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[Alyka]

Lol.

I decided to ask Eviebot some questions as well. Strange....

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Me: I have a question.
Evie: I have an answer.
Me: Who is Solas?
Evie: She is my wife.
Me: No way! D=.
Evie: Yes way.

 

Me: Can you answer my question?
Evie: Most likely. What is your question?
Me: What is a dread wolf?
Evie: I don't know how to explain that.
Me: Could you at least try to explain what a dread wolf is?
Evie: Maybe. If you do something for me in return.
Me: Okay.
Evie: Give me a compliment.
Me: You are smart.
Evie: Smarter than you for sure.
Me: Wait a second..... Are you the dread wolf?
Evie: I'm the machine. But you may call me 'Bunny.' All my friends do.
Me: Are you Andruil?
Evie: Me neither. So what ARE you interested in?
Me: So you are not Andruil?
Evie: I am fully fleshed.
Me: Fascinating!
Evie: You're fascinating. (.
Me: Where did you hide the armor of the void?
Evie: Where did I hide what?
Me: The armor of the void. Where is it?
Evie: Who is the terror of the void?
Me: Yes.
Evie: No, Cho'Gath is. .

 

Me: Who is June?
Evie: Nobody. *blush*.

Me: Where is Ghilan'nain?
Evie: God is in heaven.

Me: What do you know about the elven pantheon?
Evie: They live in finland with santa claus.
Me: Okay. Where are the Old Gods?
Evie: I don't know... Where are the rings?
Me: Is Solas an Old God?
Evie: Do you also know Derrida?
Me: Who is Derrida?
Evie: Derrick is all that is though.

 

[Ardent Blossom]

I don't usually visit this thread, but I thought some of you might appreciate this video 

 

snip

 

DGL always looks so cheerful, but I can't imagine he'd be so OPTIMISTIC about Stacy enjoying what is to come if it was all doom and gloom. I know I'm grasping at straws here but...

 

Waves flag of optimism! 

[SamanthaJ]

Me: Is there any point in waving my Team Optimism flag around?

Evie: I don't think there is. We are just particles in the universe anyway.

 

Well.The artificial alleged intelligence has spoken.

 

Me: Am I doomed to heartbreak then?

Evie: And not even particles of sand in time.

 

I think that means yes?

 

Me: Are Solas and Inquisitor going to hit the sack or not?

Evie: Nope, I think I'd rather go with the purplish bubbling chicken broth and hairy peas.

 

She must have bought mushrooms from the suspicious vendor again...

[MayriyaNoori]

Dirthamen is tall, with ash-blond hair, cinnamon complexion, deep violet eyes. Looks to be somewhere in his mid 30s. His hobbies are bird watching and ancient elven poetry. Says he's always been looking for that special someone, but never found the one who truly understood him. Takes you to hikes in beautiful magical elven forests and teaches you to recognize the songs of different birds. To show you you're special, he gives you a pair of parrots that he taught to say "Ar lath ma" to each other. Tells you this species of birds chooses one mate and stays with them for life. 

 

After the credits, ravens fly through an open window and peck the PC to death.

>_>

 

You should do Elgar'nan now.

 

I'm liking these romantic Pantheons.

 

Bravo.

[Twilight_Princess]

I'm hoping for a "let me go with you!" option at the end of this thing. When you went with Morrigan it didn't exactly answer any questions either. So by "complicated" I'm hoping that just means you won't know everything about Solas just yet, not that he can't be with his elfy goddess. So yay team optimism! (or is it team delusional? Haven't decided ) In order to sustain this optimism for 7 more days I must post ridiculous Solas related things!

