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[CapricornSun]

Doing a bit of catching up.

 

Then this is for you. Very, very NSFW

http://40.media.tumb...i03oo3_1280.png

 

Umm, wow. That looks like it's going to hurt. O__O

 

Come to the dark-side:

 

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Source: http://ultra-trashca...spawn-courtship

 

 

I'm not sure what to say about this. It's kind of... cute? xD

 

Corypheus aka the picture where I was like, "Oh, no. I'm feeling things.":

 

Spoiler

 

 

source: http://ultra-trashca...drew-some-stuff

 

Ready to serve!

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http://grotesqueerie...e-architect-way

Apparently, pretty hot. This may or may not have been the start of the hellspiral...

 

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http://hedgehawke.tu...n-cinnamon-roll

 

Aaah! Don't! Don't make me join in on this hellspiral! +____+ (They do look gorgeous though...)

[Kestrel]

 

I WILL DROP YOU ALL WITH THE POETRY OF MY PEOPLE, THE HAIKU:

Garbage dumpster prince
Ship that sails out of nowhere
Samson is my bae.

 

 

Golden, shining love

Sorrowful, guardian elf

Abelas is mine

[Rabbitonfire]

I WILL DROP YOU ALL WITH THE POETRY OF MY PEOPLE, THE HAIKU:

Garbage dumpster prince
Ship that sails out of nowhere
Samson is my bae.

*googles what bae means*

Results:
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop.

 

thank you, urban dictionary.

[Avejajed]

I WILL DROP YOU ALL WITH THE POETRY OF MY PEOPLE, THE HAIKU:

Garbage dumpster prince
Ship that sails out of nowhere
Samson is my bae.

Bald elf is so sad
nobody likes him these days
masturbate always

What.

Im drunk, vk away.

[Meer]

*googles what bae means*

Results:
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop.

 

thank you, urban dictionary.

RABBIT YOU WOUND ME AGAIN

Spoiler

[Giton]

Pre-blight magisters

a weird, exotic fever-dream

Let me sleep, not sorry. 

[laurelinvanyar]

 

I WILL DROP YOU ALL WITH THE POETRY OF MY PEOPLE, THE HAIKU:

Garbage dumpster prince
Ship that sails out of nowhere
Samson is my bae.

 

*tears up* It's BEAUTIFUL!!!!!

 

Rock candy husband,

How sweet your random shipping,

These fics make me cry. 

[Kestrel]

Enchantment, he says

Give me salamanders, please

Sandal, the best bae

[NightSymphony]

Beautiful art

http://sabalmirss.de...-DA-I-520825250

[Giton]

*googles what bae means*

Results:
Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop.

 

thank you, urban dictionary.

But it's also Korean for pear, or it's a cute cat name for BEST CAT!

 

Rabbit!!

[Caddius]

Did you know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at you at once? 

I didn't know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at me at once.   I thought we had something special. 

So I've missed most of the limericks.

I haven't quite had another tin foil moment, but I can feel it coming.

A challenge:

Theory discussion in limerick form.

[Rabbitonfire]

But it's also Korean for pear, or it's a cute cat name for BEST CAT!

 

Rabbit!!

I didn't know pear was an endearing word. 

[Kestrel]

Did you know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at you at once? 

I didn't know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at me at once.   I thought we had something special. 

So I've missed most of the limericks.

I haven't quite had another tin foil moment, but I can feel it coming.

A challenge:

Theory discussion in limerick form.

 

 

Pride takes many forms

But are demons the actual norm?

Solas, a puzzle

Whose words we do guzzle

Does his shape now transform? 

[laurelinvanyar]

And now one for Best Lady Villain:

 

My Calpernia,

Oh why do you not love me?

You sexy temptress.

[Avejajed]

I didn't know pear was an endearing word.

you are such a pear
Ripe and juicy and tender
All sticky with love

I cant even sorry. Your a peach. Pear. Raspberry. Grapes. Cumquat. Hahhaaha

[phosphene]

at times he may be somewhat blunt

considers dalish lore an affront

obsessed with the fade

his orb he mislaid

sometimes acts like a

 

clown? crab? idk

[Giton]

I didn't know pear was an endearing word. 

My cat's name Bae Dal means "delivery" or something like "always on the go." Korean culture is sometimes referred to as "bae dal culture." But it's also a name: Choi Bae Dal a famous martial artist and who my cat is named after. "Bae" can also be a pear. Pear just sounded cute. 

