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[Cee]

Oh dear, we are all quite lost now, aren't we?

 

 

 

 

I'm totally arachnophobic and yet I read that anyway. Not peeking at the pic in case, so thanks for putting it under a spoiler tag.

 

 

We need a DLC announcement, stat.

[RogueBait]

Playing catch-up! Apologies for multi-quote spam. Y'know, I should probably stop apologizing for this, because I know I'm going to keep doing it. So. Yeah, I take it back. No apologies. Deal with it. </Cassandra>

 

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http://jakface.tumbl...cause-i-googled

 

I would wear this on a t-shirt for real, so hard. And stare down anyone who gave me a lingering look over it. "WHAT, **** OFF, THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SHIRT, YES THAT IS A HUGE PASTA SAUCE STAIN, NO I CANNOT WASH IT BECAUSE THEN I'D HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF."

 

Applicable to this fandom I think (since I've lost four days of my life hanging around here after work):

 

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I also love you people

 

Funnily enough, a friend of mine sent this image to me around Christmas time. Regarding my feelings on Solas, and Inquisition in general. And probably other things. It's very appropriate.

 

i'm still waiting you to deliver an tea soaked egg review.

 

Someone who's less lazy/intensely sleepy than me please draw a picture of Solas, soaked in tea, with a sign that says 0/10.

 

P.S. - It's the late afternoon, and I'm totally drinking tea. Loose leaf organic cream of earl gray, with a splash of milk. In a teal cup. And it is glorious. Suck it, Solas. Tea is amazing.

 

where as now i stand in haven, blessing the programmer who thought it was a good idea to add gusts of wind

 

I like to call the billowing mass that results from the wind blowing Solas' tunic his "wind boner". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's my favourite thing about Haven.

 

In other news, how about that Solas?

[Rabbitonfire]

Here's more to their love story - FROM ME

 

Hawke blissfully slumped against Nightmare’s leg, sated.  He looked up into one of Nightmare’s many eyes and whispered “I love you”.  Nightmare froze and clicked his mandibles as he said “Uh….what???”.  “I LOVE YOU” Hawke shouted, “I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!”   Nightmare began to shake his leg gently in an attempt to pry Hawke lose from his pleasure hole, “Look, it’s not that I’m not appreciative of what happened here but it was just for fun.  I mean, I’m a giant spider and you’re…well…you.”  Hawke wrapped his arms tightly around Nightmare’s leg, “Oh don’t play coy with me!  I LOVE YOU AND I’M NEVER LETTING YOU GO!”

Hawke needs some loving too. After the tragic trials in kirkwall and living in caves, he needs some arms to wrap around him and tell him everything will be ok.

[DarthEmpress]

Here's more to their love story - FROM ME

 

Hawke blissfully slumped against Nightmare’s leg, sated.  He looked up into one of Nightmare’s many eyes and whispered “I love you”.  Nightmare froze and clicked his mandibles as he said “Uh….what???”.  “I LOVE YOU” Hawke shouted, “I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!”   Nightmare began to shake his leg gently in an attempt to pry Hawke lose from his pleasure hole, “Look, it’s not that I’m not appreciative of what happened here but it was just for fun.  I mean, I’m a giant spider and you’re…well…you.”  Hawke wrapped his arms tightly around Nightmare’s leg, “Oh don’t play coy with me!  I LOVE YOU AND I’M NEVER LETTING YOU GO!”

 

After this will they find Solas for Lavellan in order to reunite them because since they found True Wuv they want Solavellan to be together too????

[Rabbitonfire]

Someone who's less lazy/intensely sleepy than me please draw a picture of Solas, soaked in tea, with a sign that says 0/10.

nah, I rather draw hawke x nitemare, it's more fun.

[Janic99]

OKAY!! Here is the new fan video I made by request.. hope you like it!:

[RogueBait]

nah, I rather draw hawke x nitemare, it's more fun.

 

*Solas-esque bitchy sigh*

[BoscoBread]

After this will they find Solas for Lavellan in order to reunite them because since they found True Wuv they want Solavellan to be together too????

They will.  Hawke and Nightmare fall in love.  Mostly because Hawke is stuck in the Fade and Nightmare is a giant spider. Not like he can hide and he hates to admit it...as much of a boss as he is, he has a hard time finding love. His OkCupid! profile is a ghost town.  Hawke LOVES HIM.  

[Cee]

 

P.S. - It's the late afternoon, and I'm totally drinking tea. Loose leaf organic cream of earl gray, with a splash of milk. In a teal cup. And it is glorious. Suck it, Solas. Tea is amazing.

 

 

I like to call the billowing mass that results from the wind blowing Solas' tunic his "wind boner". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It's my favourite thing about Haven.

 

In other news, how about that Solas?

 

I'm glad I wasn't the only one looking when those gusts of wind happened.

 

Also, I find it hilarious that he sort of braces himself for the tea before sipping it:

 

 

Or as my friend put it, "Ugh, why do I have to drink this crap?"

I had a latte an hour ago. I bought five types of tea yesterday though, so I will have one or two cups of that too. Probably the caffeine free stuff.
 