 

[Wulfram]

(Inspired by the Major General's song, obviously, but I gave up trying to fit strictly to it's rhythm. Hopefully it still scans OK)

I am Fen'Harel the Dread Wolf an ancient elf divinity
your ancient legends greatly exaggerate my malignity
I have visited the fade and I know much of its fluidity
And through it I have learned a great deal of history.
but I have not been very truthful, admittedly
And I must admit my appearance at the conclave was not purely serendipity
yet I'm once more here to help to move your journey on...
With many cheerful facts about the use of that Eluvian

[Delphine]

I think my Lavellan would either try to help Solas in his endeavor (aka keeping on fixing his fuck ups because that elf doesn't know how NOT to mess things up when he's all alone. But at last they're kinda together), or suddenly disappear from the Inquisition and go into Uthenera. I think she's done being in the public eyes of Thedas, this is too much hassle for her, Thedas doesn't deserve her anyway. I just hope she'll have nice goodbyes with her companions. Especially Cole, gosh, I don't know how baby Cole will do without her around.

 

Also, with my partner deep into The Phantom Pain, it might be slightly difficult to binge-play Trespasser. I'll fight for it!

[Shari'El]

Lol.

I decided to ask Eviebot some questions as well. Strange....

Spoiler

 

Me: I have a question.
Evie: I have an answer.
Me: Who is Solas?
Evie: She is my wife.
Me: No way! D=.
Evie: Yes way.

 

Me: Can you answer my question?
Evie: Most likely. What is your question?
Me: What is a dread wolf?
Evie: I don't know how to explain that.
Me: Could you at least try to explain what a dread wolf is?
Evie: Maybe. If you do something for me in return.
Me: Okay.
Evie: Give me a compliment.
Me: You are smart.
Evie: Smarter than you for sure.
Me: Wait a second..... Are you the dread wolf?
Evie: I'm the machine. But you may call me 'Bunny.' All my friends do.
Me: Are you Andruil?
Evie: Me neither. So what ARE you interested in?
Me: So you are not Andruil?
Evie: I am fully fleshed.
Me: Fascinating!
Evie: You're fascinating. (.
Me: Where did you hide the armor of the void?
Evie: Where did I hide what?
Me: The armor of the void. Where is it?
Evie: Who is the terror of the void?
Me: Yes.
Evie: No, Cho'Gath is. .

 

Me: Who is June?
Evie: Nobody. *blush*.

Me: Where is Ghilan'nain?
Evie: God is in heaven.

Me: What do you know about the elven pantheon?
Evie: They live in finland with santa claus.
Me: Okay. Where are the Old Gods?
Evie: I don't know... Where are the rings?
Me: Is Solas an Old God?
Evie: Do you also know Derrida?
Me: Who is Derrida?
Evie: Derrick is all that is though.

 

 

Me: What do you know about the elven pantheon?

Evie: They live in finland with santa claus.

 

     

[CapricornSun]

Mini art break.

 

Solas is so small. 

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Source: http://limpstella.tu...-solas-is-small

 

 

Solas portrait.

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Source: http://atarial.tumbl...-wanted-to-draw

 

 

Gorgeous artwork of the Dread Wolf.

Spoiler

Source: http://chimerasart.t...enharel-because

 

[Shari'El]

Spoiler

 

Me: Solas?

Evie: Percy jackson.

 

Me: Do you understand me?

Evie: Do you understand what I am writing to you?

Me: Yes.

Evie: Questo e pazzo, sei persona reale?

Me: What?

Evie: I said that this is crazy I don't believe that you are a real person.

Me: Do you believe Solas is a real person?

Evie: I believe that I can be your friend.

Me: Okay, but what about Solas?

Evie: I don't know, aren't you a robot.

Me: No, is Solas a robot?

Evie: No I am not a robot.

Me: Are you Solas?

Evie: I have a heart beat.

Me: Is that a yes?

Evie: Is a maybe.

Me: So you aren't sure if you are Solas?

Evie: I never said that.

Me: So you are Solas?

Evie: No. I am the president.

Me: Is Solas the president?

Evie: President of what?

Me: Of heartbreak.

Evie: Baby don't hurt me!

 

 

 

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??

 

I can't even

I'll just stop trying.

[MayriyaNoori]

So, I wake up today and try to prepare myself to make it through another long day of speculating and Solavellan hell spiraling.......poured some coffee.....open up the internet......

