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[Armdin]

I warned you 

Life is painful...

 

You did, although I don't think any amount of warning could have prepared me.

[Sable Rhapsody]

20/10 would date again, and again, and again, and again...

Seriously though, Garrus is the best. I would fight anyone shirtless who said otherwise.

 

I will never pass up an opportunity to pimp the turian glory that is Garrus "Turian Batman" Vakarian.

[Delphine]

If you restore Fairbanks to nobility, you get a war table mission. If you choose to use Josephine for it, she basically makes Fairbanks into a romance novel character to appeal to Orlesian female nobility. 

 

Damn, I always give him the documents because I believe he has a right on his own privacy, and I shouldn't push anything on him, but that makes me wanna try to restore him to nobility, now!

[Cee]

Welp, I think I timed my trip to the gym perfectly. Time to work out until that image is scrubbed from my mind forever. 

 

Cole please remove the pain that is that image searing our brains.

[Armdin]

I will never pass up an opportunity to pimp the turian glory that is Garrus "Turian Batman" Vakarian.

 

Poor dude needs it! He got a good kick in the nadgers in ME2!

[Cee]

20/10 would date again, and again, and again, and again...

Seriously though, Garrus is the best. I would fight anyone shirtless who said otherwise.

 

I seem to have a thing for the soft-spoken nerdy types.

 

[laurelinvanyar]

How about a pixel husbando that's a (spoiled for swears)

Spoiler

source: http://fuckyeahmasseffect.soup.io/

 

YAAAAASSSSSS!!! How could I forget my one stable gaming relationship! Space Batman

 

Once you go Turian.....humans smell like durians???? IDK I'm bad at rhyming. 

[RogueBait]

Absolutely normal for places to be breakfast/lunch cafes in the daytime and bars at night.

 

Sometimes I goto these places with kids I babysit and completely forgotten they have different menus but I go with it and order them burgers while surrounded by white-collared drunk people.

 

Good to know! I never go outside, so... *peers through blinds, hisses at strangers*

 

Is she kidding? Is she serious? (Kidding, don't worry. Not quite that deranged yet. Give it time.)

 

Yep. If you want the character to be young and inexperienced, you can. If you want her to be older, or experienced, or otherwise have had a life before ending up the hero of the tale, you can do that too. She isn't there to be a silly girl who has no idea how the world works, or a damsel in need of rescuing, or the reward for the hero who saves her or the world. She can be her own damn person and there's no shame against her for being so. Sexually or otherwise. It's refreshing.

 

This! It is so nice not being pigeonholed into playing a character that's unaligned with what you wish them to be--especially a female character. I am all for experienced and capable Lavellan, personally, and it's glorious being able to play as such.

 

And dalish are boring.

 

[vierrae]

And that's why nobody loves the Architect, poor thing. He's so lonely, he needs hugs!

[Rabbitonfire]

Then this is for you. Very, very NSFW

http://40.media.tumb...i03oo3_1280.png

As someone who has ventured on bad dragon forums, meh. I was only horrified for like, 2 seconds.

 

Oh my

Why are you here and not boiling eggs with the fandom tea blend like the instructions intended? I want a review on that. If not hard boiled, benedict it.

[Armdin]

I seem to have a thing for the soft-spoken nerdy types.

Spoiler

 

I would, but she ditches me in ME2 to play secretary (or assassin, whatevs).

Now Garrus, on the other hand, always come back.

 

Spoiler

 

YAAAAASSSSSS!!! How could I forget my one stable gaming relationship! Space Batman

 

Once you go Turian.....humans smell like durians???? IDK I'm bad at rhyming. 

 

That gif is so tacky it's glorious.

[Dark_Rogue]

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YAAAAASSSSSS!!! How could I forget my one stable gaming relationship! Space Batman

 

Once you go Turian.....humans smell like durians???? IDK I'm bad at rhyming. 

 

"Once you go turian, you can't go back-a-gain!"

 

I'll see myself out.

[BoscoBread]

As someone who has ventured on bad dragon forums, meh. I was only horrified for like, 2 seconds.

