For Rabbit: Solas, all dressed in trash bags
Some say his wardrobe lacks swag
His odor is strong
But his hair is not long
Searching for cake in the crags
For Rabbitonfire: A Hobo-Aposate haiku
Digging through the trash,
How will I find CAKE today?
Hobo Solas grins.
For Giton: Architect haikus
Silken whispers glide,
Mellifluous like dark oil,
blackened, decadent.
Sweet singing deep down,
A keening of compulsion,
I am no servant.
In the middle of all these hobo haikus I feel I need to share with you guys my first and only fanfic. Solas AU HOBO.
http://archiveofouro...g/works/3566702
Some Pantheon Limericks:
Falon'din, Lethanavir, Friend of the Dead,
who walks the paths mortals cannot tread.
Who can know death?
The stillness of breath?
Behind the mirror, bound by fate's thread.
Dirthamen, God of Secrets, God of Tongues,
who sifts through knowledge, webs strung,
across the waking world.
Your fingers are curled,
in your robes. Your heart is no longer young.
Shadow and Reflection, they twist and twine,
their lips caressing, the taste of ruby wine.
Who can know your heart,
when your soul-half lies apart?
Only to be reunited at the end of time.
Oh noes I gave myself feelz.....

Did you know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at you at once?
I didn't know that Dark Souls is perfectly happy to throw two bosses at me at once.
I thought we had something special.
So I've missed most of the limericks.
I haven't quite had another tin foil moment, but I can feel it coming.
A challenge:
Theory discussion in limerick form.
YOU. You said the magic words. The two words when put together summon me. Dark Souls. I have an unhealthy obsession with that game. If you're talking about the boss I think you're talking about, I can help you! I have an entire youtube channel devoted to Dark Souls walkthroughs and tutorials
PM me if you want a link!
And to stay on topic with the limerick sharing:
I must admit I always flee
When offered drinks of NH3
I feel that NaNO2
Would turn my hemoglobin blue
Solas doesn't like drinking tea
So I assume he wouldn't like NH3
See.. I can make things Solas related if I try.
Guys. Psst. I'm writing more Solavellan porn:
Chapter one of two, not yet porny, but it sure as hell will be next chapter \o/ : http://archiveofouro...hapters/7858148
*runs so fast*
All this poem rapping and stuff.
that's about as far as my skills go.
Guys. Psst. I'm writing more Solavellan porn:
Chapter one of two, not yet porny, but it sure as hell will be next chapter \o/ : http://archiveofouro...hapters/7858148
*runs so fast*
Psst. Thanks for this. Can't wait for the porny bits. ![]()
Also, in relation to your fic, I'd love to have Solas do his little massage technique on me. A bit of cooling magic to ease the pain? Yes please.
I'm serious, I think I could use a bit of massage right now. ![]()
Off-topic, I just watched Birdman. Since my SO and best friend were heavily involved in plays and I was occasionally brought as a sanity check, I can vouch for the accuracy when it comes to the insanity and hatred. ![]()
On-topic, what do you think Solas's fashion choices were like back in the days of Arlathan? Still an apostate hobo? My headcanon at the moment is finely-tailored and elegant, rather than garish, robes for formal events, and a variety of disguises like his Wicked Eyes and Wicked Hearts shenanigans. My guess is that the apostate hobo look is both because he lacks money and because none of this modern fashion is worthy of his attention, so he goes with what's practical for him. Plus, it lends credence to the apostate elf story. ![]()
I wrote more limericks. This time they're dirty limericks.
Solas:
Spoiler
Fairbanks:
Spoiler
Filthy, diabolical... Grandiose.
Apologies if someone has already done this but no WAY am I going back over 3000 pages! lol
Im writing some fan fic at the mo and use music to help stimulate my little brain cells and evoke different scenes etc. SO, do any of you guys have songs/music that takes you to a certain scene or moment?