[Rabbitonfire]

They will.  Hawke and Nightmare fall in love.  Mostly because Hawke is stuck in the Fade and Nightmare is a giant spider. Not like he can hide and he hates to admit it...as much of a boss as he is, he has a hard time finding love. His OkCupid! profile is a ghost town.  Hawke LOVES HIM.

must be hard to build a relationship with mortals, i'm glad nitemare has someone who loves him now for who he is.

[RogueBait]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one looking when those gusts of wind happened.

 

Also, I find it hilarious that he sort of braces himself for the tea before sipping it:

 

 

Or as my friend put it, "Ugh, why do I have to drink this crap?"

I had a latte an hour ago. I bought five types of tea yesterday though, so I will have one or two cups of that too. Probably the caffeine free stuff.

 

My mother-in-law drinks a consistent minimum of six cups of black tea per day. Six. I counted.

 

(Solas greatly disapproves.)

 

I drink a max of two. I'm a fragile little lady who gets jittery from too much caffeine, you see.

 

(Solas disapproves/approves?.)

[RogueBait]

I think a couple of you were reading my Solas x Lavellan fic I was writing (the chronic illness one). In case you're interested, I finished chapter two!

 

http://archiveofouro...hapters/7930716

 

This is really lovely, Kestrel. It's breaking my heart already. ;_; Looking forward to reading more.

[nikki-tikki]

must be hard to build a relationship with mortals, i'm glad nitemare has someone who loves him now for who he is.

 

I don't think I'm going to be able to leave anyone else other than Hawke in the Fade from now on....

[Cee]

My mother-in-law drinks a consistent minimum of six cups of black tea per day. Six. I counted.

 

(Solas greatly disapproves.)

 

I drink a max of two. I'm a fragile little lady who gets jittery from too much caffeine, you see.

 

(Solas disapproves/approves?.)

 

 

I think I'm  kind of immune to caffeine at this point. I am definitely addicted, as I will get headaches/feel crappy if I suddenly stop, but it just doesn't seem to affect me much physically.

 

I think I need some orange tea. Now for the brand new blood orange herbal infusion or the orange earl grey? I think Solas would approve of the herbal infusion. Just fruit and flowers and no caffeine.

[phosphene]

Time to share with the world: Hawke x Nitemare Demon fanart:

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http://drawarabbiton...ng-gripping-his
 
Based on:

 That's the nitemare's leg, you perverts.

it's like looking into the face of god

 

please someone tweet this to P.Dubs

[Armdin]

I took them myself you can find them on my deviantart. I mean if you were talking to me.

 

Yis! Do you have a link to your dA? :>

[Rabbitonfire]

it's like looking into the face of god
 
please someone tweet this to P.Dubs

i know he wrote nightmare but who wrote hawke?

[Missy_MI]

Time to share with the world: Hawke x Nitemare Demon fanart:

That is somehow both terrifying and hilarious at the same time. Only in my game it would be Stroud. Which... possibly makes that mental image even worse.

 

On topic, um..... 

 

Right, as you can clearly see in this gif from the no-so-distant past, Solas has neither mustache nor creepy spider legs.

 

[Cee]

Future posters: please attach the above gif to every post.

 

edit: like so

 

 

[DarthEmpress]

This person has some really neat Solas screencaps!

http://captaincarani...gur-com-mi4m6jg

 

And yes here:

[Armdin]

You know, it's only just occurred to me that the Lavellan in that gif is wearing her armor. O_O How?

 

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[nikki-tikki]

Mods are gunna come over for gif spam.

[Rabbitonfire]

That is somehow both terrifying and hilarious at the same time. Only in my game it would be Stroud. Which... possibly makes that mental image even worse.

I got jealous when people were making awesome ships so I carved my own with hawke x nightmare and hobo solas. Which reminds me,

On topic, here is a AU hobo Solas picture. It's a two parter story:

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http://vhenantrash.t...nd-an-explosion
 

A rustling, and an explosion of garbage as a man leaps from a refuse clogged alley. Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan winces as the old man grabs her hand, partly from shock and partly from the wave of body odor and whiskey fumes that assails her senses as she is dragged out of the alley towards the nearest intersection.
 
The man scowls fiercely at the red light, his forehead puckering and creasing in thought from his ginger brows to his gleaming hairless dome. "Quickly!" he shouts, frantically gesturing at oncoming traffic "before more come through!". He dramatically waves her hand towards the light, and in a freak coincidence it happens to turn green at that moment.
 
Gradstudent/barista/hipster/reincarnatedelvenhallaprincess!Lavellan eases away slowly, discreetly trying to wipe her hand on her jeans without causing offense. The man steps into the street to collect a dog someone has run over, drapes it over his shoulder, then toddles towards a store front window to examine himself in reflection.
 
"you know" he says, admiring his new finery "I'm actually an elven god."

[Rabbitonfire]

You know, it's only just occurred to me that the Lavellan in that gif is wearing her armor. O_O How?

 

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Cheat engine, it lets you toggle your pajamas on or off. Which is nice. 

[phosphene]

i know he wrote nightmare but who wrote hawke?

google failed me, so i'm just going to assume gaider and/or a collective effort

 

i just feel like someone from the writer's pit should dive into this dumpster thread and fully face what their creative legacy has wrought