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[RogueBait]

Everyone has D busts, it makes me sad 

 

<snip>

 

What? Why feel sad? Besides, I'd hardly say everyone has chimed in. Embrace your boobies; literally or figuratively, both is good. They're technically just flesh bags for feeding human spawn, anyway. And if it really concerns you, remind yourself of this glorious fact: Solas is an ass man.

 

Edit: Meant to add, the shirts seem to fit large, so you might want to order a size down, depending on what kind of fit you like. I ordered a small and it's bigger than I prefer my t-shirts, in general. Fits more like a boy's t-shirt on me (even though I ordered the women's cut), but I do prefer a fairly snug t-shirt that hugs the waist. But it's good quality and I still love it.

 

But Adaar? She's climbing Mount Evariste Lemarque aka Fairbanks straight to the summit. So fast. So hard. Right now.

I'm an inconstant mistress - if you want my fidelity you have to keep my interest. And you know, stick around to continue to pique my interest. Or else I am gone. Down the river. With new... exciting fish that take my breath away.

NSFW: Fish trigger.

Spoiler

 

Whoa. I don't know wtf just happened in my brain, but I read the above bold sentence as "on an incontinent mattress". Like, as a continuation of your previous sentence. And instantly imagined some sort of heavy duty, plastic-coated mattress for Adaar and Fairbanks to roll around on while indulging in questionable bedroom games. Hold me.

 

Also loling at that fish pic.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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Whoa. I don't know wtf just happened in my brain, but I read the above bold sentence as "on an incontinent mattress". Like, as a continuation of your previous sentence. And instantly imagined some sort of heavy duty, plastic-coated mattress for Adaar and Fairbanks to roll around on while indulging in questionable bedroom games. Hold me.

... Gross.

EDIT: But they DO get downright kinky. She was too much for the Bull to handle. He ran to Dorian sobbing.

"So I told her that she needed it because she's always in control, but that in the bedroom it needed to be different... And then.... And then.. She twisted me around, pushed me face-up against the wall and.. SHE DID THAT THING WITH THE THIIIIIIIING~. And then she told me to take it!" *cracked sobs* "Hold me Dorian."

"Shhh... Bull, it's okay. I'll let you be top."

[RogueBait]

... Gross.

 

Agreed. Why would you type that.

[Sable Rhapsody]

Some fanart I did today for Solas lovers :3
*snip of elven glory*

His eyes are so pretty!

God, I wish I could art.

[vierrae]

... Gross.

EDIT: But they DO get downright kinky. She was too much for the Bull to handle. He ran to Dorian sobbing.

"So I told her that she needed it because she's always in control, but that in the bedroom it needed to be different... And then.... And then.. She twisted me around, pushed me face-up against the wall and.. SHE DID THAT THING WITH THE THIIIIIIIING~. And then she told me to take it!" *cracked sobs* "Hold me Dorian."

"Shhh... Bull, it's okay. I'll let you be top."

lizasaurus: shipping best headcanons since 2015

[Caddius]

*tosses tin foil hat back on*

You know Solas and Varric's conversation about how they didn't mass-produce Bianca or her high-speed firing system? And Solas sounds surprised and delighted that for once that kind of military technology hasn't gone to the fore?
I've got a thought that Fairel developed runes and weapons too powerful, and the ancient dwarves lacked enough wisdom, so wars started between the thaigs before, but with destruction never before seen. Enchanted weapons for everyone. Explosive lyrium devices. Golems aplenty. Red lyrium as a power source.

Why would there be golems in the Primeval Thaig? Caridin heard the ancestors speaking to him, and he merely found the Anvil rather than built it. The Anvil of the Void. I'm going to go full-bore crazy and say that Fairel, the greatest Shaper of Runes, made the Anvil, made the first constructs to emulate their gods, the Titans. He revolutionized dwarven society, but they weren't ready for it. The resulting war left the dwarves weakened, even the Titans were weak. And Elgar'nan took the opportunity for revenge, as the dwarf's use of WMD's had caused massive earthquakes and cracked the earth wide open. The dwarf thaigs were shattered, for a time, and as the Titans died, more and more the dwarves began to focus on the worship of the ancestors.

This is, of course, lunacy. Some kind of Paragon system was already in place, otherwise he wouldn't have been called Paragon Fairel. If it was an after the fact title, then his sons wouldn't have referred to him as such in the inscriptions. But I feel like maybe 1 percent of this tin-foil hat theory has as shot at being somewhat near the truth. 

