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[Giton]

I'm genuinely intrigued - who among minor NPCs is going to be banged next?

I enjoy banging characters who exist only in the codex entries. 

Woo!

Also, Fairbae.

And as for other minor npcs, hmmmm, what about the potato mage guy?

 

[MoonDrummer]

I'm genuinely intrigued - who among minor NPCs is going to be banged next?

Giles

[Rabbitonfire]

don't look.

 

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[drake2511]

I enjoy banging characters who exist only in the codex entries. 

Woo!

Also, Fairbae.

And as for other minor npcs, hmmmm, what about the potato mage guy?

 

 

Now that's a sexy beast! Look at his moustache coming out of his nostrils... *swoon*

[phosphene]

I enjoy banging characters who exist only in the codex entries. 

Woo!

Also, Fairbae.

And as for other minor npcs, hmmmm, what about the potato mage guy?

 

post crestwood break up maybe

 

perfect blend of rebound, vengeance and morning regrets

[Solas]

Tato mage

He dead

[Giton]

Now that's a sexy beast! Look at his moustache coming out of his nostrils... *swoon*

He calls it his "'love streams." Why? Well he tells you it's "because they flow from my nostrils and around my lips, which are ready for you, babe. To kiss with the fervor of two nugs fighting over a red apple with their creepy hands."

 

(Actual line from the romance scene).

 

 

Sidenote: I am not proud. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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[Delphine]

I enjoy banging characters who exist only in the codex entries. 

Woo!

Also, Fairbae.

And as for other minor npcs, hmmmm, what about the potato mage guy?

 

 

Pretty sure they made him as unattractive as possible so that we'd feel no remorse letting him be killed.

Which is quite horrible.

[Armdin]

I never took the dog anywhere in origins. It was a useless skill that took up space in my hotkeys in DA2, and I'm glad there isn't one in Inquisition....

 

The mod that treated Dog as a pet (like Ranger's wolf, bear, etc.) but still made him a full blown companion (interactable, talents, etc.) was an absolute godsend.

[Illyria]

He calls it his "'love streams." Why? Well he tells you it's "because they flow from my nostrils and around my lips, which are ready for you, babe. To kiss with the fervor of two nugs fighting over a red apple with their creepy hands."

 

(Actual line from the romance scene).

 

 

Sidenote: I am not proud. 

 

Is he the brother of the bad poet who tries to seduce Isabela?

 

Actually, no.  That's not a question.  He is the brother of the bad poet.  Canon.

[nikki-tikki]

The mod that treated Dog as a pet (like Ranger's wolf, bear, etc.) but still made him a full blown companion (interactable, talents, etc.) was an absolute godsend.

 

 I lied...i loved the dog, he just wasn't strong enough to take with me in origins. I'm just butt hurt that Fenris lost because I love him more...

[almasy87]

I hope Dog doesn't beat Alistair, or all my LIs will have been eliminated XD

[Avejajed]

Not at all related to Solas gif spam:

 

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Listen I'm not saying I'm obsessed or anything but I may be obsessed.

[RogueBait]

Pretty sure they made him as unattractive as possible so that we'd feel no remorse letting him be killed.

Which is quite hilarious.

 

Fixed that for ya.

 

But really, you're right. It is horrible. But I can't help but laugh and laugh now that you've pointed it out, cuz' you're so right. I would have struggled considerably more with that decision if Mr. Dumb-mage was sexy as ****. I'm a bad person.

 

Speaking of being a bad person, chapter 2 of my porny Solavellan fic is complete: http://archiveofouro...hapters/7883826

 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[laurelinvanyar]

He calls it his "'love streams." Why? Well he tells you it's "because they flow from my nostrils and around my lips, which are ready for you, babe. To kiss with the fervor of two nugs fighting over a red apple with their creepy hands."

 

(Actual line from the romance scene).

 

 

Sidenote: I am not proud. 

OMG that is the stuff of nightmares. 

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You go ahead and kill him, Solas. 

[NightSymphony]

Ok...after that ugly face...time for something pretty...have some Solas art

 

http://slugette.devi...henan-521230912

 

http://maenith.devia...Solas-521211435

 

And poor Dorian..I'd heat him up...but..you know...

http://tamarandom.de...orian-521256930

[Cee]

I'm genuinely intrigued - who among minor NPCs is going to be banged next?

 

 

http://dragonage.wik.../Habren_Bryland

 

 

The most horrible person in the series?

[Cee]

Ok...after that ugly face...time for something pretty...have some Solas art

 

http://slugette.devi...henan-521230912

 

 

Beautiful. Also sad.

[drake2511]

Over-analyzing things:

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That's the symbol on the chest where you can find the flower crown. Did we see it before?

Edit: ToP Fairy Solas

[Rabbitonfire]

people are in chat room if anyone wants to talk

[RogueBait]

ToP Fairy Solas

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How is it that Solas still manages to look stupidly beautiful while wearing a ridiculous flower crown? Seriously. What is going on, here.

[Avejajed]

Over-analyzing things:

That's the symbol on the chest where you can find the flower crown. Did we see it before?

 

 

 

I can't tell if it's a halla, a tree, or a tree with a thing in front of it...idk.

[Kestrel]

Clearly a tree. Mythal's sign. Abelas confirmed as returning. 

 

... I can dream.

 

Solas rocking the flower crown has a kind of Oberon aesthetic. I'm digging it. 

[drake2511]

How is it that Solas still manages to look stupidly beautiful while wearing a ridiculous flower crown? Seriously. What is going on, here.

He even looks proud to wear it.

I can't tell if it's a halla, a tree, or a tree with a thing in front of it...idk.

Looks like a tree to me, but it's not very clear... I was hoping to find the kirkwall/solas symbol. Everything is solas.

What, it's 2.45 am already? I need bedtime. I hope to dream about mage potato and his beautiful moustache.