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[Rabbitonfire]

 

[In before I am banned for introducing dinosaur erotica. Just as god intended.] 

HEY! Support the writer, BRAH.

 

Here is where you can buy the book:

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00O9A9J4A#

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Rabbitonfire]

Art of Solas and Lavellan dancing. 

 

http://the-zombie-ca...Halla-518318661

When will the wolf eat the halla? Where is the discovery channel violence? Is this not taking place at the exalted plains?

[Mims]

HEY! Support the writer, BRAH.

 

Here is where you can buy the book:

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00O9A9J4A#

 

To be fair, she is a notorious art thief. BUT YES. You too can own dinosaur erotica. She is a prolific writer. 

 

Some of the comments on her books are even better than the book itself. I hope she is rich. If you have to be rich, being known as the dinosaur erotica lady is the way to do it. 

[NightSymphony]

Only 99cents for that book..I am a little tempted...

[Delphine]

Ouh, I need to ask you about the cards. How are they? Decent quality? Are they worth getting? Do ALL of them have the in-game tarot artwork on them? I heard only the ace/king/queen/jack of the Mass Effect cards had artwork on them. What a cheat!

I'm still debating whether or not to order two card decks from the Bioware shop. Since you also bought a shirt, you probably can't tell me how much the shipping for the cards to Europe is... you can calculate the shipping costs before placing the order. Do you know if that's reliable? Wouldn't want to end up paying twice as much as what the estimated shipping was... hmmmmm.

 

 

I think they're worth getting, yeah. Packaging is in gold a white, so classy, and yes, they all have in-game artwork on them. The only downside, as a Solas fan, is that there are NO cards with either 3 Solas tarot art, which is a bummer to me on that part. Nonetheless, so many great artworks displayed, and the texture of the paper is so unique and nice, overall I think it's a great product, they really managed to create a beautiful object there.
The shipping fee, since it was bought from the Bioware NA Shop, was of 20$. So that sucks, yeah.

 

Just ignore it.  Or draw your own fluffy art.     This is the internet folks - grow a pair or perish.

 

Or also use the ignore function. If what some people posts displease you, then block them, simple as that.
I'd never use the report function in 15 years of inhabiting the Internet. Never have, never will, I'm more of a confrontational person, and deal with people mano a mano.

 

You know, I would like to know what is considered too scandalous, where is that line? Because GRANDMA PANTIES should not be on the list of censorious infractions. Call me a wild and crazy girl, but I don't know.

 

The line can vary SO MUCH depending on the person, their education and culture.

I mean, I live in a country where I'm used to see women's nipples in shower commercials. I find it normal and not sexual. Most posters here come from the US, notoriously known for going batsh*t crazy over a simple nipslip during a Super Bowl. I personally think that claiming nudity = sexuality is profoundly unhealthy, but welp, this is what most people think nowadays.

 

So yeah, grandma panties, totally scandalous, jeez.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Mims]

99 cents is a fine price for your dignity.

[Giton]

I am so proud of this post. IT is a magical, horned pegasus flying through the night sky of censorship with the glint of Solas' (on topic!!!) bald head as its guide forward. To the west! Where (on topic) Solas went!

The cover art does evoke the Western Approach.

[Rabbitonfire]

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00O9A9J4A#

 

Lavellan: Solas, what big eyes you have!

Raptor Solas: (Jerks head back and forth, kind of like a chicken, but more primal. Like a PRIMAL CHICKEN!)

Lavellan: Oh! (Hides smile behind behind hands. Looks demurely at the ground.) What nice, shiny skin you have! 

Raptor Solas: (cocks head to the side. Also, like a chicken, but you know, more feral-like. Like a feral, wolf-chicken, oh wait, a sexy, feral, wolf-chicken. He claws at the ground with his muscular limbs, his dewclaw shining in the moonlight.)

Lavellan: What strong claws you have! (Takes one of his claws into her hand, well actually just finger. So she holds onto of his three, formidable, curved claws and sighs.)

Raptor Solas: SCREEEEEEEECH! (He holds back his head and lets out a bone-shaking roar; his white, serrated teeth glittering. The sound penetrates into Lavellan's very soul--her very being. His roar may have sounded inarticulate to others, but all her heard was, "VHENAAAAAAAN!")

 

The Most Theme Appropriate TOP Solas.