Any addendums? I have clearly not thought this through. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

lizasaurus: shipping best headcanons since 2015

 

Spoiler

Ride with me, vhenaAAAaAAAaaAAAAans. Things will be equal parts glitter, feels, kink, risk, and romance. With a delicious smattering of power trips, backstabbing, and smarmy politics. 

[Augeia]

Some fanart I did today for Solas lovers :3

 

 

Beautiful! Do you have an online space for your art?

[laurelinvanyar]

*tosses tin foil hat back on*

You know Solas and Varric's conversation about how they didn't mass-produce Bianca or her high-speed firing system? And Solas sounds surprised and delighted that for once that kind of military technology hasn't gone to the fore?
I've got a thought that Fairel developed runes and weapons too powerful, and the ancient dwarves lacked enough wisdom, so wars started between the thaigs before, but with destruction never before seen. Enchanted weapons for everyone. Explosive lyrium devices. Golems aplenty. Red lyrium as a power source.

Why would there be golems in the Primeval Thaig? Caridin heard the ancestors speaking to him, and he merely found the Anvil rather than built it. The Anvil of the Void. I'm going to go full-bore crazy and say that Fairel, the greatest Shaper of Runes, made the Anvil, made the first constructs to emulate their gods, the Titans. He revolutionized dwarven society, but they weren't ready for it. The resulting war left the dwarves weakened, even the Titans were weak. And Elgar'nan took the opportunity for revenge, as the dwarf's use of WMD's had caused massive earthquakes and cracked the earth wide open. The dwarf thaigs were shattered, for a time, and as the Titans died, more and more the dwarves began to focus on the worship of the ancestors.

This is, of course, lunacy. Some kind of Paragon system was already in place, otherwise he wouldn't have been called Paragon Fairel. If it was an after the fact title, then his sons wouldn't have referred to him as such in the inscriptions. But I feel like maybe 1 percent of this tin-foil hat theory has as shot at being somewhat near the truth. 

Any addendums? I have clearly not thought this through. 

I'm willing to believe any record the dwarves do have aren't all that complete, or accurate. The memories are shaped by the thoughts and emotions of that particular Shaperate, after all.  The memories in Orzammar are all fairly new. I'd bet that any of the very old memories of this time period are in the memories Kal Sharok. 

[Yonana]

Beautiful! Do you have an online space for your art?

 

Thank you, it always motivates me if people like my paintings :>

Yes, you can find me on deviantart or facebook

 

http://yunipar.deviantart.com/

https://www.facebook...33687212?ref=hl

[phosphene]

spoiler for off topic

Spoiler

But Adaar? She's climbing Mount Evariste Lemarque aka Fairbanks straight to the summit. So fast. So hard. Right now.

 

oh fairbanks, inquisitor lavellan is of course overjoyed to help you return the dales to their rightful owners

 

a bunch of filthy baguette farming orlesian peasants.

 

plus can you imagine your big canary woman sighing dreamily about how much she admires fairbanks, the charming rogue who fights for the people against the tyranny of the upper class

 

meanwhile sera is in her little window cubby crying into a large gray body pillow she stuffed with two melons

 

well atleast he's not cullen

 

[laurelinvanyar]

spoiler for off topic

Spoiler

 

oh fairbanks, inquisitor lavellan is of course overjoyed to help you return the dales to their rightful owners

 

a bunch of filthy baguette farming orlesian peasants.

 

plus can you imagine your big canary woman sighing dreamily about how much she admires fairbanks, the charming rogue who fights for the people against the tyranny of the upper class

 

meanwhile sera is in her little window cubby crying into a large gray body pillow she stuffed with two melons

 

well atleast he's not cullen

 

out of likes, have a heart

[tsunamitigerdragon]

spoiler for off topic

Spoiler

 

oh fairbanks, inquisitor lavellan is of course overjoyed to help you return the dales to their rightful owners

 

a bunch of filthy baguette farming orlesian peasants.

 

plus can you imagine you're big canary woman sighing dreamily about how much she admires fairbanks, the charming rogue who fights for the people against the tyranny of the upper class

 

meanwhile sera is in her little window cubby crying into a large gray body pillow she stuffed with two melons

 

well atleast he's not cullen

 

Solas was in there somewhere. Continuing his soliloquy on the balcony that she has a wisdom he hasn't seen since his deepest journeys into the earliest memories of the Fade - which is surprising given her people's heritage, the Qun (that she wasn't even born into or believes in, but hey), the genetic propensity for her people to embrace rage or crippling amounts of order...

