance Solas with, but it's just weird to see them together? I made one so I could have a Solas-romancing Inquisitor with different decisions than my "canon" Inquisitor, but immediately after making her my brain decided that she was a lesbian that had an unrequited(/not acted upon) crush on my first Lavellan. :S When I got to the Fade!Haven scene I was probably making the face that Solas makes at tea because it was just... really weird to see.
and now i ship my Lavellans together and feel bad for my second one because the first one would be more into Solas/relatively uninterested in romance normally and the second one has a lot of feelings and is only interested in Solas in the universe where she's the Inquisitor because he's the kind of person she thinks the first one would like and why did i inflict lesbian drama on myself like this
Okay, so this one is an answer to challenge. Don't really like how it came out, but at some point it became a struggle, and I can't bear it anymoooree.
Crossover Tokyo Mew Mew Zakuro
I find it amusing that, just a few weeks ago, people were on this same thread calling Falon'Din a "jerk."
It just goes to show you; jerk or no, it's okay as long as you're fabulous.
I find it amusing that, just a few weeks ago, people were on this same thread calling Falon'Din a "jerk."
It just goes to show you; jerk or no, it's okay as long as you're fabulous.
I'll probably like him,if he turns out to be morally-ambiguous and shady but not your stereotypical chaotic villain...I hate those!
Have any of you made a Lavellan that you intended to romance Solas with, but it's just weird to see them together? I made one so I could have a Solas-romancing Inquisitor with different decisions than my "canon" Inquisitor, but immediately after making her my brain decided that she was a lesbian that had an unrequited(/not acted upon) crush on my first Lavellan. :S When I got to the Fade!Haven scene I was probably making the face that Solas makes at tea because it was just... really weird to see.
and now i ship my Lavellans together and feel bad for my second one because the first one would be more into Solas/relatively uninterested in romance normally and the second one has a lot of feelings and is only interested in Solas in the universe where she's the Inquisitor because he's the kind of person she thinks the first one would like and why did i inflict lesbian drama on myself like this
LOL 
Kind of... I realized that my FIRST Lavellan would actually be much better suited for a more cheerful guy like Dorian. So she's with Solas but secretly in love with Dorian. Poor thing...
Oh god if there is one thing I need in my life it is Felassan smut.
Whoever writes some Felassan smut I am your #1 fan slave forever.
So... are elven ears an erogenous zone? Inquiring minds want to know.
I doubt it, or getting an ichy ear would be really awkward.
Have any of you made a Lavellan that you intended to romance Solas with, but it's just weird to see them together? I made one so I could have a Solas-romancing Inquisitor with different decisions than my "canon" Inquisitor, but immediately after making her my brain decided that she was a lesbian that had an unrequited(/not acted upon) crush on my first Lavellan. :S When I got to the Fade!Haven scene I was probably making the face that Solas makes at tea because it was just... really weird to see.
and now i ship my Lavellans together and feel bad for my second one because the first one would be more into Solas/relatively uninterested in romance normally and the second one has a lot of feelings and is only interested in Solas in the universe where she's the Inquisitor because he's the kind of person she thinks the first one would like and why did i inflict lesbian drama on myself like this
Yes.
I thought she looked ok I'm not usually down with making my characters look gothic or emo I just wanted something a little different...but then when I saw her talking with Solas? Nope!
She isn't a lesbian like you said with yours but I just don't see her with anybody so I'm going to delete her and make another soon.
Doing the same thing except Lavellan/Abelas/Falon'Din. :x
It seems our ladies are a tad horny tonight. xD
Lavellan: June, thanks for re-constructing the sexy ancient elvhen bathhouse.
June: I have now perfected my technique, learned from the experience of crafting my one, true pair of indestructible underwear.
Dirthamen: Ugh. They were boxers. Gross.
June: Shut-up, Dirthamen.
Dirthamen: Plaid-weave, June. Plaid. Weave. I'll say it again, gross.
Falon'Din: Did the slaves properly polish the marble floors with boar bristle brushes? Because . . .
Lavellan: We've been over this whole "slave" thing.
Falon'Din: Well did they at least procure Antivan ambrosial oil?
Lavellan: THAT, I made sure we had, for reasons. Many reasons . . .