NSFW

TW: Raptors, Hirsute Men, Shapeshifting

 

-snip-

Here's a slower version of the raptor solas:

 

[Mims]

EDIT: I might have to buy this and have @Meer read it outloud.

 

Don't forget the classics!

[Rabbitonfire]

 

Or also use the ignore function. If what some people posts displease you, then block them, simple as that.
I'd never use the report function in 15 years of inhabiting the Internet. Never have, never will, I'm more of a confrontational person, and deal with people mano a mano.

 

This! PSA! 

 

Spoiler

don't google, it means Public Service announcement, not Prostate specific antigen.

[drake2511]

Don't forget the classics!

 

I want to know who created the covers. I want to hug them. Mad photoshop skills there.

[BoscoBread]

To be fair, she is a notorious art thief. BUT YES. You too can own dinosaur erotica. She is a prolific writer. 

 

Some of the comments on her books are even better than the book itself. I hope she is rich. If you have to be rich, being known as the dinosaur erotica lady is the way to do it. 

It's actually a 'they'  two accountant friends turned writers. They made like 150k last year off those books.  I AM DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

[SleepyBird]

Hey all, I know I'm not a frequent poster here, but in the middle of all this drama, I just want to say how much I love all the art and humor and theorycraftng you guys do, and even though I don't have the time to visit every day or post as often as I'd like, I think you are all amazing. Your art is always inspiring and sometimes hilarious, and I really hope a few angry downers don't dampen anyone's enthusiasm. Shine on you crazy sparkly glittery wonderful diamonds!!!

 

 

Aaaanyway, I also come with a question for you all!

 

When I loaded my super completionist, did-every-quest, befriended-every-companion (except Sera, gah, hate her with the passion of a thousand fiery suns), playthrough to the Keep, here is what I got:

 

 

So, while it's hilariously appropriate that "Not friends with Sera" was the ONE thing it got, I want to see what I'm missing. Did any of you guys get more companion tiles? I'd really love to see what they look like, especially the Solas romance tiles!

[Uirebhiril]

Has anyone gotten the Keep Inquisition tiles to work properly for them? I was able to select just about everything that I've unlocked, eventually, but there is nothing available for me in the section beneath "Exploring Thedas." I thought I saw somewhere that it was for "Operations," but is it? If so, I damn well did all of them on this run, if we're talking about repairing bridges or sucking gas away from the Western Approach type stuff.

 

The completionist in me is twitching so hard right now.

[Mims]

It's actually a 'they'  two accountant friends turned writers. They made like 150k last year off those books.  I AM DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

 

God damnit. So am I. 

 

I want to know who created the covers. I want to hug them. Mad photoshop skills there.

 

I know, the covers are part of the package. Originally a lot of them had stolen artwork from deviantart and other sources, but since they have mostly been relreased with freeuse CGI models and stock footage. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

Well said, Liz.

Thanks, girl. Let's show the thread a whole new world. With a hundred thousand new things to say and see. We could go anywhere, we have time to share, so let us craft this whole new world to be. A thrilling chase! A wondrous place, for you annnd me.

[MaidenM]

It's actually a 'they'  two accountant friends turned writers. They made like 150k last year off those books.  I AM DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

 

Clearly what we should do is unite to write smutty fiction. Dinosaurs are apparently taken (hur hur). How about sexy plants? The first book: Caught by the "Venus" fly-trap.

[drake2511]

snippity

 

The keep is obviously punishing you 'cause Sera's an adorable little thing.

 

I think it's still a little buggy, I have some hidden tiles of things I'm sure I did in game, too :/

[CapricornSun]

Sorry for the multiple quotes guys... Being out of likes is a pain, especially when people keep posting awesome stuff.

 

Lavellan: Solas, what big eyes you have!

Raptor Solas: (Jerks head back and forth, kind of like a chicken, but more primal. Like a PRIMAL CHICKEN!)

Lavellan: Oh! (Hides smile behind behind hands. Looks demurely at the ground.) What nice, shiny skin you have! 

Raptor Solas: (cocks head to the side. Also, like a chicken, but you know, more feral-like. Like a feral, wolf-chicken, oh wait, a sexy, feral, wolf-chicken. He claws at the ground with his muscular limbs, his dewclaw shining in the moonlight.)

Lavellan: What strong claws you have! (Takes one of his claws into her hand, well actually just finger. So she holds onto of his three, formidable, curved claws and sighs.)

