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[MTC]

Haha yeah.  I think mine...that i can remember(and that was made when after i was born) was little mermaid. 

Me too. And where the hell was Sebastian the crab, when we needed him in that wyvern den? He would have sung us some smooth jams, and made everything OK.

[Uirebhiril]

Me too. And where the hell was Sebastian the crab, when we needed him in that wyvern den? He would have sung us some smooth jams, and made everything OK.

 

That just asks for a "Kiss The Girl" Solas video. Not that it was hard to get him to kiss the girl at all...

[Cee]

Me too. And where the hell was Sebastian the crab, when we needed him in that wyvern den? He would have sung us some smooth jams, and made everything OK.

But maybe he could've saved the day. Damn it, Solas, you needed that encouragement.

[CapricornSun]

But maybe he could've saved the day. Damn it, Solas, you needed that encouragement.

 

I'm eating an orange, and I nearly spat out my orange because of that fish spit thing (it's hilarious).

 

Just thought you'd know. xD

[Lunapur]

https://twitter.com/...301285879980032

 

. . .Weekes.

 

 

Omg

[Illyria]

https://twitter.com/...301285879980032

 

. . .Weekes.

 

Edit: ToP

 

 

I am hoping this means that he's shooting down pantheon or Abelas headcaons.  Sorry pantheon and Abelas fans, but I'd drown them in rivers of blood to keep Solas safe. 
 

[Cee]

I am hoping this means that he's shooting down pantheon or Abelas headcaons.  Sorry pantheon and Abelas fans, but I'd down them in rivers of blood to keep Solas safe. 
 

 

I hope he was conferring with her over something more general, now that he's lead writer. But you never know how else he could mess with our feelings.

 

Also, thank you for quoting that gif again.

[Illyria]

I'm so confused by these prompts. ;_; What's going on?

 

Also, dat Weekes tweet. WEEKES NO!

 

There's a Dragon Age prompt generator.  It involves every character from DA.  It can lead to strange results.
 

Also, I'm not sure what is going on.  I clicked on the generation and next thing I know my post count has gone up by about a million and there's terrible fanfiction everywhere.

[Cee]

There's a Dragon Age prompt generator.  It involves every character from DA.  It can lead to strange results.
 

 

AKA dying of laughter and relieving the hellspiral a bit.

[Illyria]

Alright, I'm going to have to try this prompt response thing. Feel free to disregard my failed attempts at humor.

 

'The Inquisitor & Seneschal Bran: when no one is looking'

 

Spoiler

The Inquisitor peeked out from the side of the barn, eyes darting from one end of the courtyard to the other in a conspiratorial fashion. One or two soldiers bustled about on Inquisition business, business that was surely too important to merit investigation of two entangled forms in the shadows... no, it was too risky. She bit her lip as she waited for what few potential witnesses were left to dissipate. 

 

When the coast was clear of all but the merchants, the Inquisitor ducked back into the shadows.

 

"It's just you and me, Seneschal Bran..."

 

The Inquisitor batted her eyelashes seductively and whatnot, slowly approaching the Seneschal. As she drew near, her eyes took in his features: his hair was kind of...nice? Maybe? No, not really. His eyes were... um, his face was...?... His arse?... Uh...er. F**k it.

 

The Seneschal's face drew into it's all too familiar, 'better than thou' expression. "That's 'Provisional Viscount of Kirkwall', actually-"

 

"Oh, shut up and go with it."

 

The Inquisitor thrust Seneschal Bran against the wall of the barn. Their brief moment of heated passion, tousled hair, and unfastened buttons was interrupted by a cry of, "WHAT in the name of ANDRASTE'S ASS."

 

There stood Varric, shielding his eyes from the illicit love scene as though blinded with pain.

 

"Varric!" gasped the Inquisitor. A disgruntled Seneschal Bran was forcibly shoved into a pile of hay that was probably clean of horse droppings and stray pitchforks...probably. "We were jus- uh, I was just... not doing what you probably think I was doing."

 

"Hey, I didn't see anything." Varric slowly backed away from the side of the barn. "... that's what I'm going to tell myself for the next couple months to stop the nightmares, anyways." he muttered.

 

The Inquisitor slowly brought her palm to her forehead.

 

...Good God, what am I doing.

 

shhhh,, juth let it happen.
 

[Illyria]

AKA dying of laughter and relieving the hellspiral a bit.

 

It seems the entire of yesterday went between 'the saddest film moments of our childhoods' and 'crack fanfiction'.

[Maria13]

There's a Dragon Age prompt generator.  It involves every character from DA.  It can lead to strange results.
 

Also, I'm not sure what is going on.  I clicked on the generation and next thing I know my post count has gone up by about a million and there's terrible fanfiction everywhere.

 

The prompter is not really working for me, I thought I knew Dragon Age, I've played all the games but I keep getting characters who are entirely unfamiliar…

 

Lysas? Who the heck is Lysas?

[Illyria]

The prompter is not really working for me, I thought I knew Dragon Age, I've played all the games but I keep getting characters who are entirely unfamiliar…

 

Lysas? Who the heck is Lysas?

 

He's the elven mage from In Hushed Whispers who greets you at the gate to Redcliffe, if I remember correctly.  The generator uses book characters (but not comic characters since I haven't had a single prompt with Mae), in-universe historical figures and DAMP characters.  I generally just google the ones I don't know.

[Cee]

I had to search Lysas and yes, he's that mage. But I kind of liked that i had a Cole & Lysas "snuggle party" prompt.

