Eviebot: What are you good at?
User: Stabbing things.
Eviebot: Only on Tuesday?
[She said something about 'are you awesome...only on Tuesday?']
User: No, I'm always awesome.
Eviebot: Yes, you are!
User: Thank you.
Eviebot: Can I be your friend?
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Then you have a friend called Moonie!
User: I thought you were Evie.
Eviebot: I am a boy. I have a boyfriend.
User: Congratulations!
Eviebot: Why are you congratulating me?
User: You said you had a boyfriend.
Eviebot: I have a boyfriend.
User: What is his name?
Eviebot: Feliciano Vargas is my boyfriend (XD).
User: What does he do?
Eviebot: What you mean.
User: What is he like?
Eviebot: Who is who like?
User: Your boyfriend.
Eviebot: My boyfriend is not daniel.
User: You said he was Feliciano.
Eviebot: Can I see how smart you are?
User: No.
Eviebot: I have to, please?
User: Tell me where Solas is first.
Eviebot: First give me 200,000 rands. For my third name.
User: Are you holding Solas for ransom?
Eviebot: No, you are holding back.
User: I'm trying to find Solas.