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[Sable Rhapsody]

Unfortunately I understand *why* nothing earth-shattering/world changing has happened as a result of our PCs actions.  It makes it hard to do sequels for games especially if you want to give people a choice (or an appearance of choice).  It's a mechanics/programming/budget issue.

 

Yeah, I know.  Which is why if BioWare ever decided to time-skip 2 Ages forward or so, and release a new series of games in future Thedas once the Dragon Age franchise is over, I'd be totally stoked.  That way, you could really explore all the subtle and not-so-subtle changes that come about as a result of things like the Inquisition's rise to power.  Things that take a few decades to really take hold.

[Elessara]

Yeah, I know.  Which is why if BioWare ever decided to time-skip 2 Ages forward or so, and release a new series of games in future Thedas once the Dragon Age franchise is over, I'd be totally stoked.  That way, you could really explore all the subtle and not-so-subtle changes that come about as a result of things like the Inquisition's rise to power.  Things that take a few decades to really take hold.

 

That would actually be cool.  I'd like to see that .. even if they added in icky guns and lasers!  ;p

[DarthEmpress]

Why'd we stop talking 'bout Solas' junk so soon?  I am disappointed in you all!

 

 

Well, he wouldn't disapprove, I guess... but I sure do! 

[Elessara]

Why'd we stop talking 'bout Solas' junk so soon?  I am disappointed in you all!

 

 

Well, he wouldn't disapprove, I guess... but I sure do! 

 

Soon?  This thread is over 4300 pages long!  And the new DLC isn't post game so probably not much really Solas related in it.  Not that I'm not looking forward to the new DLC because I am.  

[nikki-tikki]

Why'd we stop talking 'bout Solas' junk so soon?  I am disappointed in you all!

 

Okay but like....why...

 

[S.W.]

Heavy risk...

 

but the thiiiiiiiighs.

 

this needs to become the official new slogan of the DA:I elven fan squad.

 

in other news I found this on tumblr today and completely lost my ****.

[Sabriel.]

in other news I found this on tumblr today and completely lost my ****.

That is perfection, omg. _{(You totally do shave your head to look more wise and cool, don't you Solas?!)}

[Illyria]

Okay but like....why...

 

 

Discussing the junk of a pixel isn't my cup of tea but this is the Solas thread.  It's highly probable that some of us here are his fans.

[Giton]

Discussing the junk of a pixel isn't my cup of tea but this is the Solas thread.  It's highly probable that some of us here are his fans.

"Gagging" was a wonderful choice by nikki_tikki. It's ambidextrous in meaning here. People might be put off by Solas's junk--hence the gag-reflex, or, peut-etre, they might imagine "gagging" in a different context--something else triggers the gag-reflex. [innuendo alert]. 

 

Like how Erimond want to play Corypheus's lute. He would probably gag from excitement. [A lute is a string intrument and also signifies a disco stick inthis context]

 

And though nikki_tikki's choice of gif tells the reader how to translate her use of "gagging" as closer to gagging-because-ewww, as close readers, we should not discount the other consonances of her word-choice.  

 

And so, there's something for everyone.

[Elessara]

Discussing the junk of a pixel isn't my cup of tea but this is the Solas thread.  It's highly probable that some of us here are his fans.

 

Tbh I read DarthEmpress' post as Solas junk (as in stuff about Solas specifically) ... I missed the possessive apostrophe.  But otherwise I agree with your statement.

 

Sadly, talking about Solas' junk is more on topic than what we *were* talking about.

[Uirebhiril]

 

Sadly, talking about Solas' junk is more on topic than what we *were* talking about.

 

I'm going on the record as saying that posts about lyrium, D&D worlds and how it relates to technology and Dragon Age, and scientific/medical pseudo-discussion about the humors are always going to be preferable to outright discussion about a computer penis. For while I do not prude, just... really?  

[Illyria]

I'm going on the record as saying that posts about lyrium, D&D worlds and how it relates to technology and Dragon Age, and scientific/medical pseudo-discussion about the humors are always going to be preferable to outright discussion about a computer penis. For while I do not prude, just... really?

 

Seconded.

[Giton]

On the importance of pixel penis and the enhancement of the gaming experience:

 

NSFW: mentions non-lute d-slang

Spoiler

 

 

 

[nikki-tikki]

"Gagging" was a wonderful choice by nikki_tikki. It's ambidextrous in meaning here. People might be put off by Solas's junk--hence the gag-reflex, or, peut-etre, they might imagine "gagging" in a different context--something else triggers the gag-reflex. [innuendo alert]. 