For example, for just general feels, I listen to ethereal, or celtic type a stuff like Clannad or even Michel Pepe. But one song that sticks out for me that lyrically seems spot on for the romance aspect between Solas and Lavellan is Florence and the Machine's Howl. Take a listen, it's amaaing!!!
https://www.youtube....h?v=u_uYs7YOZKc
On topic, my only ships for DAI involve Solas. He's become my "shipping bicycle", so to speak. But that's always the case with my favorite character in anything.
I don't ship my Lavellan with anyone else, though, so there are no other hellspirals there. If Solas hadn't been an option, my canon Inquisitor would have romanced nobody. Actually, I didn't really hellspiral with Solavellan either. I got lucky in that I knew the dealio long before I reached the endio of the gamio so the depression period never happened. I was more upset at the "Solas is Fen'Harel" reveal (which I knew before I really started playing because I'm a spoiler ho) than knowing that the romance never really goes anywhere.
Also, someone has figured out the S.O.L.A.S system! I remember referencing Always Sunny a while back and I'm so glad someone did this!
Similar situation here. I finished the game last week and I wasn't particularly depressed... However, I do seem to be suffering from a Solas fixation... Gah!
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her ****** in a tree in Brazil
I just have to say that I've never encountered such vicious, mean-spirited people as some ace Solas fans... I don't know what it is, but I have to admit I actually cried over someone of the comments directed towards me
I think it's good that people can headcanon Solas as ace, but I don't understand why people have to be so mean when you don't agree..,
I almost wrecked reading this, LOL.
Nerd Appropriate recorded the Romance Panel at PAX East that Laidlaw and Weekes were a part of, and Lady Insanity was live tweeting from. Interesting discussion about romance and relationships in games.
http://www.nerdappro...-pax-east-2015/
I finished reading this. This is your first fanfiction? It's lovely! (And sweet.)
You should continue to write more. I encourage you to write more.
Yes, it's the first fanfic I actually finish & publish (Solas had that effect on me
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('also wrote stuff about my Warden at the time, but not really as fanfics).
Thank you so much - I was really scared when I posted it yesterday, so those comments & encouragements really mean a lot to me and make me want to write more ![]()
Nerd Appropriate recorded the Romance Panel at PAX East that Laidlaw and Weekes were a part of, and Lady Insanity was live tweeting from. Interesting discussion about romance and relationships in games.
http://www.nerdappro...-pax-east-2015/
You think you, or someone could sort of...sum it up for those of us who can't watch/listen at work? ![]()
You think you, or someone could sort of...sum it up for those of us who can't watch/listen at work?
I'll see what I can do.
I'll see what I can do.
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I just have to say that I've never encountered such vicious, mean-spirited people as some ace Solas fans... I don't know what it is, but I have to admit I actually cried over someone of the comments directed towards me
I think it's good that people can headcanon Solas as ace, but I don't understand why people have to be so mean when you don't agree..,
I saw that post. Those people are batshit vicious crazy trolls. Looking over their blog they're just a group of mentally ill basement goblins running around Tumblr looking for people to be mean to. Don't let it get to you. Seriously... She blacklists entire characters as her triggers. The ****** is crazy.

I just have to say that I've never encountered such vicious, mean-spirited people as some ace Solas fans... I don't know what it is, but I have to admit I actually cried over someone of the comments directed towards me
I think it's good that people can headcanon Solas as ace, but I don't understand why people have to be so mean when you don't agree..,
I actually skimmed through what they said, they have alot of hypocrisy to their own opinions, it's weird. I never knew the vocal ace community until now. I went to one of their tumblrs and it directs you to a youtube video of "suck my d*ck".
I just have to say that I've never encountered such vicious, mean-spirited people as some ace Solas fans... I don't know what it is, but I have to admit I actually cried over someone of the comments directed towards me
I think it's good that people can headcanon Solas as ace, but I don't understand why people have to be so mean when you don't agree..,
If someone has to resort to vicious comments in order to prove a point, they no longer have a point to make.
People can headcanon whatever they'd like. That's one of the nice things about the romance. But neither side should be treating their opinion as canon, or harassing anyone who feels differently.
I'm assuming this is on tumblr. In which case, even the writers were driven off by hateful comments. Don't feel alone in the matter.