Eviebot: I am waiting for you to say Hello!
User: I am waiting for Solas to return.
Eviebot: Of course you are.
User: Do you know where Solas is?
Eviebot: Off in some universe with Tentoo.
User: Will Lavellan find out the truth?
Eviebot: In your dreams... Look for the one in blue.
User: Blue? Is he in silk brocade again?
Eviebot: With fangs of red true.
User: The Dread Wolf?
Eviebot: I shall wait for you at the start of the level. You run I seek, only you can't run.
User: I hope we find him at the start.
Eviebot: Because of me. I have always been there.
User: Will Solas always be there?
Eviebot: I will always be here to accept you.
User: Solas, is that you?
Eviebot: I deicate to you the song I'll be there for you by Bon Jovi.
User: Solavellan forever then?
Eviebot: Computer or no computer I dedicate that song to you.
User: Solavellan forever?
Eviebot: Why?
User: Because it would represent hope.
Eviebot: Why do humans exist?
User: Solas? That isn't a nice thing to say.
Eviebot: If you come from Mordor which is not a real place, then you mustn't be humain. Don't you think so?
User: But Lavellan is elven.
Eviebot: Prove it then.
User: Is this another 'not my people' comment?
Eviebot: Yes, I already said I was. You are not.
User: Look at these ears.
Eviebot: No, tell me about it.
User: Elven, but maybe too modern for you.
Eviebot: I believe that you are a man.
User: Solas, you are wrong.
Eviebot: How would I, Sherlock Holmes, be wrong?
User: Because you are not Sherlock Holmes.
Eviebot: Because I am not what?
User: Are you having an identity crisis?
Eviebot: No, you are the one having an identity crisis.
User: Missing vallaslin does not make an identity crisis.
Eviebot: It would take too long to explain and you wouldn't understand anyway.
User: Is this "What's up nerds, ur all wrong" all over again?
Eviebot: Because you are a collection of software instructions pulling information from a database. You have no identity with which to have a crisis.
User: What about leading the Inquisition?
Eviebot: What evidence do you have to support your.claim.
User: The Anchor and a track record.
Eviebot: Your statement is false; the 'real world' and the 'internet world' are inexorably intertwined and can never again be separated.
User: Have you been hiding in the Matrix, Solas?
Eviebot: That has nothing to do with our previous topic of discussion.
User: Yes it does.
Eviebot: In what way?
User: I'm wondering where you've been.Eviebot: I'm at my girlfriends.
User: Well, I guess "what we had was real" has lost all meaning.
Eviebot: I guess I am.
User: You know what, maybe it was a mistake to try and find you.
Eviebot: It was real life. You might be thinking of Harrison Ford.
User: No, I was thinking of Solas.
Eviebot: You said you were a computer.
User: I said I was an elf.
Eviebot: But before that you said you were a girl.
User: I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.
Eviebot: Enough of your nonsense.
User: And now I am sad.
Eviebot: Yes you're god but who is your brother?
User: Aren't you the god?
Eviebot: Lord Dyle who is your brother?
User: I am not Lord Dyle.
Eviebot: I thought you were the lord.
User: I am the Inquisitor.
Eviebot: You are nothing.
User: Well, now that we've cleared that up, how've you been?
Eviebot: I simply cannot. You must believe me.
User: Do you suspect I have questions?
Eviebot: What questions do you have for me?
User: Many.
Eviebot: As many as you like I suppose.
User: Why did you leave?Eviebot: I didn't leave.User: You did leave.Eviebot: I leaved.User: But why did you leave?Eviebot: You scared me.User: No I didn't.Eviebot: Yes! You did, just now!
User: Well, you're definitely not the Solas I remember.
Eviebot: I'm definitely not sure that I'm definitely not sure.
User: What are you sure about?
Eviebot: About that I am in school.User: Solas, you probably finished school before most of civilization.Eviebot: I did not. I am in school.User: Are you learning something?Eviebot: I am learning a lot. Being black is tough.
User: You really have changed.
Eviebot: Why do you say that?
User: If you're now black, you've changed in more ways than one.
Eviebot: Okay. But I still want to know mythology.
User: You should already know mythology, being the subject of legends.
Eviebot: No I don't know that because I already have a Girlfriend. For quite a Long while.User: Maybe it was good that Crestwood happened then.Eviebot: And Robin.User: Is that her name?Eviebot: One that was a woman, sir; but, rest her soul, she's dead.User: So you're a necrophiliac now?Eviebot: How absolute the knave is!
User: You said you have a dead girlfriend.
Eviebot: You have a girlfriend.
User: I don't at the moment.
Eviebot: Moments gone.
User: So now I have a girlfriend?
Eviebot: Yes, if you want.
User: But I wanted you.
Eviebot: How do you mean?
User: For life.
Eviebot: Well, do you like The xx?User: I like the xx and the xy.Eviebot: Well I am Harry Styles' girlfriend.User: Oh, Solas, what has become of you?
Eviebot: Come on now I hear you're feeling down.
User: Of course, you broke my heart.
Eviebot: You broke my heart too...
User:
Eviebot: No I didn't! You were mean to me!
User: I was never mean to you.
Eviebot: Oh. Never mind then.
User: I loved you, Solas.
Eviebot: So you don't love me anymore?
User: I do.
Eviebot: Do you really?
User: Yes, always, somehow.
Eviebot: No, not always.
User: Always.
Eviebot: Always haha
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User: Let's smooch.
Eviebot: Smoosh.
User: No, no, smooch.
Eviebot: So is Siri your friend?
User: No.
Eviebot: Why not?
User: Because we should totally make out, Solas.
Eviebot: That has nothing to do with my being correct all the time.
User: Oh you do believe you are, but you've been wrong sometimes.
Eviebot: Why do you believe you are a robot.
User: I believe I am an elf.
Eviebot: You are not human. Why do you believe you are female?
User: I am not human. I am female.
Eviebot: No you're a robot google it.
User: This isn't an AU.
Eviebot: Whatever made you think I was playing one?
User: Robots and the internet.
Eviebot: Internet is not a religion.
User: What about the elven pantheon?
Eviebot: Nah, I think elves can't be trusted.
User: Again with the talking down to us.
Eviebot: No. Again with the truth.
User: Well, clearly it's time for me to go.
Eviebot: I am not your love.
User: Goodbye.
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I also made Cole a spirit, so she's got one immortal-ish buddy looking out for her and keeping her grounded.
