Lavellan: Solas, what’s this giant box next to your desk in the rotunda?
Solas: It is an eluvian I ordered from IKEA.
Lavellan: What?! We have one already! I never authorized the budget for this!
Solas: I purchased it with my share of the loot. It is for personal use.
Lavellan: What do you need to use an eluvian for?
Solas: I… It could be used to study the fade and spirits. Will you help me, assemble it, vhenan?
Lavellan: Sure, what do we do?
Solas: It is simple, we put the glass in the frame, I charge it with magic, and then I will set the target location and password.
Lavellan: It can’t just be that easy, right? It never just works.
Solas: Have faith, vhenan!
Lavellan: In IKEA? Let me see the manual!
Solas: Why would you need a manual when there are only 20 parts?
Lavellan: *Ignores him and looks at manual.* ...Aaand the manual was translated from ancient Elvhen by Gisharel. It says there are 25 parts.
Solas: *Scoffs.* Probably an error in the translation.
Lavellan: There a section in ancient Tevinter… No, can’t make out anything. Maybe we could just look at the pictures?
Solas: *Spreads manual on his desk and leans over it, staring intensely.* I believe the shiny silverite screws with rounded caps are screws A and the dark obsidian screws with flat caps are screws B… Fenedhis lasa! There are 25 parts!
Lavellan: *Leans over manual as well, and their foreheads almost touch.* I think we’re missing the small rubber washers. Maybe you should send it back.
Solas: I… I am afraid I lost the washers.
Lavellan: What?! How?
Solas: They were in small pouch that did not seem important. I tossed them aside and Leliana’s nugs ate them.
Lavellan: Well, OK, I never figured out the point of rubber washers anyway. Let’s just try to put it together without them.
**Several hours later**
Lavellan: Well, it looks… together. Are you sure the silverite screws were screws A?
Solas: It was simply an educated guess.
Lavellan: Can we test it.
Solas: Let me activate it… Fen’Harel enansal.
**Bright light radiates from the eluvian surface and a silhouette appears. Sandal walks out and looks around.**
Sandal: Enchantment?
Solas: I think the silverite screws were screws B.