Five hours later once he's done telling Adaar about her people, their faults, shortcomings, and her exceptions to the rules of her people.. He realizes she's not there. 

[phosphene]

Solas was in there somewhere. Continuing his soliloquy on the balcony that she has a wisdom he hasn't seen since his deepest journeys into the earliest memories of the Fade - which is surprising given her people's heritage, the Qun (that she wasn't even born into or believes in, but hey), the genetic propensity for her people to embrace rage or crippling amounts of order...

Five hours later once he's done telling Adaar about her people, their faults, shortcomings, and her exceptions to the rules of her people.. He realizes she's not there. 

and then helpfully writes out the rest of his speech on her people's barbarity in a large, easy to read script using small words and leaves it on her desk for her leisurely perusal.

[Caddius]

That bizarre moment when you wander into the Beard Thread and realize that the Colonel looks like what your half-brother would if he could actually grow any facial hair. 

[Illyria]

and then helpfully writes out the rest of his speech on her people's barbarity in a large, easy to read script using small words and leaves it on her desk for her leisurely perusal.

 

All Adaar can do is sigh and say 'well, at least he's pretty'.

[phosphene]

All Adaar can do is sigh and say 'well, at least he's pretty'.

nah, she goes downstairs, says "you're right" and then clocks him in his face

 

and he sits their reeling in his big chair, unsure if he should disapprove because he got punched or approve because she agreed with him

[Illyria]

nah, she goes downstairs, says "you're right" and then clocks him in his face

 

and he sits their reeling in his big chair, unsure if he should disapprove because he got punched or approve because she agreed with him

 

Greatly Disapproves of the punch, Approves of the of agreement.  Works out as a 15 approval loss instead of 20.

[RogueBait]

I wrote more limericks. This time they're dirty limericks.

 

Solas:

 

Spoiler

We all know that our Wolf of Dread

is horribly tricky to bed.

Grabbed him firm by his junk,

he shrieked something like "spunk!",

and covered his pants, looking red.

 

Fairbanks:

 

Spoiler

There was a good man called Fairbanks

who offered his help for no thanks.

I said, "Ser, if you please,

might you just spread your knees?"

Then reached down and gave him a yank.

[Avejajed]

This thread. Are we done discussing dwarves now and it's just dirty limericks and whoever Liz is after this week? I like the theory conversation.

[phosphene]

spoiler for stupid off topic garbage and ****** related pet names, please continue the theory discussion

 

 

Spoiler

Greatly Disapproves of the punch, Approves of the of agreement.  Works out as a 15 approval loss instead of 20.

you are wonderful, thank you for literally calculating this

 

 

I wrote more limericks. This time they're dirty limericks.

 

Solas:

 

Spoiler

We all know that our Wolf of Dread

is horribly tricky to bed.

Grabbed him firm by his junk,

he shrieked something like "spunk!",

and covered his pants, looking red.

I accept this new headcannon, that he literally shrieks that out in bed but in ancient elvish

 

so lavellan thinks it's some beautiful, mystical endearment of her ancestors and takes to calling him that in public

[Cee]

Thank you, it always motivates me if people like my paintings :>

Yes, you can find me on deviantart or facebook

 

http://yunipar.deviantart.com/

https://www.facebook...33687212?ref=hl

 

 

I love your style. That Teemo is adorable.

[Cee]

 

 

Edit: Meant to add, the shirts seem to fit large, so you might want to order a size down, depending on what kind of fit you like. I ordered a small and it's bigger than I prefer my t-shirts, in general. Fits more like a boy's t-shirt on me (even though I ordered the women's cut), but I do prefer a fairly snug t-shirt that hugs the waist. But it's good quality and I still love it.

 

 

Yep, it does feel bigger and is looser than I usually like. the printing is great though and I'm glad I bought one. Would probably size down next time though.

[Cee]

That bizarre moment when you wander into the Beard Thread and realize that the Colonel looks like what your half-brother would if he could actually grow any facial hair. 

 

To me, I'm reminded a bit of my boyfriend when he has a beard, which he often does. Similar face shapes and details (like the eyes) as well as hair.

 

Boyfriend is pretty short though.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

This thread. Are we done discussing dwarves now and it's just dirty limericks and whoever Liz is after this week? I like the theory conversation.

Who knew that what makes me hot at night had such sway over an internet forum. Here, popcorn?