Apparently I shouldn't trust my instincts.

Ignoring the horrible, horrible fates of Roche and Thaler

and my being a treacherous ass, I quite enjoyed 'Chancellor' Sigy and Witcher Ciri. (Especially the part about poor Emyhr's fate.

) The epilogue faked me out.
"OH GOD CIRI DIED OH MY GOD NO
WAIT, GERALT LOOKS TOO CALM OH MY GOD HE MUST BE MEETING HER
DAMMIT IT'S JUST A SWORD-SMITH
OH IT'S ZIRAEL. *sobbing* HE GOT A SWORD IN HER MEMORY
WHY ARE WE HEADING TO A TAVERN?
CAN IT
NO
CAN
...yes.
I was very pleased. And glad to see that CDProjekt's comment about 'letting Geralt enjoy his retirement' was no joke, as he settled down with Triss in Kovir quite happily.
I hope that someday, there is a Witcher 4, with Geralt as the happily tipsy father figure you check in with for hilarious drunken shenanigans between chapters, as you play Ciri. 
Overall, probably one of the best games I've played. Definitely one of my favorites. I just wished that the epilogue slides would cover more, because there was so much.
And I missed not seeing Iorveth and Saaskia, of course.
Time for an imperial playthrough with best buddy Roche making it through. 
And Yennefer. I really liked Triss's romance, but I can't not romance Yennefer.