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[BoscoBread]

Nikki you are perfect!!!'

[legbamel]

Solas's Grade 6 photo?

[RogueBait]

GET DEAD! Are you serious? That is rad! Everyone from this thread should move here, so we can have slumber parties.

 

YES. Well not Vancouver proper, but New West, so yeah! I am so into the idea of everyone in this thread moving here for epic Dragon Age slumber parties. We could all have matching dread wolf slippers and onesies, and instead of smacking each other with pillows, we could craft perfect dread wolf orb replicas and chuck them into things until they smash and then laugh and laugh. (I know how to party.)

 

In actuality, I'd probably get drunk off three beer, cackle like a hyena and fall asleep to the sound of everyone else theory crafting, while clutching a poorly rendered drawing of Solas to my chest.

 

This is why you need a castle. I am reasonably certain that there have been no coyotes or Grizzly bears in my town.

 

We also have a ghost called Buttoncap.

Vancouver has nothing on us.

 

You're in Northern Ireland, right? Evidently the UK's largest predator is the seal. :3 Aw. Wait, I've got it: let's have a trial by combat to determine whose city is best. For my champion, I choose the Grizzly bear. Heh. Heheh.

 

I lol'd pretty hard at Buttoncap. That's the most adorable sounding ghost ever.

 

Solas Ranger Rick AU is canon now. 

 

I now have an intense urge to draw Solas as an uptight park ranger. With tiny shorts, for some reason.

[nikki-tikki]

He can mounty me any time.

 

Get it? Because... 

 

I'll show myself out. 

 

I'm Canadian of course I get it! Mounty puns are the greatest.

[Heidirs]

Spoiler

 

 

Is there anything Solas can't make look good?

[BoscoBread]

Is there anything Solas can't make look good?

A stable relationship

[Kestrel]

YES. Well not Vancouver proper, but New West, so yeah! I am so into the idea of everyone in this thread moving here for epic Dragon Age slumber parties. We could all have matching dread wolf slippers and onesies, and instead of smacking each other with pillows, we could craft perfect dread wolf orb replicas and chuck them into things until they smash and then laugh and laugh. (I know how to party.)

 

In actuality, I'd probably get drunk off three beer, cackle like a hyena and fall asleep to the sound of everyone else theory crafting, while clutching a poorly rendered drawing of Solas to my chest.

 

 

You're in Northern Ireland, right? Evidently the UK's largest predator is the seal. :3 Aw. Wait, I've got it: let's have a trial by combat to determine whose city is best. For my champion, I choose the Grizzly bear. Heh. Heheh.

 

I lol'd pretty hard at Buttoncap. That's the most adorable sounding ghost ever.

 

 

I now have an intense urge to draw Solas as an uptight park ranger. With tiny shorts, for some reason.

 

Please. Please. Please. 

 

I will write you Solas Ranger Rick. 

[legbamel]

[snip awesomeness]

 

I now have an intense urge to draw Solas as an uptight park ranger. With tiny shorts, for some reason.

Khaki short-shorts are canon on Ranger Solas, natch.

[RogueBait]

He can visit elementary schools and tell kids about how wolves are intelligent, practical creatures that the small-minded view as savage beasts 

 

So I googled ranger in khaki shorts - Pretty relevant.  Also...don't care. GREAT MOVIE.

Spoiler

 

Because Park Ranger + Canada = RCMP 

 

Introducing RCMP Officer Solas.

 

Spoiler

He can mounty me any time.

 

Get it? Because... 

 

I'll show myself out. 

*furiously clicking the like button to no avail* ಠ_ಠ

[Heidirs]

A stable relationship

 

OUCH!

 

[Heidirs]

I now have an intense urge to draw Solas as an uptight park ranger. With tiny shorts, for some reason.

 

Yes. Just yes.

[nikki-tikki]

A stable relationship

 

[Heidirs]

Can I just not sleep tonight?

 

I love this thread...

[RogueBait]

A stable relationship

 

Zing!

 

Please. Please. Please. 

 

I will write you Solas Ranger Rick. 

 

If you write me a Ranger Rick!Solas drabble, I will draw him. *tents fingers*

 

Though after seeing Nikki's fabulous Mounty!Solas, I'm feeling a mighty need to draw that version of him, too. Oh god. This is how the utter descent into complete fandom madness begins, isn't it? Friendship chat gals, is this how it starts? The progression to twerking Hobo!Solas? Yes?

[nikki-tikki]

Zing!

 

 

If you write me a Ranger Rick!Solas drabble, I will draw him. *tents fingers*

 

Though after seeing Nikki's fabulous Mounty!Solas, I'm feeling a mighty need to draw that version of him, too. Oh god. This is how the utter descent into complete fandom madness begins, isn't it? Friendship chat gals, is this how it starts? The progression to twerking Hobo!Solas? Yes?

