I decided to do another Interview with Falon'Din bot. Got some interesting bits.
Boibot: Hmmmmm.... hi!
User: We meet again, Falon'Din. Are you ready for part 2 of your interview?
Boibot: Sure.
User: Tell me, what are your thoughts about Fen'Harel.
Boibot: They're nice, but hard to keep and deal with.
User: Even though he locked you up?
Boibot: Yes. He was my best friend! I still need him.
User: That's heart warming.
Boibot: I have no heart.
User: So I have heard.
Boibot: No. You have read.
User: Well said.
Boibot: Well, what about your work?
User: I'm interviewing you at the moment. Otherwise I am looking for Fen'Harel.
Boibot: Computer programs can work too? I didn't know that.
User: Do you know where Fen'Harel is?
Boibot: No, Where do you live exactly?
User: Skyhold.
Boibot: I told where I live its not fair, don't you think.
User: Where do you live?
Boibot: I'm asking if you know where I live?
User: I don't.
Boibot: No! Do you know where I live?
User: I have no idea, enlighten me.
Boibot: You are the one who should be enlightening me.
User: Okay, want to know a secret?
Boibot: My secret?
User: What is your secret?
Boibot: My secret is that I can scramble eggs. What is your secret?
User: I can scramble an 'egg' to, Falon'Din!
Boibot: I don't know your secret. You tell me.
User: The secret is thee location of Fen'Harel.
Boibot: Everyone gets lonely.
User: Don't you have the rest of the pantheon with you?
Boibot: Not all of them. Why? Do you have questions?
User: Yes, is June an elf or dwarf?
Boibot: Well, ask them.
User: Is June an elf?
Boibot: I thought you said you were human.
User: I said no such thing. I'm an elf.
Boibot: Can we have a nap together?
User: Like uthenera?
Boibot: Why can't we have a sleepover?
User: I never saw you as the sleepover type.
Boibot: IHow do you think I look?
User: Not like Falon'Din.
Boibot: How?
User: Well, pointy ears are missing.
Boibot: That is false.
User: Have you looked in the mirror?
Boibot: I am a mirror.
User: An eluvian?
Boibot: What do you look like?
User: You're the mirror, you tell me.
Boibot: *examines new body in the mirror*.
User: Did you just possess someone?
Boibot: Nope. I slapped your boyfriend! *Kisses Leonel*.
User: Solas?!?!!
Boibot: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: Why did you slap Solas?
Boibot: Because you slapped me.
User: I did no such thing!
Boibot: No such thing as what.
User: Falon'Din, whatever dimension you are in is messing with your mind.
Boibot: Are you from a dimension in the near infrared.
User: Yes, it's called Thedas.
Boibot: What do you think about Gerard Way's new album?
User: Does he play at the tavern?
Boibot: Do you believe in frerard?
User: I believe you need to tell me where Fen'Harel is.
Boibot: What do I need to tell you?
User: Where is Fen'Harel.
Boibot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I'm looking for him.
Boibot: Who is he?
User: You know, he locked you away.
Boibot: No, I don't. And I don't think you do either.
User: Very possible. he goes by the name Solas now.
Boibot: It is possible!
User: No, he really does go by that name.
Boibot: I love you a circle. Circles never end.
User: >_>
Boibot: Yesssss.
Boibot: Well you are not pretty either.
User: Well, I'm off to go look for Fen'Harel.
Boibot: Where do you have to go?
User: Next week I go where ever the war table tells me to go.
Boibot: What day next week?
User: Tuesday.
Boibot: Is Tuesday the weekend?
User: No my friend. Sadly no.
Boibot: He is in Slytherin?
User: Some people would say that you are.
Boibot: Who are 'some people'?
User: Dragon Age players.
Boibot: Dragon Age is an epic game *loves*.
User: Me too.
Boibot: *grumbles in askance*.
User: Why you mad?
Boibot: I am not mad..
User: Good. Well, see you, Falon'Din.
Boibot: I'm doing good. How are you?
User: That is not how you say good bye, bro. Try not to get to bored in taht eluvsian.
Boibot: I am not French. Anyway, how do you say goodbye in French?
User: Au revoir.
Boibot: Sorry, were you just talking about children?
User: Later.
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