Why am I so in love with him? I have so many many DIRRRRRTY thoughts about LavellanxFalon'DinxDirthamen. They are so beautiful.
I asked myself the same thing. Just accept it. It makes everything better.
Why am I so in love with him? I have so many many DIRRRRRTY thoughts about LavellanxFalon'DinxDirthamen. They are so beautiful.
I asked myself the same thing. Just accept it. It makes everything better.
Young Solas can share his fascinating theories on Marxism by spreading his dick among the people, so everyone gets an equal share.
There's nothing so alluring,
Nothing quite so... chic
As the heady combination
Of politics and... DICK
Yay!
This is basically me:
Well, then, let's hug, my friend.

Although if my cat gifs are too much to handle for you, know that I have some adorable Shiba Inu gifs under my paws as well.
OUT OF LIKES. But giiiiirl when you ready, let's draw some glitterotica.
I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD SAVE THE DIRTY STUFF FOR 5PM AND LATER PLZ.
I'll be home around 6ish hopefully...then MOAR DIRTY GLITTERY THINGZZ
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MORE FALON'DIN FOR EVERYONE OKAY
Spoiler
It was like 4am when I made this so...forgive me.
YES.
Falon'Din, our sex-meyham-glitter-lord:

SO READY.
Aw, if I can't sleep I might join you guys. But.. job... responsibilities...
I want to see the things you make from this dirty evening!
I've RARELY (if ever) met someone who could bounce both of those courts, but hell, if it's possible, then sure? I just really don't see him as the sexual beast people do. Doesn't mean I don't think he's got a sex drive (definitely NOT on the asexual Solas team - we banged and it was dirty. I bent HIM over. And he liked it.). I just think he might have placed mental and political pursuits above hedonism.
*wheeze* Omg Liz.
*dying*
Have a heart. ![]()
I've been thinking today that young Fen'Harel been grossly misrepresented. I think he was a rebel to be sure, but his deep intellectualism has me thinking he was more of a 19-year-old-straight-out-of-1st-semester-of-poly-sci-Marxist than a young man dripping in sexual prowess and finger-gunning random elvhen babes into ecstasy when he walked into the room. That's simply not his personality.
He was an idealistic risk taker who had ideas about how the world should be, uncompromising in how he thought the world should function, and pointedly went about achieving that future without much thought as to the fallout of those decisions. Political/ philosophical radical, cocky in his intellectual superiority.
Not the vain sexual predator fanfiction seems insistent on pushing on him. That's far more Falon'Din's domain than just about anyone else's at this point.
I'll admit the first one is closer to how I see him than the second one, but I'm not so sure.
Solas himself admits that when he was young he was cocky, hot-blooded, and always eager for a fight. I don't really think you get that full of yourself unless you're sexy and you know it, or that eager to jump into fights without also being eager to jump into... you know. I imagine he was something of a young James Potter (with a dash of one of those greaser boys from an S. E. Hinton). That on some level he thought just because he was effortlessly brilliant in school, great at
sportsfighting, popular among his peers, and able to talk circles around people in debates meant his ideas were legitimately the best. Until he actually put them into practice, and had to deal with the bone-crushing consequences.
That's probably just me though.
I agree with both of these, oddly. xD It depends on what mood I'm in.
Question for you guys (that you've probably discussed a million times): Do you think Solas knows why you can close rifts?
Now I've only beaten the game once, and I can't remember if this is revealed at the end, so if it is, don't tell me because I want to experience it again, especially with my current Solavellan playthrough ![]()
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Abelas indeed.
That is glorious. *drools*
Ugh. Let's do it. Now i want blighted tenebrium going to pound town falon'din and dirthamen. LET'S DOOOO ITTTT.
When I picture Falon'Din, I picture blighted glittterotica glory. When I picture Dirthamen, I get...a bear. A sad bear following Falon'Din around making the sad bear face. So yeah. That kind of kills any potential lady-boner ![]()
Andruil, on the other hand ![]()
Question for you guys (that you've probably discussed a million times): Do you think Solas knows why you can close rifts?
Now I've only beaten the game once, and I can't remember if this is revealed at the end, so if it is, don't tell me because I want to experience it again, especially with my current Solavellan playthrough
It's not. Solas actually doesn't tell you - the spirit of Justinia does. The mark is like a key, able to "open" and "close" doors(rifts) into the Fade. Though he probably knew that's what it was. I think if he reveals too much knowledge about the mark, he would be highly suspect. I also think he doesn't fully understand what it's doing because - from what I gather - he thinks the mark should have killed you(and Corypheus). Since it doesn't, he's kind of flying blind.
Question for you guys (that you've probably discussed a million times): Do you think Solas knows why you can close rifts?
Now I've only beaten the game once, and I can't remember if this is revealed at the end, so if it is, don't tell me because I want to experience it again, especially with my current Solavellan playthrough
Well, your power comes form his orb. But Coryfish is the one who made the anchor. So, yes and no.
I WISH YOU GUYS WOULD SAVE THE DIRTY STUFF FOR 5PM AND LATER PLZ.
It's never too early for the dirty stuff.
Well, then, let's hug, my friend.
Although if my cat gifs are too much to handle for you, know that I have some adorable Shiba Inu gifs under my paws as well.
On it.