Raptor Solas: SCREEEEEEEECH! (He holds back his head and lets out a bone-shaking roar; his white, serrated teeth glittering. The sound penetrates into Lavellan's very soul--her very being. His roar may have sounded inarticulate to others, but all her heard was, "VHENAAAAAAAN!")

 

The Most Theme Appropriate TOP Solas.

NSFW

TW: Raptors, Hirsute Men, Shapeshifting

 

Spoiler

 

 

Source: It dropped from the heavens.

 

 

I lol'd. And velociraptor!Solas is one of the best things to grace this thread ever. xD

 

In case you missed the glory that is Tali sweat BSN meme.

 

Weekes was amazing during that time period, as he came up with the tastes of the sweats of various other characters in response once it had gone viral. 

 

Omigosh, this is quite amazing. And surreal. xD

 

You're right we do. And that's honestly why we are as upset as you are that the censorship of both last night and the past THREE WEEKS has been a thing. Part of "being nice" and "being chill" is accepting varieties of opinion, being able to take a joke, and letting stuff that doesn't interest you roll right off your shoulders. Not getting offended, demanding that only your ball is recess appropriate, and all others unfit for even discussion or viewing.

We're still here. You know why? Because we actually care about this thread. Enough to voice our disappointment and desire for change into something more accepting, open, and yes, as you said "nice" and "chill." The atmosphere of the past three weeks had been downright hostile and passive agressive.

I, as well as many others, want that to change into something positive where we can post what we want safely without warnings, moderation, and censorship. The vice grip this drive-by, vengeful reporter has had on this thread has led to nothing but escalation and purposeful shaming. We want that to stop and do what adults do - utilize the scroll button when things don't froth your cappuccino.

 

Why you so awesome Liz?

 

 

[In before I am banned for introducing dinosaur erotica. Just as god intended.] 

 

Dinosaur erotica?! 

 

Art of Solas and Lavellan dancing. 

 

http://the-zombie-ca...Halla-518318661

 

Pretty! (Liked )

 

HEY! Support the writer, BRAH.

 

Here is where you can buy the book:

http://www.amazon.co.../dp/B00O9A9J4A#

 

Eep! So this is an actual book? I don't know what to think anymore...

[Mims]

 

So, while it's hilariously appropriate that "Not friends with Sera" was the ONE thing it got, I want to see what I'm missing. Did any of you guys get more companion tiles? I'd really love to see what they look like, especially the Solas romance tiles!

 

This is basically like what my keep looks like. I only can see one title, and its also about Sera- but not that one. Very bizarre. I'm guessing the whole system is a bit glitchy. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[dragondreamer]

Hey all, I know I'm not a frequent poster here, but in the middle of all this drama, I just want to say how much I love all the art and humor and theorycraftng you guys do, and even though I don't have the time to visit every day or post as often as I'd like, I think you are all amazing. Your art is always inspiring and sometimes hilarious, and I really hope a few angry downers don't dampen anyone's enthusiasm. Shine on you crazy sparkly glittery wonderful diamonds!!!

 

 

Aaaanyway, I also come with a question for you all!

 

When I loaded my super completionist, did-every-quest, befriended-every-companion (except Sera, gah, hate her with the passion of a thousand fiery suns), playthrough to the Keep, here is what I got:

Spoiler

 

So, while it's hilariously appropriate that "Not friends with Sera" was the ONE thing it got, I want to see what I'm missing. Did any of you guys get more companion tiles? I'd really love to see what they look like, especially the Solas romance tiles!

 

I checked the Keep a little earlier, and mine is kinda scattershot.  Most of the plot tiles are there, but there's a bunch of random missing.  One of my (deleted) old Inquisitors is the only one who appears under the custom list.  I'm not sure how operational the whole thing is yet.  Sometimes even the old profiles were slow to update, so I'm just waiting.

[Ajna]

Has anyone gotten the Keep Inquisition tiles to work properly for them? I was able to select just about everything that I've unlocked, eventually, but there is nothing available for me in the section beneath "Exploring Thedas." I thought I saw somewhere that it was for "Operations," but is it? If so, I damn well did all of them on this run, if we're talking about repairing bridges or sucking gas away from the Western Approach type stuff.

The completionist in me is twitching so hard right now.

I'm having this problem too uire, no idea why but glad it's not just me .