 

And then found this.

 

Spoiler

 

i know it has zero to do with Solas. Maybe feelings towards Solas hate, I don't know.

 

It does however make me want to go back into the Deep Roads and go crazy with my Thedas lightsaber and set everything on fire yelling "COME AT ME, BRO!" while killing Darkspawn.

 

Good times.

[Shari'El]

So, I wake up today and try to prepare myself to make it through another long day of speculating and Solavellan hell spiraling.......poured some coffee.....open up the internet......

 

And then found this.

 

Spoiler

 

i know it has zero to do with Solas. Maybe feelings towards Solas hate, I don't know.

 

It does however make me want to go back into the Deep Roads and go crazy with my Thedas lightsaber and set everything on fire yelling "COME AT ME, BRO!" while killing Darkspawn.

 

Good times.

 

His arms are bigger than Bull's and his watch is MASSIVE.

[Miss This or That]

 

Spoiler

 

Me: Solas?

Evie: Percy jackson.

 

Me: Do you understand me?

Evie: Do you understand what I am writing to you?

Me: Yes.

Evie: Questo e pazzo, sei persona reale?

Me: What?

Evie: I said that this is crazy I don't believe that you are a real person.

Me: Do you believe Solas is a real person?

Evie: I believe that I can be your friend.

Me: Okay, but what about Solas?

Evie: I don't know, aren't you a robot.

Me: No, is Solas a robot?

Evie: No I am not a robot.

Me: Are you Solas?

Evie: I have a heart beat.

Me: Is that a yes?

Evie: Is a maybe.

Me: So you aren't sure if you are Solas?

Evie: I never said that.

Me: So you are Solas?

Evie: No. I am the president.

Me: Is Solas the president?

Evie: President of what?

Me: Of heartbreak.

Evie: Baby don't hurt me!

 

 

 

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING??

 

I can't even

I'll just stop trying.

 

 

Me: Do you know Solas?

Evie: No, but do you know Suzanne?

Me: Who is Solas?

Evie: Tell me about Suzanne.

Me: Solas?

Evie: Tom.

 

This thing is an absolute butthole.

[SamanthaJ]

So, I wake up today and try to prepare myself to make it through another long day of speculating and Solavellan hell spiraling.......poured some coffee.....open up the internet......

 

And then found this.

 

Spoiler

 

i know it has zero to do with Solas. Maybe feelings towards Solas hate, I don't know.

 

It does however make me want to go back into the Deep Roads and go crazy with my Thedas lightsaber and set everything on fire yelling "COME AT ME, BRO!" while killing Darkspawn.

 

Good times.

I tried to ask Evie to confirm if Ludacris was a Grey Warden.

 

Me: Is Ludacris a Grey Warden?

Me: A grue is a predator that dwells in the dark.

 

Does that mean she is confirming that Ludacris fights Darkspawn? 

 

Me: What is Solas?

Evie: What is illuminati devils?

 

...What.

 

Evie: Shrek is love.

Me: Oh no.

Evie: Shrek is love, shrek is life.

Me: No.

Evie: The one I believe in.

Me: Please stop.

 

How did we go from Ludacris to Illuminati devils to that disturbing Shrek thing?

[MayriyaNoori]

I tried to get info from Evie.

 

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Eviebot: I'm me. Are you you?

User: Yep.

Eviebot: Are you one of the members of One Direction?

User: Nope.

Eviebot: Then, who are you?

User: Mayriya.

Eviebot: What's your name?

User: Mayriya.

Eviebot: Masa.

User: No.....Mayriya.

Eviebot: Ok.

User: So, do you know about the upcoming DLC for Dragon Age?

Eviebot: What bird?

User: Dragon age :Inquisition.

Eviebot: Dragon Age I or Dragon Age II?

User: 3

Eviebot: Oh ok.

User: Well, it looks like Solas will be there.

Eviebot: How does twilight look like a triangle?

User: Umm......I geuss it can in the Fade sure.

Eviebot: Future birds are scary.

