Pffffft he'd wake up SO confused oh lord.
"Inquisitor....what are you doing?"
".....Well I saw something on your ears and......yeah I got nothing."
SOLAS: [JERKS AWAKE] [EYES WIDEN] [STARES]
INQUISITOR CADASH: [STARES BACK] [DOES NOT REMOVE HANDS]
SOLAS: [BLINKS RAPIDLY]
CADASH: I think I'm supposed to be apologizing, but I'm not really sorry?
SOLAS: [MORE BLINKING]
CADASH: You have very soft ears. Like a nuglet.
SOLAS: Let go.
CADASH: Can we timeshare?
SOLAS: Off.
I'm all out of likes again, so... LIKE.
Also, I'm kind of LOLing in my head at the idea of CreepQuisitor. 
Hey, if he's gonna be all grabby hands, he's just opening himself up to some retaliation, right? Fair's fair? No, not so much, Solas? *sigh* Yeah, figured as much.
I guess I'm the weird one....I imagine my inquisitor licking his ears not pinching them. 
Nope, not weird. That part would likely go hand-in-hand with my extremely small text about lightly nibbling the tips. 
And who is saying: "You shoud never have existed?" Oh god that is so meeeannn...I hope is not Solas right? I am not very much familiar with actor voice. I dunno but sounds like..Dorian...dunno why probably because those words are when Dorian falls with the rest...It really sounds like twisted evil Dorian voice to me
or if you betray him...lol my imagination...but then it can be the main villain... 
I thought that was the Big Bad saying the mean stuff. I could be wrong, but that was my assumption.
"Clap on..." *clap clap*... "Clap off..." *clap clap*
Oh, geez, I could see a Cloud Cuckoolander type of Inquisitor totally doing that if the Rift was controlled by her/his clapping. They clap, Rift disappears, everyone rejoices, Quizzy giggles like a 5-yeard-old and claps again, Rift reappears, people freak out, clap Rift gone again, clap, Rift back again.
Continued for about 5 minutes before Solas GRABS DAT HAND AND SHOVES IT IN THE RIFT. LOL