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[Avejajed]

Who knew that what makes me hot at night had such sway over an internet forum. Here, popcorn?

I'm not complaining about your indecisive sexual habits! Go forth, inquislut! Only mad I drank a few green beers and missed the dwarven theory conversation.

[RogueBait]

This thread. Are we done discussing dwarves now and it's just dirty limericks and whoever Liz is after this week? I like the theory conversation.

 

I could post about how bored I am, if that is a preferable contribution. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[MTC]

 

I wrote more limericks. This time they're dirty limericks.

 

Solas:

 

Spoiler

We all know that our Wolf of Dread

is horribly tricky to bed.

Grabbed him firm by his junk,

he shrieked something like "spunk!",

and covered his pants, looking red.

 

Fairbanks:

 

Spoiler

There was a good man called Fairbanks

who offered his help for no thanks.

I said, "Ser, if you please,

might you just spread your knees?"

Then reached down and gave him a yank.

 

I actually can't help it, if you're going to start this again:

 

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

This thread. Are we done discussing dwarves now and it's just dirty limericks and whoever Liz is after this week? I like the theory conversation.

 

I'm too dim to contribute to the theories, speaking for myself. All I can do is jump in when it's limerick time.

[Avejajed]

I could post about how bored I am, if that is a preferable contribution.

How charming of you to call me out all public like. Touche.

[RogueBait]

How charming of you to call me out all public like. Touche.

 

Oh come on Ave, I'm just giving as good as you gave.

[laurelinvanyar]

*rolls up sleeves* Limerick Time!

 

Young Lord Lemarque,

so full of snark,

did bed his qunari lady,

who had activities, shady

but he couldn't deny her spark. 

 

In love, Adaar was quite blue,

"These idiots just won't do!"

Until she met Evariste,

whose sight was a feast,

"Finally, a man with a clue!"

 

Oh together they had such fun,

stealing from every noble under the sun.

"Rob from the rich to feed the poor!" said he.

"Collecting their taxes is quite the chore" said she.

Merrily holding hands while on the run. 

[RogueBait]

 

I actually can't help it, if you're going to start this again:

 

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

 

I'm too dim to contribute to the theories, speaking for myself. All I can do is jump in when it's limerick time.

 

 

YES. LET'S DO THIS except I'm actually really slow so brb in like two hrs.

[Avejajed]

... Holy ****.

I ACCEPT THIS TITLE WITH PRIDE.

EDIT: Points to signature. If the Bang Thedas Tour Junkie bit didn't clue you off...

It wasn't meant as an insult, so I would hope you would accept it with pride. Be proud your tastes are varied and fleeting. Think of all you will experience that way, while the rest of us are stuck in our romantic ruts.

I am grateful you are here to share your passions, for without your stories I would surely live a half-life.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

Spoiler

 

*rolls up sleeves* Limerick Time!

 

Young Lord Lemarque,

so full of snark,

did bed his qunari lady,

who had activities, shady

but he couldn't deny her spark. 

 

In love, Adaar was quite blue,

"These idiots just won't do!"

Until she met Evariste,

whose sight was a feast,

"Finally, a man with a clue!"

 

Oh together they had such fun,

stealing from every noble under the sun.

"Rob from the rich to feed the poor!" said he.

"Collecting their taxes is quite the chore" said she.

Merrily holding hands while on the run. 

 

 

I actually can't help it, if you're going to start this again:

 

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

 

I'm too dim to contribute to the theories, speaking for myself. All I can do is jump in when it's limerick time.

 

 

YES. LET'S DO THIS except I'm actually really slow so brb in like two hrs.

I am legitimately so excited about limerick time. Please. Continue. I will be waiting here with baited breath, regretting the loss of my likes.

[Giton]

Who knew that what makes me hot at night had such sway over an internet forum. Here, popcorn?

Here's a fun word game to break it up:

 

Spoiler

 

 

 

+

 

 

=

 

 

[Giton]

 

I actually can't help it, if you're going to start this again:

 

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

 

I'm too dim to contribute to the theories, speaking for myself. All I can do is jump in when it's limerick time.

 

I love these.

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[MTC]

YES. LET'S DO THIS except I'm actually really slow so brb in like two hrs.

I can't be trusted with two hours. That would have me, like... god only knows. Converting "The Destruction of Sennacherib" (edit:nevermiiiind, apparently I did know) into a poem about the fall of Arlathan. The Imperium came down like the wolf on the fold?

 

Lucky for everyone in this thread, I have to leave my house now.

[laurelinvanyar]

 

I actually can't help it, if you're going to start this again:

 

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

 

I'm too dim to contribute to the theories, speaking for myself. All I can do is jump in when it's limerick time.

 

Ah crud! I'm out of likes, noooooooo!! 

 

Fen'Harel the slumbering Dreamer,

disliked tea even with honey and creamer.

To his lady did rant,

"Don't make me drink it, I can't!!

I would rather break my own femur!!"

[Kestrel]

Apostate Solas did love the Fade

But his main love was getting laid

The Inquis, his punk

Did have a nice rump

To which his attentions were paid. 

[vierrae]

All these crazy theories makes me feel like I pulled a muscle in my brain. Because there are oodles of hints in codex, dialogues, Thedas books and novels. Cole is one big walking spoiler. And still there are just too many things that look good on their own and don't work when piled up.

We need DLC. 

[Nette]

These are soo adorable!! Look at the little Solas and little Cole!



Source: http://ghostfire.dev...i-Set-520856604 (Here you can also get them as stand alone pngs for Icon and avatar use!)

[laurelinvanyar]

Apostate Solas did love the Fade

But his main love was getting laid

The Inquis, his punk

Did have a nice rump

To which his attentions were paid. 

GAAAAH Out of liiikes!!!

[Avejajed]

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her ****** in a tree in Brazil

[Cee]

That set is the most adorable. I took a little nap and I think I saw cute Solas art in my dream. I am not good at art so I just dream things I'm not capable of actually producing.

[Giton]

Word game, for Liz!

 

Spoiler

 

 

>

 

 

in

 

 

 

Opinions expressed are clearly my own.

[phosphene]

Apostate Solas did love the Fade

But his main love was getting laid

The Inquis, his punk

Did have a nice rump

To which his attentions were paid. 

Fen'Harel the slumbering Dreamer,

disliked tea even with honey and creamer.

To his lady did rant,

"Don't make me drink it, I can't!!

I would rather break my own femur!!"

There once was a hobo apostate

Who lost half his magical prostate

He said "don't break my ball"

But it slipped after all,

Then Corypheus died, and he lost it.

 

Spoiler

How charming of you to call me out all public like. Touche.

i read this in vivienne's voice

[Avejajed]

Spoiler

i read this in vivienne's voice

You should read everything I say in Viviennes voice. Colonel says I'm the ice queen and I don't think he means Elsa.

[Meer]

I WILL DROP YOU ALL WITH THE POETRY OF MY PEOPLE, THE HAIKU:

Garbage dumpster prince
Ship that sails out of nowhere
Samson is my bae.