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RogueBait

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I could see Solas as a dad. It wouldn't top my Solas-related-fantasies chart (sudden urge to make a chart of this, but I lack the skills--Ave, pretty please catalogue the fandom's various Solas related fantasies, no matter how tenuously, in the form of a chart, you queen of the charts, you), but I could imagine it. I'm the youngest of five (EUGH) and all of my siblings have two or three children each, and my sister-in-law has two kids. So. Lots of kids around me whenever I see my family, which probably contributes to my "p!ss off, screaming, pooping babies, you have no place in my fantasies" knee-jerk reaction. ;D But honestly, I like kids; it's just not typically my thang in a fantasy world, though I can see the appeal.

 

Having said that, I think Solas would absolutely SUCK at child rearing in the early years. Like, with most things, he'd have the greatest of intentions, but it'd kind of turn to **** in his hands. He'd probably introduce a baby to all sorts of things a baby has no business being introduced to, worry to the point of continuous exhaustion and emotional break-downs and only begin to understand how to properly relate to his child once it achieved higher cognitive functions. Then I bet he'd be good. Y'know, putting aside that whole wtf is he doing/where is he going/what are his intentions/will he survive whatever his plans are... thing. Haha. Actually, the more I think about this, the more seeing Solas as a bumbling father is becoming an appealing fantasy. Good lord. Is this how it begins?

 

Edit: Hey, this is long-winded. Whoops. TL;DR: Babies poop in their pants, Solas would not know what to do with one.


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#91402
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You shall be henceforth called Sergeant Maria13 as determined by your medal ranking.

 

But I only report to General HiddenStrike. This may change from page to page. I'm a rogue operative. 

 

Yeah, I too report to Hidden Strike... So 

 

Origins icon I was at Ostagar!

DA2 I was at Kirkwall when it blew up!

DA:I I am the Lady of Skyhold

ME2... Uh...

The Tower I have a history!



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Then I bet he'd be good. Y'know, putting aside that whole wtf is he doing/where is he going/what are his intentions/will he survive whatever his plans are... thing. Haha. Actually, the more I think about this, the more seeing Solas as a bumbling father is becoming an appealing fantasy. Good lord. Is this how it begins?

 

 

If they ever commission a Solavellan sitcom, we know who to call to write it.


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(Disgusted Noise) Tramp Stamp?


No? I'm getting my dragon age tattoo.

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If they ever commission a Solavellan sitcom, we know who to call to write it.

Slovellan sitcom just reminds me of the earlier post I saw when browsing here:

 

Solas: I'm gonna do the thing!

Inq: Don't do the thing!
Solas: I did the thing.

Inq: Oh Solas... *Cue canned laugh track and applause*


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I could definitely see Solas introducing a baby to an eldritch horror like it was nothing. 


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Fanart about Solas in the DLC. So spoilers!

 


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Oh my goodness..this is too adorable!  Little Plushie Solas. <3

http://akakiiromidor...eting-522457037

 

I wish I were talented enough to make plushies.


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YOU MADE FAMILY!SOLAS SADDER.

 

WHY DID YOU MAKE IT SADDER?

 

*digs out the ice cream and chick flicks.*

 

THIS IS MY LIFE NOW, DARTH.

 

I'M JUST TRYING TO BE REALISTIC BEFORE WEEKES GIVES ME MORE HEARTACHE

 

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oh dear weekes, the great bearded one, please bestow upon us some semblance of a happy ending with solas and lavellan PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF SOLAS' THIGHS AND LAVELLAN'S BOOTY DON'T JUST LEAVE US HANGING


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I could definitely see Solas introducing a baby to an eldritch horror like it was nothing. 

 

'But vhenan, it's my best friend.'


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Fanart about Solas in the DLC. So spoilers!

 

 

Spoiler


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Oh my goodness..this is too adorable!  Little Plushie Solas. <3

http://akakiiromidor...eting-522457037

 

I wish I were talented enough to make plushies.

 

 

That is so adorable, it hurts. Faving, and wishing I could art or make plushies.


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#91413
RogueBait

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If they ever commission a Solavellan sitcom, we know who to call to write it.

 

I would be honoured.



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Spoiler

 

At this point, I'm not sure if it makes me sad, or makes me laugh to see Solas being treated so poorly. Probably a bit of both.



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Spoiler

Minaeve actually did that too. I think it's just the accent.  I actually like that way better. It flows off the tongue a little nicer...so you know...when you might say it...to him...at times...


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I would be honoured.

 

 

I am now actually thinking about a Solavellan sitcom and the roles of Inner Circle in it.  I'm sure I was normal before this Solas thread.

 

Or maybe not.  One of my first actions here was the Solas version of Let It Go.


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'But vhenan, it's my best friend.'

Let's be real, Solas would totally give that baby to Corypheus.

 

It probably didn't even belong to him - it's probably called, like, Mythal_baby in the devnotes.


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I am now actually thinking about a Solavellan sitcom and the roles of Inner Circle in it. I'm sure I was normal before this Solas thread.

Or maybe not. One of my first actions here was the Solas version of Let It Go.


Meh. Normal is for lesser beings who do not know the agony and the ecstasy of the Solas hellspiral :D
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Also more hellspiral music - This is Solas' life RIGHT NOW YOU GUYS

 

Spoiler

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Let's be real, Solas would totally give that baby to Corypheus.

 

It probably didn't even belong to him - it's probably called, like, Mythal_baby in the devnotes.

 

Out of likes, but this made me laugh.

<3


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#91421
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No? I'm getting my dragon age tattoo.

Lol it'd be a hell of a lot more interesting if it was a tramp stamp tho XD Someone should get the Hawke rune sigil there.



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Let's be real, Solas would totally give that baby to Corypheus.

 

It probably didn't even belong to him - it's probably called, like, Mythal_baby in the devnotes.

 

Corypheus Babysitting Agency.

 

He's got to get the funds for his war somewhere.


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#91423
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No? I'm getting my dragon age tattoo.

Ok...I guess I didn't word that correctly...

 

I was making a joke that you were getting the phrase (disgusted noise) as a tramp stamp but I guess no one else found it funny *shrug*

 

Don't mind me, I'll just leave, now.



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I could definitely see Solas introducing a baby to an eldritch horror like it was nothing. 

'But vhenan, it's my best friend.'

 

Exactly.

 

I am now actually thinking about a Solavellan sitcom and the roles of Inner Circle in it.  I'm sure I was normal before this Solas thread.

 

Or maybe not.  One of my first actions here was the Solas version of Let It Go.

 

I'm imagining the inner circle like the cast of Full House or something. And it would be so cheesy and glorious I kind of feel like I need to write this mockery, complete with 90s sitcom musical intro/freeze frames. It's become a thing in my mind.

 

I'll write a complete pilot episode, scent it with perfume and chuck it and a packet of glitter into an envelope and send it to Bioware with my casting suggestions. They probably get **** like that all the time. No big deal.

 

Also, I'm pretty sure I wasn't normal before this Solas thread. But it certainly hasn't helped.


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Corypheus Babysitting Agency.

 

He's got to get the funds for his war somewhere.

Corypheus Day Care Magister:

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