Because it's beautifuuuul.
*snip*
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I think it's obvious what you have to do, Nikki. Move to Vancouver.
This will not do.
No castle. 0/10.Its not a real city unless you have medieval fortifications.
Also, Solas wouldn't eat at Tim Hortons because...reasons.
BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS SLAVE LABOUR DO NOT EVER WORK THERE EVER.
GASP! I ALSO live in Vancouver! But the other, less popular one in Washington.
I don't live in any Vancouver.
Just Fargo.
This will not do.

BUT LOOK AT THE TREES! And cheap affordable housing!!
Tim Horton's is just about the only thing I miss about Ohio.
Why would anyone live in Vancouver? It's too damn cold.
That's why I moved to South Carolina.

BUT LOOK AT THE TREES! And cheap affordable housing!!
We definitely don't have either of those in California ![]()
But on the flip side, I'm going to BlizzCon. And I don't have to fly across the country to do it.
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Hahaha. I see what you did there. ![]()
No castle. 0/10.Its not a real city unless you have medieval fortifications.
It's not a real city unless you have coyotes running through it and Grizzly bears gnashing their teeth at you from the outskirts. *folds arms*
Edit: I am out of likes of course. I like your post MoonDrummer. I want a castle. u_u Solas?
BECAUSE THAT PLACE IS SLAVE LABOUR DO NOT EVER WORK THERE EVER.
But their sandwiches are delicious

We definitely don't have either of those in California
But on the flip side, I'm going to BlizzCon. And I don't have to fly across the country to do it.
Yeah, no trees in Cali...

Maker, I miss NoCal. Here I have no trees but shelter belts and not a mountain for hundreds of miles. We've got affordable housing in spades, though!
Hold the phone. You live in Vancouver? Wanna know who else lives in Vancouver?
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I applaud you for trying to get this back on the Solas track. I can't even manage at this point. I'm still reeling from the idea of Sebastian-Bach-as-he-appeared-on-Trailer-Park-Boys!Dirthamen and someone else on this thread living in Vancouver. Whaaaaaat.
GET DEAD! Are you serious? That is rad! Everyone from this thread should move here, so we can have slumber parties.
Yeah, no trees in Cali...
Not many in the urban jungle where I live
Unless you count palm trees, which I don't. They're loser wannabe trees. I may have a chip on my shoulder about people decorating them like Christmas trees. S*** ain't right.
California has magnificent endemic oak trees. I have fallen out of a few in my time. *waves cane*
...Solas would like oak trees. He'd be all into the ~meaning~
Ooh, I love the idea of Solas climbing trees. For some reason I imagine him as being ridiculously spry about it, scampering right up to get the good fruit from the highest branches and then looking down at the party like, "What?"
...Solas would like oak trees. He'd be all into the ~meaning~
Now I'm picturing Solas as a national park ranger, talking everyone's ear off about trees. He can talk about all the trees he likes in that voice. I'm down ![]()
It's not a real city unless you have coyotes running through it and Grizzly bears gnashing their teeth at you from the outskirts. *folds arms*
This is why you need a castle. I am reasonably certain that there have been no coyotes or Grizzly bears in my town.
We also have a ghost called Buttoncap.
Vancouver has nothing on us.
Now I'm picturing Solas as a national park ranger, talking everyone's ear off about trees. He can talk about all the trees he likes in that voice. I'm down
He's got the high waisted khaki shorts and the fun ranger hat. LOOKIN' GOOD.
We definitely don't have either of those in California
I would like to direct your attention to the perfectly habitable under-bridge area, here. Also, many affordable living spaces have recently been converted from creekbeds!
Solas Ranger Rick AU is canon now.
He can visit elementary schools and tell kids about how wolves are intelligent, practical creatures that the small-minded view as savage beasts
So I googled ranger in khaki shorts - Pretty relevant. Also...don't care. GREAT MOVIE.