 

Why are you here and not boiling eggs with the fandom tea blend like the instructions intended? I want a review on that. If not hard boiled, benedict it.

I'm surprised you were horrified at all.  I - personally - was not horrified. I laughed. 

[nikki-tikki]

Actually I just finished Was in the middle then, but it was still a good (depressing) read *glare* Hope some of that dlc luvin comes our way too as far as clearing things up with LI's in the end. What's coming up in your next ones?

 

It was gunna be Cassandra/Divine Victoria (blehhhhh) wondering if she made the right decision, since the chantry is never open to change. she feels more like she is being ruled by the chantry than the chantry is being ruled by her. BUT i know nothing about the chantry, so i'll have to look up some stuff before i do. 

 

She keeps her ears open for news of the inquisition at all times. 

[RogueBait]

Then this is for you. Very, very NSFW

http://40.media.tumb...i03oo3_1280.png

And that's why nobody loves the Architect, poor thing. He's so lonely, he needs penicillin!

 

Dude needs to get to a clinic, stat.

[Giton]

This is me. I don't even know who I'm shipping anymore. There was the Solas Hellspiral. And then the Samson Hellspiral. And then the Fairbae semi-Hellspiral. And now I'm in the 9th circle of hellspiral with the Corypheus/Architect pre-blight magister hellspiral. 

 

HALP!

 

Come to the dark-side:

 

Spoiler

 

Source: http://ultra-trashca...spawn-courtship

 

[BoscoBread]

Come to the dark-side:

 

Spoiler

 

Source: http://ultra-trashca...spawn-courtship

 

This is ALL WRONG.   DISGUSTING. ALL WRONG. I REJECT THIS.

 

Architect is supposed to be leading. He's all soft spoken and dominant and Cory is so in lurv that he'll do just about anything for his bae.

[laurelinvanyar]

Come to the dark-side:

 

Spoiler

 

Source: http://ultra-trashca...spawn-courtship

 

Too late, I'm already there with you.

Spoiler

[RogueBait]

Come to the dark-side:

 

Spoiler

 

Source: http://ultra-trashca...spawn-courtship

 

 

I'm really scared that this is striking me as super cute. 

[Cee]

I would, but she ditches me in ME2 to play secretary (or assassin, whatevs).

Now Garrus, on the other hand, always come back.

 

 

She was trying to help.  She did help, is indirectly responsible for the whole being alive thing and caught a lot of trouble for it. I forgive her. And Lair of the Shadow Broker helped.

 

I want something like that for Solas. Ha. Solavellan go on an adventure together, take on a couple of huge threats, talk about their relationship at the end and then work things out, make out, get to bed....

 

  It won't happen but a girl can dream.

[Giton]

This is ALL WRONG.   DISGUSTING. ALL WRONG. I REJECT THIS.

 

Architect is supposed to be leading. He's all soft spoken and dominant and Cory is so in lurv that he'll do just about anything for his bae.

It could still work. Cory is all too enthusiastic, pressing his face against Archy's because he wants his touch SO BAD. And Archy is handling Cory rather cooly and elegantly, knowing he will reign in the other's enthusiasm later. In the bedroom. With actual reigns. 

[BoscoBread]

I'm really scared that this is striking me as super cute. 

It's not.  Pre-blight it's dark, sexy and incredibly sad.  They cling to eachother, desperate to drown out the silence of their temples.  Their gods having long gone quiet.

[Rabbitonfire]

I'm starting to get on this corytheus/architect ship. I wonder what they looked like pre-blighted.

[Giton]

It's not.  Pre-blight it's dark, sexy and incredibly sad.  They cling to eachother, desperate to drown out the silence of their temples.  Their gods having long gone quiet.

Also black marble altars, hot Tevinter men in Tevinter fashion, eyeliner, temple pools, incense, the desert heat, torch light. More eyeliner.

[Giton]

I'm starting to get on this corytheus/architect ship. I wonder what they looked like pre-blighted.

Corypheus aka the picture where I was like, "Oh, no. I'm feeling things.":

 

Spoiler

 

 

source: http://ultra-trashca...drew-some-stuff