 

Whenever anyone tries to remotely sexualize Cole, my squick alarms go off. Like....no....just....don't go there,

[Cee]

Writing dialogue failure means I should give up and get to sleep and poke at this further another time. You know your dialogue is broken when your document has paragraphs with "[WORDS]" on the lines in between them.

[Illyria]

I had to search Lysas and yes, he's that mage. But I kind of liked that i had a Cole & Lysas "snuggle party" prompt.

 

Whenever anyone tries to remotely sexualize Cole, my squick alarms go off. Like....no....just....don't go there,

 

Most of my Cole prompts have been 'bathing together'.  Nope.  Nope nope nope nope nope.  And Ser Otta Alrik only shows up when it's something super sexual (although I did get 'Velanna/Otto Alrik: when no-one is looking' which I took to mean that is how she murders him.)  I did get 'Cole and Carver: on a high place looking down' and after reading Carver's entry in WoT2 I do want to write a 'Cole helps Carver' fic.

[Cee]

Iron Bull & Abelas

 

"I'll make an exception"
 

 

Briala & Solas

"a sound like thunder"

Yep, need to stop going to the prompt generator.

[CapricornSun]

Guys! Chapter 9 of Message Sent is now up!     

 

*goes to read it*

 

EDIT: Just finished reading it... Now I'm impatient for the next chapter... *___*

[Siha]

Spoiler

Wait! First Disney movie you ever saw?

Doesn't mean anything. (And we shouldn't forget that Lion King is 21 years old.)
The first Disney movie I ever saw was The Lady and The Tramp. And I was born a long time after 1955.
I also saw Arielle quite a few years after its release.
 
 
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[DragonRacer]

Okay, that prompt generator is pretty funny.

 

Also dying at this DAMP one... oh, Lawd...

 

Korbin & Argent

"fingers sliding under clothing"

 

For those unaware, Korbin is the dwarf Legionnaire and Argent is the Orlesian assassin. 

 

LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WOOOOOO

[DragonRacer]

Okay, I REALLY wanna see this one...

 

Morrigan & Dorian Pavus

"Get Drunk"

 

YES

[Illyria]

Okay, that prompt generator is pretty funny.

 

Also dying at this DAMP one... oh, Lawd...

 

Korbin & Argent

"fingers sliding under clothing"

 

For those unaware, Korbin is the dwarf Legionnaire and Argent is the Orlesian assassin. 

 

LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WOOOOOO

 

I keep getting Solas/Sidony prompts.  I looked her up and at least she's a mage, but I wish I could get the keeper or the arcane warrior...

[lynroy]

Okay, that prompt generator is pretty funny.

 

Also dying at this DAMP one... oh, Lawd...

 

Korbin & Argent

"fingers sliding under clothing"

 

For those unaware, Korbin is the dwarf Legionnaire and Argent is the Orlesian assassin. 

 

LOVE ON THE BATTLEFIELD WOOOOOO

I SHIP IT!

[Illyria]

Guys! Chapter 9 of Message Sent is now up!     

 

*goes to read it*

 

EDIT: Just finished reading it... Now I'm impatient for the next chapter... *___*

 

Yay!

 

Spoiler

Hawke!  And Krem being Krempuff in her phone!  AND THEY ALMOST MET ASDKFJASLDFJ.  I really hope Hawke is left ambiguous, that way I wont have to avoid reading the male pronouns if the author goes with Garrett.

[EnaShepard]

Hey, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope you'll get better soon. And I hope you have (professional) help to get out of the depression.

And, you know, if you want to talk or anything, we're here. The blanket fort is not only for the Solas-heartbroken.

*hugs*

 

I know it doesn't mean much from some stranger on the internet but I hope things are going okay for you.  If you ever feel the need to vent to someone drop me a PM.

Echoing the sentiments of what others have already said. Sorry to hear it, and know you're very much not alone. If you ever need someone to talk to, feel free to send me a PM. Keep on keeping on. Also, I know it's the last thing you'll feel like doing, but even mild exercise helps, if you can manage.

THANK YOU so much, guys, and also to the people who liked the post. It really really really really means a lot to me
I am going to get professional help soon, and I hope things will become better, in time. Coming here and reading you all is already a great moment of my day.

Today I had a particularily bad start of day - I had to undergo a surgery (foot, nothing dramatic but it hurts like hell now - guess it means I can stay at home and read all the thread haha), but it didn't really go well

Wonderful story put under spoilers because I'm really really hurting right now, and it made me so anxious and confused and afraid and I need to vent

Spoiler

I met the surgeon in the op room (25 min late), and she looked at my feet for, like, 10 sec, and then said “OK, you can go”, and she exited the room.

This surgery had been planned back in OCTOBER when we met (but she was not available before APRIL for another surgery HAHA) - because that surgeon AND her colleagueS thought it would REALLY be better if the other side of my foot also had the surgery.

And today, she says “No, it’s OK, you can go.”

I stayed in the op room thinking NO I’VE BEEN WAITING AND HURTING FOR YEARS NOW I AM GETTING THIS SURGERY.

After another 15 min, she came back, saw me, and told me “You can gooo”. At that moment, I was already very anxious, I didn't understand what was happening.
And I said that I didn’t understand, I was here for a surgery that had been planned on her advice, etc. And then she started almost yelling at me because I was “so rude” etc (WTF?). I finally made her understand that I get the idea of “no surgery FOR a surgery if it’s not necessary”, but this had made my life hell for YEARS now, so, please, could you operate that (damn- I didn’t say that word) foot????

So the surgery began, and it lasted waaaay less time than the first one, so I really hope she did everything OK.

And now I am back at my house and it’s starting to HURT LIKE HELL-