Cullen: Sorry to interrupt, your . . . gathering. But apparently, I got a request to find the following materials: "a cask full of the tears of peasants," "a diamond-encrusted skull goblet," and "leather pants made from all the golden hallas left in existence." This is too much. I mean. . . Really.
Dirthamen: EEEWWW. A shem!
Abelas: It's ok, bros; I got this (applies strategic lipgloss)
Cullen: I'm confused, as usual. (Looks at Abelas . . . is strangely comforted by the hypnotic glow of his lips)
Abelas: Cullen, bro, we're going shopping.
I love this but after our discussion about how June is the King of Mesh...i need him to be sitting in a corner. He can watch but he CANNOT participate.
Have any of you made a Lavellan that you intended to romance Solas with, but it's just weird to see them together? I made one so I could have a Solas-romancing Inquisitor with different decisions than my "canon" Inquisitor, but immediately after making her my brain decided that she was a lesbian that had an unrequited(/not acted upon) crush on my first Lavellan. :S When I got to the Fade!Haven scene I was probably making the face that Solas makes at tea because it was just... really weird to see.
and now i ship my Lavellans together and feel bad for my second one because the first one would be more into Solas/relatively uninterested in romance normally and the second one has a lot of feelings and is only interested in Solas in the universe where she's the Inquisitor because he's the kind of person she thinks the first one would like and why did i inflict lesbian drama on myself like this
I can't really see her as any other way than she is now. I have my canon Lavellan look and...yup. I'm pretty happy with it minus her forehead which I'll fix in the upcoming patch. So yeah, if I every do another Solas run, it'll just be the same chick.
Have any of you made a Lavellan that you intended to romance Solas with, but it's just weird to see them together? I made one so I could have a Solas-romancing Inquisitor with different decisions than my "canon" Inquisitor, but immediately after making her my brain decided that she was a lesbian that had an unrequited(/not acted upon) crush on my first Lavellan. :S When I got to the Fade!Haven scene I was probably making the face that Solas makes at tea because it was just... really weird to see.
and now i ship my Lavellans together and feel bad for my second one because the first one would be more into Solas/relatively uninterested in romance normally and the second one has a lot of feelings and is only interested in Solas in the universe where she's the Inquisitor because he's the kind of person she thinks the first one would like and why did i inflict lesbian drama on myself like this
My original Lavellan wasn't intended to romance Solas. She was going to be a lesbian and romance Sera or Josie.
That... didn't work out so well.
I did try having her flirt with Sera but it got to the point where I couldn't why Lavellan would be into someone who constantly belittled her religon and culture. And she had way more in common with Solas.
(which actually makes me want to ask an interesting question: who self inserts with their characters and who prefers RPing and seeing where the character takes them?)
I find it amusing that, just a few weeks ago, people were on this same thread calling Falon'Din a "jerk."
It just goes to show you; jerk or no, it's okay as long as you're fabulous.
I'm a simple girl with simple needs.
Those needs just happen in involve the fully-fanged, powerful, dark elvhen lord of my vhenan. And imagining him in various states of undress. And glitter. And a bath house to house my harem the pantheon.
And a recent development: Lavellan putting to use advice from the best book ever: "The Many and Varied uses of Antivan Ambrosial Oil as Recommended by Zevran".
And Falon'Din's hair (as imagined by nikki-tikki).
And leather pants. Silk restraints.
As I said, I'm a simple girl.
I find it amusing that, just a few weeks ago, people were on this same thread calling Falon'Din a "jerk."
It just goes to show you; jerk or no, it's okay as long as you're fabulous.
*cough*
That was me. I had a list of reasons why I didn't like him. 'He's a jerk' featured several times.
I still think he's a jerk, and I still don't like him.
Pretty much same. It was going to be either Sera or Cullen, I couldn't decide, but then flirt options for Solas cropped up and I was like, "What? Really?... Okay, let's see wotcha got," and after that I was hooked. Boy, was I surprised when the two romancable elves in game turned out to be a bit hostile towards the Dalish at the start, though. ;_;
I love this but after our discussion about how June is the King of Mesh...i need him to be sitting in a corner. He can watch but he CANNOT participate.
Meanwhile, Cullen is like: "MAKER NO!! NOT AGAIN!!"
Solas high fives June in the corner.
(and the creeper June .gif is born as a companion to creeper Solas).
I can not even vocalize to you how bored as **** I am.
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