Hahaha. Geth consensus!
Quick! Solas thread to the rescue! Oxi, distract her! Delphine, get the cake! I will... uh... help destroy it. We cannot risk Royal getting sick!
I eat about anything. Except for licorice. Usually I really try to control myself, but when there's a buffet my mind just goes on vacation to never-never land.
And I know that, I fail so hard too. My whole life is basically one big failure. That's why people tend to like me so much, my failings are very entertaining. 
IT'S TOO LATE, I HAVE TASTED HEAVEN and there's nothing you can do about it!!
LOL, just a little taste...won't hurt....too much....

Seriously though, I'm being careful, no worries.
Aaaaah, it is a shame, if only food teleportation existed, I would feed the whole Solas thread, because we definitely cooked like mad people 
EDIT: TOP
Solas disapproves of my decision, and he is recommending some tea. Says we should do an exchange...tea for cake.