Fffff. Cute animal gifs are my kryptonite.
Edit: When I was looking for gifs of cats hugging, I stumbled upon a picture of cats humping. Huh. Thanks, internet.
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It's never too early for the dirty stuff.
On it.
Fffff. Cute animal gifs are my kryptonite.
Edit: When I was looking for gifs of cats hugging, I stumbled upon a picture of cats humping. Huh. Thanks, internet.
I guess humping is kind of like hugging...
When I picture Falon'Din, I picture blighted glittterotica glory. When I picture Dirthamen, I get...a bear. A sad bear following Falon'Din around making the sad bear face. So yeah. That kind of kills any potential lady-boner
Andruil, on the other hand
What kind of bear are you referring to????
It's not. Solas actually doesn't tell you - the spirit of Justinia does. The mark is like a key, able to "open" and "close" doors(rifts) into the Fade. Though he probably knew that's what it was. I think if he reveals too much knowledge about the mark, he would be highly suspect. I also think he doesn't fully understand what it's doing because - from what I gather - he thinks the mark should have killed you(and Corypheus). Since it doesn't, he's kind of flying blind.
Well, your power comes form his orb. But Coryfish is the one who made the anchor. So, yes and no.
The forum doesn't want to register my likes, so thanks for y'all's responses ^^ I was kind of guessing in that direction, yeah. I just wondered how much he had to "pretend" he didn't know. I wonder how sincere he was about trying to help you while you were unconscious, or trying to figure out how to close the Breach. Once you show up and meet him for the first time, he appears to know exactly what to do... he grabs your hand immediately and closes the Rift.
It's just, as I'm romancing him, and having played through the Fade scene a zillion times b/c I was having computer problems and mod problems lol it seems sometimes like he's a little embarrassed because he may have been indifferent to you and what you suffered, and may have held some stuff back (and may still hold some stuff back), but now he's falling for you, and that's very awkward for him.
Is it at least a polar bear? A sparkly polar bear dusted with white glitter like the purest snow? Because that might work...When I picture Falon'Din, I picture blighted glittterotica glory. When I picture Dirthamen, I get...a bear. A sad bear following Falon'Din around making the sad bear face. So yeah. That kind of kills any potential lady-boner
Andruil, on the other hand
What kind of bear are you referring to????
The quadruped mammal?

Why, what kind of bear are you referring to? ![]()
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I guess humping is kind of like hugging...
One can certainly lead to the other. *waggles brows like a creep*
*I'd <insert either one of those verbs> the hell out of Solas.
*By I, I mean my Lavellan**
**Actually I don't
One can certainly lead to the other. *waggles brows like a creep*
*I'd <insert either one of those verbs> the hell out of Solas.
*By I, I mean my Lavellan**
**Actually I don't
Humping is just hugging for your genitals.
And yeah I'd do either to Solas.
Ok, so I got asked for Elven insults!
The wiki has a few that are pretty good:
elvhen'alas= dirt elves
len'alas lath'din= dirty child no one loves
Like....ouch!!!
Here are some of my own:
durgen'elgar= stubborn
tel'elvarel= lazy
tel'eth= dangerous
dirth'din= stupid or foolish
tel'halani= unhelpful
isala inan= figuratively (or literally) blind
these are pretty mild as insults go. I was hoping for a "F*ck you, a**hole!" kind of expletive, but the words we have don't really lend themselves to making them.