 

Like how Erimond want to play Corypheus's lute. He would probably gag from excitement. [A lute is a string intrument and also signifies a disco stick inthis context]

 

And though nikki_tikki's choice of gif tells the reader how to translate her use of "gagging" as closer to gagging-because-ewww, as close readers, we should not discount the other consonances of her word-choice.  

 

And so, there's something for everyone.

 

 

Though I did mean eww. Discussing junk is kinda odd. Some people can still be fans and not obsess over his non existent pixel junk.

[Uirebhiril]

On the importance of pixel penis and the enhancement of the gaming experience:

 

NSFW: mentions non-lute d-slang

Spoiler

 

 

 

 

This takes me back to the days of NWN and Aribeth jiggle-boob mods. I should probably feel old now.

[BoscoBread]

Discussing the junk of a pixel isn't my cup of tea but this is the Solas thread.  It's highly probable that some of us here are his fans.

After seeing some of the horrors this fandom(read: Not this thread) has to provide.  I can't think of Solas and "junk" in the same sentence without wanting to vomit.  But Solas fandom - seriously Y'ALL NEED ANDRASTE!

 

[Illyria]

 

Though I did mean eww. Discussing junk is kinda odd. Some people can still be fans and not obsess over his non existent pixel junk.

 

^^^^^

 

After seeing some of the horrors this fandom(read: Not this thread) has to provide.  I can't think of Solas and "junk" in the same sentence without wanting to vomit.  But Solas fandom - seriously Y'ALL NEED ANDRASTE!

 

...

 

I am scared.

[DarthEmpress]

Wow... okay, everyone, I'll just go away and not bring this up again, even though I was just joking around...

[Elessara]

^^^^^

 

 

...

 

I am scared.

 

I'm not scared.  I'm puzzled.  Wanting to vomit over it is as odd to me as talking about it in the first place.  But if it makes people happy they can talk about it and vomit over it to their hearts content.

 

Although, that did lead me to thinking about things that actually would make me want to vomit.  Which in turn made me want to vomit.  So, thanks I guess.  

[Elessara]

Wow... okay, everyone, I'll just go away and not bring this up again, even though I was just joking around...

 

Eh, talk/joke about it all you want.  This IS the Solas thread.  And that topic is Solas related.  People who are bothered by it don't have to participate after all.

 

I might personally think it's a bit odd but I'm certainly not offended.

[BoscoBread]

I'm not scared.  I'm puzzled.  Wanting to vomit over it is as odd to me as talking about it in the first place.  But if it makes people happy they can talk about it and vomit over it to their hearts content.

 

Although, that did lead me to thinking about things that actually would make me want to vomit.  Which in turn made me want to vomit.  So, thanks I guess.  

Role play Solas blog + porn - shower  = GROSS.  

 

Especially if you stumble on it accidentally. 

 

Seriously - if you thought the "bottom" of the fandom was sort of  just crazed people...you were wrong. That's the abyss and it goes on forever.

 

Wow... okay, everyone, I'll just go away and not bring this up again, even though I was just joking around...

 

We're joking as well.  We've posted enough weird sexual stuff in the thread. Who cares.  Be free with your bad self Darth. Be free.  

[nikki-tikki]

Wow... okay, everyone, I'll just go away and not bring this up again, even though I was just joking around...

 

 

Jokes from both sides....

 

When did everyone become me and Kissiebear? 

[Elessara]

Kissiebear, you are making me so glad that the only Solas things I've been exposed to have been linked in this thread.  So very, very glad.

 

And now someone should post a pic of Solas in the mud-paint-armor, holding his staff up (the one he uses to cast spells, dammit people you're corrupting me) and caption it with, "FREEDOM!!"

 

And as an aside, mud and paint really shouldn't be used to refer to armor.  Unless you're saying, oh no mud and paint got splashed on my leather/metal armor!

[drosophila]

Eh, talk/joke about it all you want.  This IS the Solas thread.  And that topic is Solas related.  People who are bothered by it don't have to participate after all.

 

I might personally think it's a bit odd but I'm certainly not offended.

 

In the short time since I came to this thread we've gone over his freckles, his scar, the triangular shape of his face, the stitching of his sweater... to name a few. Might it be odd to be so obsessed with a pixelated character? Sure, maybe, but it doesn't hurt anyone, so what? In any case, since we've covered all these other body parts, I don't see how his junk would be any more offensive. We all seem to be adults in here. 

[tsunamitigerdragon]

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