Don't drink much but when I do, it's coke and jack daniels preferably. But usually my preference is whatever is free. Even that ratpiss Bud light is bearable when it's not coming out of your pocket.
Love Jack n coke. I really don't like beer but give me a Jack n coke..I'll take that...or just a shot of whiskey lol! 
I'm still alive, I'm so sorry thread, my nextdoor neighbors think they're House 1 when they're House 2 (essentially) and their mixup has caused my internet to be cancelled for the last 3 weeks (ongoing situation, can't get new connection til xyz stuff is done by the company blabla).
Hope you're all ok 
*gasps*
Sooo happy you are alright. I hope you get all that situated and can't wait for you to hang around more. 
Those pants are distracting. Cannot tear eyes away from crotch bulge. No matter the depth of understanding that there is nothing beneath but Ken-doll polygons.
That's why I posted it lol
Ok, so I got asked for Elven insults!
The wiki has a few that are pretty good:
elvhen'alas= dirt elves
len'alas lath'din= dirty child no one loves
Like....ouch!!!
Here are some of my own:
durgen'elgar= stubborn
tel'elvarel= lazy
tel'eth= dangerous
dirth'din= stupid or foolish
tel'halani= unhelpful
isala inan= figuratively (or literally) blind
these are pretty mild as insults go. I was hoping for a "F*ck you, a**hole!" kind of expletive, but the words we have don't really lend themselves to making them.
Isn't Fen'Hedis or something like that..that Fenris says in DA2 a bad word?