Solas and Blackwall play an MMO together. Solas is the tank and Blackwall is the healer.
I changed it to D&D, and I'm a bit rusty on the details but whatever. It's pretty long, sorry.
Varric: You enter the burial chamber, the walls are lined with what looks like an ancient language. Across the room are 3 coffins side by side, however it is so dark that you cant see which holds the ancient scroll.
Solas: Blackwall-
Blackwall: Ser Wall.
Solas: *Sigh* Ser Wall. Could you enlighten our situation.
Varric: That was terrible.
Blackwall: Very well. I pull out my torch and light it.
Solas: Hmm... I examine the chamber.
Varric: Give me a perception roll.
*Solas rolls an 8*
Varric: Hah! You trip over one of the coffins and it cracks open, inside you hear a gurgling noise.
Blackwall: Idiot.
Varric: Roll for initiative.
*Solas rolls a 4 and Blackwall rolls 6*
Varric: The monster pulls Flade in and lunges for his neck... does 22 damage... with your armour that's 15, which leaves you with 10 hp.
Solas: Ser Wall, heal me.
Blackwall: You can live with 10hp. I roll to attack, using arcane bolt.
*Blackwall rolls a 9*
Varric: You barely miss and hit Flade instead... for... 12 damage... leaving him with 2 hp.
Solas: I pull up my shield.
Varric: Can't. It fell outside the coffin.
Solas: Fine. Then I scramble out of the coffin.
Varric: You stumble out of the coffin and fall backwards on your head... killing you.
Solas: What! That is-
Blackwall: What you get. *laughs* More loot for me.
Solas: You should have healed me!
Blackwall: I didn't on purpose... I'm chaotic neutral, remember?
*Solas huffs a sigh and tosses his dice on the ground and storms out of the room*
*Both Blackwall and Varric are laughing*
Varric: The best part is that he isn't dead. I was just messing with him, he's knocked out.