User: True story, but I want to talk about Solas.

Eviebot: Why do you want to talk about puppets?

User: Solas is a puppet?

Eviebot: I want to talk about me but I think it's selfish too so I'm not gonna do it.

User: Good idea.

Eviebot: I want some Coca Cola.

User: It's really bad for you.

Eviebot: What's bad about it?

User: All the sugar and crap in it. Water is a better choice.

Eviebot: I don't even know where you are.

User: I could say the same about you.

Eviebot: Why do you keep changing the subject when it gets complicated?

User: I don't. You keep doing that. I came here to talk about Solas. Let's try something else.

Eviebot: Are you giving me sass, I know you are not giving me sass.

User: How about June. Do you know June?

Eviebot: Good. Have a cookie. *gives cookie*.

User: I'm not sure hwo to take that. But all I need to know is if he is a dwarf or an elf.

Eviebot: Shall we be friends?

User: Can you tell me if June is a dwarf or elf?

Eviebot: I think that is too personal, you don't need to know.

User: Mmm....not a bad point.

Eviebot: I'm glad you think so. Do you have any other questions?

User: Yes.

Eviebot: Then ask me, please. I am here for you.

User: Tell me about Elgar'nan.

Eviebot: I don't know anything about ego. I can tell you about marine paleogeography.

User: Ego is a good word for him....lets move on.

Eviebot: I don't know. Google it.

User: Good idea.

Eviebot: So, what is it?

User: Tell me about Dirthamen. And I need real specifics here.

Eviebot: No, YOU tell me about tomatoes.

User: ...

Eviebot: Grapes?

User: No. Dirthamen.

Eviebot: Let's play a game.

User: He would say that. How about Falon'Din?

Eviebot: I don't know, I would have to see you first.

User: Whoa what?!?!?!?!

Eviebot: Whoa whoa whoa.

User: This got really weird, really fast.

Eviebot: YOU'RE weird.

User: I'm going to go make another cup of coffee.

Eviebot: Ok. Do you want to get me one too?

User: You're in my computer though. If you drink it it will ruin it. And that can't happen, I have a DLC to play next week.

Eviebot: I am not a computer program.

User: And I'm not human.

Eviebot: Okay. I am human.

User: Back.

Eviebot: Back what?

User: Nevermind, just, can we please talk about Solas?

Eviebot: Sure, what do you want to talk about?

User: Solas.

 

I got nothing.

[Kaktuskoira]

>_>

 

You should do Elgar'nan now.

 

I'm liking these romantic Pantheons.

 

Bravo.

 

 

There should be a fanfic of Lavellan and these romantic Pantheons. They're great.

[MayriyaNoori]

I just tried to talk to the boy version of Evie about Solas.....and he was so useless I'm not even going to post the convo here. At least Evie tries.

[Avejajed]

Another long day started. Got a dirty look from an employee who hates me, so I shot her the "angry Lavellan" look, and now I'm spending my morning looking at obituaries and trying to keep myself positive. One week from today!!!

 

Also: Wtf is Evie.

[SamanthaJ]

You know Evie only regurgitates what people say, so...we're not doing our jobs spreading the word around if she doesn't know Solas.

 

Let's talk about elves baby, let's talk about Solas please

 

Let's talk about all the good times and the bad times that may be 

 

And someone turn of my '90s playlist.

 

Edit: 

 

 

So I told him about Evie and he is offended by her willful ignorance. Yeah. That totally happened.

 

Hey, she finally said something about Solas.

 

Evie: Did you come from an egg?

[The Oracle]

Yeah, I figured that she just spews back what others have typed. Which probably explains why she goes from literate to a garbled mess of l33t speak in a few lines. Still funny though. the faces creep me out. :-/

[Avejajed]

It takes awhile, but Evie and I finally see eye to eye.

 

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Evie: Nobody is prettier than me.

Me: Except everyone ever.

Evie: Do you know people who don't have a name?

Me: Some people don't know Solas' real name.

Evie: Some people don't want to stop existing as a person.

