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[Elira]

 

you people are an nbc dateline special waiting to happen

 

"local girl gang robs grocery store of eggs, ritually sets them alight, cries about it, more at 11"

 

This is accurate.

 

I may have laughed.

 

Hard.

 

And it may have resembled villainous cackling.

 

And I may not be sorry in the least.

[Illyria]

'm!Brosca and Solas: The bitterness of failure'

 

Also:

 

'f!Adaar and Solas: What's the password'

 

...

 

'Cole and Justice: Bathing Together'

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done with the generator.

 

*nopes the hell out of there*

[Elira]

I bet the like quota makes kittens cry. 

[Cee]

'm!Brosca and Solas: The bitterness of failure'

 

Also:

 

'f!Adaar and Solas: What's the password'

 

...

 

'Cole and Justice: Bathing Together'

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done with the generator.

 

*nopes the hell out of there*

 

 

I got a Cole and Justice one too. Might have been "Getting to know you." That one is.....worse.

 

 

I hope to ease this headache at some point and maybe I'll take another crack at writing more tonight.

[Illyria]

I got a Cole and Justice one too. Might have been "Getting to know you." That one is.....worse.

 

 

I hope to ease this headache at some point and maybe I'll take another crack at writing more tonight.

 

This has actually really helped to get me writing.  They may be just short, stupid little things but it's nice to be getting something on paper.

[Cee]

I have that Lavellan and Dorian thing I've been conceptualizing so I want to at least draft that. Dorian is her best friend and post-Solas, he's the one there for her the most, but I want to show their friendship a bit first. Especially since it's a close friendship between an elf and an Altus from Tevinter.

 

These prompts have made my day better though.

 

And as I've said before, I'm new to writing down fanfiction stuff (though I have basically been headcanoning things forever) but it has really been helpful lately. I've found that these little challenges to myself have helped me get back into fiction writing. So maybe I will be able to get back to original stuff again as well.

[phosphene]

Cassandra: Is that perfume?
Solas: You must be… (hesitates). Strange. Perhaps it’s the trees.

romance specific banter that only triggers in deserts

 

marking your territory: headcanon confirmed

[KarateKats]

This is really relevant to the thread cause Wolf = Solas

 

Spoiler

I'm totally not hellspiraling over Sehun x Luhan with Liz again.

[Kestrel]

romance specific banter that only triggers in deserts

 

marking your territory: headcanon confirmed

 

I bet it's fancy Orlesian perfume too. 

[Elira]

I had to do one. Just one. I couldn't resist.

 

Wade & Revenant, buried wants.

 

Spoiler

"Wade," called Herren. "Who are you talking to?"

 

"No one, dear Herren!" Wade called back, hiding his annoyance behind forced cheer. He huffed out a breath dramatically. "Maker's stockings, that man never understands me! Have you ever felt that way, my dear Revvy? As if no matter how much you love someone, they never understand the complicated intricacies of who you are?"

 

Revenant lifted the tea cup from its saucer, pinkie extended, and took a tentative sip. It was scolding hot, burning all the way down, just his preference. Once the tea was finished, he replaced the cup on its saucer, and then spoke. "All the time."

 

"Buried wants are the worst," sniffed Wade. "At least you understand me, Revvy."

 

"Of course, my dear Wade," said Revenant tenderly.

 

Wade burst into tears, throwing himself at his Revvy, and clung to him, pouring out his love in snot-nosed, blubbering confessions of love, regrets, and sweet, sweet romance. Revenant held him affectionately, whispering sweet words in his ear. 

 

They stayed like that for some time, drawing comfort from one another's warmth.

 

Epilogue: Solas Disapproves.

[The Oracle]

Doge needs to be photoshopped onto the breakup scene.  You all the know the bit I'm talking about.

 

Wow. Such heartbreak.  Many butt grab.  Much vallaslin.
 

 

Ha! I read that as "Much vaseline" and couldn't help but think TMI.

[legbamel]

Ok. This could actually be really ridiculously beautiful. Imagine this older women - because she's got to be almost 40-50 by the time she meets Abelas. She runs away with Abelas - HE SHOWS HER HOW TO LIVE.  She lets that stupid bun down.  They have lots of hot sex in the woods.  Lady Chatterly's Lover. YES.  I'm for this.

No.

 

It'll be more like this.

 

Abelas: I trust you have some experience with elves, shemlen.

Isolde: WHO EEEES THIS CREATURE, TEEEEEAGAAAAAN?

Abelas: [shields his ears and curses] Has a new form of demon arisen during my long slumber?

Teagan: Yes, the hysterical Orlesian.

[Illyria]

No.

 

It'll be more like this.

 

Abelas: I trust you have some experience with elves, shemlen.

Isolde: WHO EEEES THIS CREATURE, TEEEEEAGAAAAAN?

Abelas: [shields his ears and curses] Has a new form of demon arisen during my long slumber?

Teagan: Yes, the hysterical Orlesian.

 

I sometimes wonder if Isolde's actress is aware of how many memes she created.