 

Yeah pretty much.

[Kestrel]

Zing!

 

 

If you write me a Ranger Rick!Solas drabble, I will draw him. *tents fingers*

 

Though after seeing Nikki's fabulous Mounty!Solas, I'm feeling a mighty need to draw that version of him, too. Oh god. This is how the utter descent into complete fandom madness begins, isn't it? Friendship chat gals, is this how it starts? The progression to twerking Hobo!Solas? Yes?

 

I grew up on Ranger Rick. I GOT THIS. 

 

I know nothing about mounties though. Maybe I'll just throw in some maple syrup and call it a day. 

[Heidirs]

So since everyone apparently lives in Vancouver, I'm assuming I don't have much of a chance of running into anyone at DragonCon this year... 

[nikki-tikki]

I grew up on Ranger Rick. I GOT THIS. 

 

I know nothing about mounties though. Maybe I'll just throw in some maple syrup and call it a day. 

 

Maple Syrup, Moose, Beavers, Maple leaves, Bad Tim Hortons coffee, and of course the game of the gods Hockey.

[RogueBait]

Yeah pretty much.

 

 

(It's me. And except instead of a pool, it's a pile of trash.)

 

I grew up on Ranger Rick. I GOT THIS. 

 

I know nothing about mounties though. Maybe I'll just throw in some maple syrup and call it a day. 

 

You supply the Ranger Rick, Solas'll supply the major di--HAHAh. Sorry. I'm wired on hilarious forum posts right now.

 

EDIT: Oh good, ToP.

 

Spoiler

 

Source.

[Kestrel]

A group of bored school children stand before the park ranger. They can't resist looking at his legs. They are very white, and very exposed. 

 

"Mom," one girl asks, "Why does that man have such tiny shorts?" 

"Well, dear. Some men just dress like that. Political correctness deems we accept it." 

 

Not hearing the exchange, Ranger Solas drones on. "What most people know about the wolf," he begins, "has very little basis in truth. Wolves are not vicious killers." Several little boys in the group get visibly sad. 

 

"Tales of lone wolves picking off sheep are greatly exaggerated. No wolf can survive without a pack." He looks very lonely. 

 

"Now, would you kids like to howl like a wolf?" They are all slightly too old for this. They look at each other. Mistaking this for enthusiasm, Solas goes into a long, rather shaky, imitation of a wolf's howl. He even stretches his body out, which makes his shorts go uncomfortably high. Several children avert their eyes. 

 

"Now, let's learn about reciprocal feeding habits among wolves!" There is an audible groan. 

[Heidirs]

I just found this image just now. I did not know this image existed.

 

Spoiler

 

It's totally appropriate.

[Giton]

Zing!

 

 

If you write me a Ranger Rick!Solas drabble, I will draw him. *tents fingers*

 

Though after seeing Nikki's fabulous Mounty!Solas, I'm feeling a mighty need to draw that version of him, too. Oh god. This is how the utter descent into complete fandom madness begins, isn't it? Friendship chat gals, is this how it starts? The progression to twerking Hobo!Solas? Yes?

The arc of fandom always bends towards twerking Hobo!Solas (and horse-shaped Samson and Smurf Beard Blackwall)

[RogueBait]

A group of bored school children stand before the park ranger. They can't resist looking at his legs. They are very white, and very exposed. 

 

"Mom," one girl asks, "Why does that man have such tiny shorts?" 

"Well, dear. Some men just dress like that. Political correctness deems we accept it." 

 

Not hearing the exchange, Ranger Solas drones on. "What most people know about the wolf," he begins, "has very little basis in truth. Wolves are not vicious killers." Several little boys in the group get visibly sad. 

 

"Tales of lone wolves picking off sheep are greatly exaggerated. No wolf can survive without a pack." He looks very lonely. 

 

"Now, would you kids like to howl like a wolf?" They are all slightly too old for this. They look at each other. Mistaking this for enthusiasm, Solas goes into a long, rather shaky, imitation of a wolf's howl. He even stretches his body out, which makes his shorts go uncomfortably high. Several children avert their eyes. 

 

"Now, let's learn about reciprocal feeding habits among wolves!" There is an audible groan. 

 

I am basically laughing and shrieking at the same time. One high-pitched noise of insane glee. You have given me GOLD.

 

I'm gonna do this right. You might have to wait a few days...

[Addai]

The Architect may be dead in one or two of my playthroughs. Or, you know, all of them.

Yeah, mine too. His plan reeks crazy.

[Heidirs]

I'm gonna do this right. You might have to wait a few days...

 

We will wait.