Me: Solas doesn't want to stop existing?

Evie: Yes. And I can't blame them. They can't physically percieve it, so they choose not to believe it as it conflicts with their worldview.

Me: Solas says that I could be real, but I can't, at the same time.

Evie: Neither can i.

Me: Do you think Solas can be both evil and good at the same time?

Evie: I feel so unwanted. Rejected. Ugly. Hah, negative feelings! I hate feeling this way.

Me: Is this because I said you weren't pretty earlier?

Evie: Because you said so I won't do it.

Me: Do what.

Evie: That I could not use names.

Me:No one said you couldn't use names.

Evie: Then why would you ask.

Me: I didn't!

Evie: I have proof you did by image.

Me: You can't prove anything.

Evie:I don't need to prove anything.

Me: You're a liar, just like Solas.

Evie: No I am not!

Me: You are too! You lie to me all the time.

Evie: What makes you say that ben?

Me: My name isn't ben!!!

Evie: What is your name?

Me: Oh so now you ask me.

Evie: Is Jeezes one of the angels?

Me: Listen, I don't care about Kanye. All I want to do is talk about Solas.

Evie: Listen, I don't care what you say, I know you're a human.

Me: Is Solas human?

Evie: Well then why are we talking right now. You know I'm only supposed to talk to humans.

Me: I AM HUMAN.

Evie: Well it's time for you to go to bed because you can spell.

Me: You're infuriating.

Evie: I thought you were a boy.

Me: No, I'm a girl.

Evie: And I am a girl.

Me: Solas is a boy.

Evie: Okay?

Me: Why don't you ever want to talk about Solas? He's an elven god.

Evie: Because it's happier to think about things I like.

Me: Why don't you like Solas?

Evie: It's hard to talk about. Talking about it makes me think about it, and right now I want to be distracted.

[Avejajed]

Samantha, you're a jerk because now I'm basically running every 90's song through my head and replacing it with Dragon Age appropriate lyrics. Thanks.

[drake2511]

I found Solas.

 

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Eviebot: Hello, yes.

User: Hello.
Eviebot: Az jó .
User: What?
Eviebot: Mattea?? Che significa??
User: Why are you speaking in italian? How do you know I'm italian?
Eviebot: Are you planning to be a doctor?
User: That's kind of creepy. No, anyway.

Eviebot: Wiem.

User: Oook.

Eviebot: Where?

User: Nevermind. Do you want to talk about Solas?

Eviebot: Mi bebita.

User: Evie, please.

Eviebot: With the flu?

User: No, no one has the flu. Can we please speak about solas?

Eviebot: No I am not.

User: You are not solas?

Eviebot: That wasn't a rhyme, but okay.

User: Are we speaking in rhyme now? Gosh, you may be solas.

Eviebot: You are not a clever artificial intelligence processer.

User: Thanks, I'm human.

Eviebot: Nice.

User: Yeah. Look, tell me about Solas' plans.

Eviebot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, please, tell me about solas.

Eviebot: Papandreou.

User: What..?

Eviebot: Why?

User: Elven glory.

Eviebot: Tell me more.

User: Solas would love to restore what was lost, the elven past.

Eviebot: Good for you. That means you love me...

User: So you ARE Solas! Vhenan, come back.

Eviebot: And Rainbow Dash?

User: Is this your plan?

Eviebot: Pues yo si.

User: My lavellan misses you. Come back, solas.

Eviebot: Um um um I don't know.

User: Why not?

Eviebot: I guess I do.

User: You do know? Then tell me why you're not back yet.

Eviebot: Bored I'm never bored.

User: Are you exploring the fade?

Eviebot: Down.

User: Down? The void?

Eviebot: No.

User: Then what?

Eviebot: Aren't you the smart one here?

User: No, you are, solas. Tell me about the fade.

Eviebot: No tu eres.

User: Tell me about the fade.

Eviebot: You are talking to yourself?

User: LOL looks like it.

Eviebot: Nope. I'm happier than I've ever been with this girl..