[BoscoBread]

romance specific banter that only triggers in deserts

 

marking your territory: headcanon confirmed

Unfortunately...it's just the trees.  Viv confirms this. With the banter bug and most people hating viv and thus not having her around, it was missed.   - This is from a million pages back.

 

http://forum.bioware...ead/?p=18260406

 

slmisfit, on 02 Jan 2015 - 11:27 PM, said:

Just an FYI, but the "perfume banter" is actually a Cassandra banter that is not exclusive to Solas, so it has nothing to do with the Solas romance. Apparently there are trees in the Hissing Wastes that let off a nice smell but apparently are also poisonous. Viv's the one who clears that up.

 

[Illyria]

I thought I'd got out of prompt hell, but nope.  I'm back in.

 

And my first was 'The Architect and Adrian: stuck in an elevator.'

 

Poor Architect...

 

EDIT:

 

Sloth Demon and Carver Hawke: Formal Courting.

 

EDIT (again)

 

Vivienne and Adrian: Drunken Shenanigans.

 

The cause of the mage rebellion out drinking with a pro-circle mage?  What could go wrong?

[Catfishers]

I sometimes wonder if Isolde's actress is aware of how many memes she created.

 

My housemate and I recently discovered that I can do a more than reasonable impression of Isolde and I don't know if I'm proud or horrified.

[phosphene]

Unfortunately...it's just the trees.  Viv confirms this. With the banter bug and most people hating viv and thus not having her around, it was missed.   - This is from a million pages back.

 

http://forum.bioware...ead/?p=18260406

why can't we have nice things? :(

[BoscoBread]

why can't we have nice things?

We can.  Solas is still nice. 

[Illyria]

'Solas and Aidan: Caught Red Handed'

 

Spoiler

Aidan noticed the door of his supply shed in Skyhold had been left ajar.

Funny he thought I locked that.

'Shut up, yeah.  Someone's gonna hear us.'

He recongised Sera's destinctive voice immediatly, and was about to push open the door and kick her out (again) when he heard the reply.

'I am not the one who keeps laughing.'

Solas?  That couldn't be right.  The older elf was sensible and hardly the sort to accomany Sera on her insane pranks.

'Well, it's funny, innit?  It's all... so... funny.  I said funny, right?  Fun-nun-nun-nun-nunny.'

'Would the both of you hush.  I'm trying to hear the universe speaking.'

INQUISTIOR LAVELLAN?  Adian pushed open the door.  There was a strong smell of burning elfroot.

'What are the three of you -'  he trailed off when the three elves simultaniously turned to look at him with wide, staring eyes.

Aidan backed out.  Whatever the elves were doing with the elfroot he didn't want to know.

 

Inspired by the numerious elfroot comics.

[Elira]

'Solas and Aidan: Caught Red Handed'

 

Spoiler

Aidan noticed the door of his supply shed in Skyhold had been left ajar.

Funny he thought I locked that.

'Shut up, yeah.  Someone's gonna hear us.'

He recongised Sera's destinctive voice immediatly, and was about to push open the door and kick her out (again) when he heard the reply.

'I am not the one who keeps laughing.'

Solas?  That couldn't be right.  The older elf was sensible and hardly the sort to accomany Sera on her insane pranks.

'Well, it's funny, innit?  It's all... so... funny.  I said funny, right?  Fun-nun-nun-nun-nunny.'

'Would the both of you hush.  I'm trying to hear the universe speaking.'

INQUISTIOR LAVELLAN?  Adian pushed open the door.  There was a strong smell of burning elfroot.

'What are the three of you -'  he trailed off when the three elves simultaniously turned to look at him with wide, staring eyes.

Aidan backed out.  Whatever the elves were doing with the elfroot he didn't want to know.

 

Inspired by the numerious elfroot comics.

 

*Presses like button obsessively, but to no avail.* 

 

*Throws more heart-shaped confetti at you.*

[phosphene]

We can.  Solas is still nice. 

yeah good thing we'll always have

 

OH WAIT

 

[phosphene]

*Presses like button obsessively, but to no avail.* 

 

*Throws more heart-shaped confetti at you.*

yeah i'm dry too, i try and come back the next day but by then there are more posts i want to like

[legbamel]

'm!Brosca and Solas: The bitterness of failure'

 

Also:

 

'f!Adaar and Solas: What's the password'

 

...

 

'Cole and Justice: Bathing Together'

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm done with the generator.

 

*nopes the hell out of there*

So Cole and Justice knew each other in the Fade, right?  They were baby spirits together, splashing happily in their Fade-bathtub as the Spirit of Motherliness scrubbed their little heads.  It's so sad that Cole has forgotten him. 

[Elira]

yeah i'm dry too, i try and come back the next day but by then there are more posts i want to like

 

It's not nice at all. I suffer from that same problem.

[Illyria]

So Cole and Justice knew each other in the Fade, right?  They were baby spirits together, splashing happily in their Fade-bathtub as the Spirit of Motherliness scrubbed their little heads.  It's so sad that Cole has forgotten him. 

 

You just made that prompt better yet so much sadder.