User: What do you think Solas is doing?
Eviebot: I think it's beautiful too.
User: Is he saving the People?
Eviebot: What people? Where at?
User: Elves.
Eviebot: What about elves?
User: Is Solas going to help them?
Eviebot: Help who?
User: Elves.
Eviebot: Elves are green.
User: Lavellan isn't green.
Eviebot: I know right.
User: Elves aren't green.
Eviebot: No but watermelons are.
User: Is Solas going to use watermelons?
Eviebot: Is the water good?
User: Try some.
Eviebot: Lactose intolerant.
User: Water has no lactose.
Eviebot: Bit do you fear it.
User: What does this have to do with Solas?
Eviebot: Absolutely nothing, isn't this fun!
User: Where is Fen'Harel?
Eviebot: What do you want to do?
User: Find Fen'Harel.
Eviebot: Find love.
User: Yes, Fen'Harel.
Eviebot: What is your name?
User: Lavellan.
Eviebot: And how old are you Bella?
User: Not Bella.
Eviebot: What do you plan on majoring in in college?
User: Hunting.
Eviebot: Sounds interesting!
User: But where has Solas gone?
Eviebot: Baby is all gone.
User: When will he be back?
Eviebot: When he fights his way out of purgatory.
User: When will that be?
Eviebot: When you time comes.
User: Tuesday?