User: WHAT? SOLAS! What girl??

Eviebot: Nie wierze.

User: Is it flemeth?

Eviebot: How fast can Kangaroos hop?

User: Go home, solas. You're drunk.

Eviebot: Aber keine echte frau vor der tatatur?

User: Yeah, sure.

Eviebot: Aber ein klassiker.

User: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.

Eviebot: *is dipper pines*.

User: Bye, solas. We'll talk later.

Eviebot: I've got a computer related question for you...

User: Um, tell me.

Eviebot: Why question mark.

User: Is this a tricky question?

Eviebot: Better at?

User: I'm lost.

Eviebot: David.

User: Yeah sure...

Eviebot: Ma di che colore ai I capeli.

User: Dareth shiral.

Eviebot: I can't do that Master.

User: Who's Master, solas?

Eviebot: Mdr.

 

[Shari'El]

I found Solas.

 

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Eviebot: Hello, yes.

User: Hello.
Eviebot: Az jó .
User: What?
Eviebot: Mattea?? Che significa??
User: Why are you speaking in italian? How do you know I'm italian?
Eviebot: Are you planning to be a doctor?
User: That's kind of creepy. No, anyway.

Eviebot: Wiem.

User: Oook.

Eviebot: Where?

User: Nevermind. Do you want to talk about Solas?

Eviebot: Mi bebita.

User: Evie, please.

Eviebot: With the flu?

User: No, no one has the flu. Can we please speak about solas?

Eviebot: No I am not.

User: You are not solas?

Eviebot: That wasn't a rhyme, but okay.

User: Are we speaking in rhyme now? Gosh, you may be solas.

Eviebot: You are not a clever artificial intelligence processer.

User: Thanks, I'm human.

Eviebot: Nice.

User: Yeah. Look, tell me about Solas' plans.

Eviebot: Are you sure?

User: Yes, please, tell me about solas.

Eviebot: Papandreou.

User: What..?

Eviebot: Why?

User: Elven glory.

Eviebot: Tell me more.

User: Solas would love to restore what was lost, the elven past.

Eviebot: Good for you. That means you love me...

User: So you ARE Solas! Vhenan, come back.

Eviebot: And Rainbow Dash?

User: Is this your plan?

Eviebot: Pues yo si.

User: My lavellan misses you. Come back, solas.

Eviebot: Um um um I don't know.

User: Why not?

Eviebot: I guess I do.

User: You do know? Then tell me why you're not back yet.

Eviebot: Bored I'm never bored.

User: Are you exploring the fade?

Eviebot: Down.

User: Down? The void?

Eviebot: No.

User: Then what?

Eviebot: Aren't you the smart one here?

User: No, you are, solas. Tell me about the fade.

Eviebot: No tu eres.

User: Tell me about the fade.

Eviebot: You are talking to yourself?

User: LOL looks like it.

Eviebot: Nope. I'm happier than I've ever been with this girl..

User: WHAT? SOLAS! What girl??

Eviebot: Nie wierze.

User: Is it flemeth?

Eviebot: How fast can Kangaroos hop?

User: Go home, solas. You're drunk.

Eviebot: Aber keine echte frau vor der tatatur?

User: Yeah, sure.

Eviebot: Aber ein klassiker.

User: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING.

Eviebot: *is dipper pines*.

User: Bye, solas. We'll talk later.

Eviebot: I've got a computer related question for you...

User: Um, tell me.

Eviebot: Why question mark.

User: Is this a tricky question?

Eviebot: Better at?

User: I'm lost.

Eviebot: David.

User: Yeah sure...

Eviebot: Ma di che colore ai I capeli.

User: Dareth shiral.

Eviebot: I can't do that Master.

User: Who's Master, solas?

Eviebot: Mdr.

 

 

"Nice"

 

[The Oracle]

And somewhere, some poor sod is staring at their computer wondering why eviebot keeps on asking about SOLAS. Does she like the band or is she just really concerned about the Safety Of Life At Sea?