 

I usually just tell people I named my cat "delivery," but now everyone thinks I named him "Bae" because youth culture.

[Uirebhiril]

at times he may be somewhat blunt

considers dalish lore an affront

obsessed with the fade

his orb he mislaid

sometimes acts like a

 

clown? crab? idk

 

Oh God.

[RogueBait]

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her ****** in a tree in Brazil

 

Yes. Yes. One of us.

 

Okay so I'm super slow at writing limerick with the proper meter, but I can fire off (exceptionally bad) haiku like nobody's business. And by nobody's business, I mean slightly less slowly than I write limericks.

 

Sad man drinks his tea,

whimpering. Feeble old fool.

Stir some sugar in.

 

Your bare feet must stink.

Dirty little toes, peeking...

Podophilia.

 

Dread Wolf likes the butt.

Grab it for me, you fade nerd,

once before you go.

 

"Ar lath ma, vhenan."

Came the true words from his depths.

And then he fucked off.

[Avejajed]

at times he may be somewhat blunt
considers dalish lore an affront
obsessed with the fade
his orb he mislaid
sometimes acts like a

clown? crab? idk

Grunt. Punt. Runt. ****.
oh.

[laurelinvanyar]

A challenge:

Theory discussion in limerick form.

Challenge Accepted. 

 

The veil does confuse,

since they give so few clues,

to the mystery of the fade.

Though the wording is vague,

this codex, you may wish to peruse:

 

http://dragonage.wik...entry:_The_Veil

[laurelinvanyar]

Yes. Yes. One of us.

 

Okay so I'm super slow at writing limerick with the proper meter, but I can fire off (exceptionally bad) haiku like nobody's business. And by nobody's business, I mean slightly less slowly than I write limericks.

 

Sad man drinks his tea,

whimpering. Feeble old fool.

Stir some sugar in.

 

Your bare feet must stink.

Dirty little toes, peeking...

Podophilia.

 

Dread Wolf likes the butt.

Grab it for me, you fade nerd,

once before you go.

 

"Ar lath ma, vhenan."

Came the true words from his depths.

And then he fucked off.

Holy cannoli. You needed this gif at the end:

 

[CapricornSun]

*Whispers shyly* Today I published my first fanfiction ever and it's Solavellan (damn, Solavellan makes me want to write so much):
"Everything But A Cold Night" (NSFW): http://archiveofouro...hapters/7848614
*Returns in the shadows*

 

I finished reading this. This is your first fanfiction? It's lovely! (And sweet.) You should continue to write more. I encourage you to write more.

 

Aw, don't feel so bad over it. Bras are a fact of life, and trying to figure out shirt fits online is a right pain. Your effort at explaining is appreciated, I'm sure.

 

But since you asked..

 

 

http://captaincarani...st/113866520705

 

*swoons* 

NSFW: Fish trigger.

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This is one of the strangest and most interesting things I've seen this morning. What in the heck? 

[Armdin]

Upon recently replaying ME and romancing Garrus like I always do, I've come to the conclusion that his romance is kind of overrated.

 

Spoilering because I'm going off-topic:

 

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A few pages late but... Shhhhhhhh...  In all seriousness though, I'd love to hear why you've come to that conclusion though. I'm interested.

 

If I'm entirely honest, if I would describe Garrus's romance in not-so-kind terms, I would say it's lacking rather than overrated. We get nothing in ME1, of course, ME2 we get nothing until the end, where we get a sort of awkward headbump (the idea was cute, the execution was clunky), and in ME3 we don't really get any unique scenes. The Citadel date happens with Bro-Garrus (mandate! ), and the kiss-phase they were into I found weird (turians don't have lips like we do, that's weird).

 

Still, despite that, he's my favourite romance. Kaidan's annoying, Thane dies, and Jacob cheats. Liara I can't dig at all, I don't know why. I've promised my sister I would romance her if she romances Garrus, but I can't keep my attention on the game when I try. ;_;

 

On-topic picture to appease hungry, hungry mods:

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http://benefaris.tum...alvarrictethras

 

Also can someone explain to me Tumblr's fascination with making gifs that are 2-seconds long and splitting them into 6 separate gifs? Seems completely unnecessary to me. There's a lot of good gifs out there but the presentation is just ridiculous.

[Meer]

http://dragonage.wik...entry:_The_Veil

best codex entry
written by sassy scholar
veil is a construct