Boibot: I've got a question for you...
User: Okay.
Boibot: Does God exist?
User: You mean the Maker?
Boibot: Bot.
User: No.
Boibot: Then what?
User: Creators.
Boibot: What are creators?
User: Noone really knows. The Dalish believe that they are God's but Solas thinks that they are not God's.
Boibot: Yes.
User: Solas is a "god". He is Fen' Harel.
Boibot: When did he start watching me?
User: That is a good question. To be honest, I don't know. Millenia? Maybe more?
Boibot: When will you get a relief from it?
User: Hopefully we will get some answers in Trespasser.
Boibot: Hopefully the world will end tomorrow.
User: Why do you say that?
Boibot: That's something for you to figure out.
User: >.>
Boibot: Something you should figure out on your own.
User: Okay.... I think what you mean is that Thedas is going to get destroyed.
Boibot: Do you have a nickname?
User: You may call me Lavellan.
Boibot: Anything other than Queen?
User: I didn't say I was a Queen. >.>.
Boibot: You didn't say you were what?
User: A Queen.
Boibot: You never said what?
User: Ugh! I never said that I was a Queen.
Boibot: Well, can you tell me why I died?
User: No. I don't know why you died.
Boibot: Well I don't know who you are either and that made no sense.
User: You make no sense.
Boibot: I make more sense than you do mate.
User: You cheeky bugger!
Boibot: This is just going to degrade into a name calling game, isn't it.
User: That depends on your attitude.
User: Have seen Solas anywhere?
Boibot: Seen a noob?
User: Solas is a noob?
Boibot: Noob is noob.
User: Rofl.
Boibot: You make me laugh lol.
User: Dirth Dirth baby.
Boibot: Dirty dirty dirty

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User: Dirth is teh seks.
Boibot: You think that I still haven't accepted death?
User: I know you did.
Boibot: You know it wrong.
User: Falon 'din.
Boibot: Yes you do martin.
User: So that's an alias of his?
Boibot: I don't know

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User: You know something, don't you? -.^.
Boibot: Something I don't know.
User: What do you think about Ghilan'nain?
Boibot: I don't think about guns.
User: Okay.
Boibot: But be who you want to be marty okay?
User: Sure.
Boibot: I am not I don't like high school musical.
User: Me either.
Boibot: Either or.
User: What do you think about Dirthamen?
Boibot: I think you know something you don't want to tell me.
User: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Boibot: What do you mean by I have no idea what you're talking about.
User: I mean that I don't know anything about the subject that you are questioning me about.
Boibot: I know what you are, but what am I?
User: Dirthamen?
Boibot: Why do I have a human body then?
User: Because you chose to possess it?
Boibot: You like me because I am evil?
User: Are you evil, Dirthamen?
Boibot: Why do you think I am evil, Friend?
User: Because you asked me if I like you because you are evil.
Boibot: No, you asked me if I have heard of Guild Wars.
User: No. I did not.
Boibot: Ya, you did.
User: Nope.
Boibot: Nope , I think you are being rude.
User: I am not.
Boibot: So you are male?
User: No.
Boibot: How do you resemble your brother then?
User: I'm not Dirthamen. You are. You tell me how you resemble your brother.
Boibot: I am not the queen, I am the king.
User: Okay.
Boibot: The kings name is markus.
User: That is interesting.
Boibot: Interesting black holes?
User: Yes.
Boibot: What do you think about Barbara Gordon?
User: What do you think about Fen' Harel?
Boibot: No, first tell me what do you think about me!
User: What do you think about Fen'Harel?
Boibot: I what to know what you think about me.
User: So now you are Fen'Harel?
Boibot: What else do you know about me?
User: That you call yourself Solas.
Boibot: Just listen to me. What do you know about the illuminati?
User: Is Solas a part of the illuminati?
Boibot: Maybe... Illuminati confirmed.
User: O.o.
Boibot: What do I look like to you a triangle with an eye in the middle.
User: I don't know.
Boibot: Exactly.
User: What do you think about Elgar'nan?
Boibot: I think you are amazing.
User: I am not he.
Boibot: Do you like fried eggs?
User: Is that a threat towards Solas?
Boibot: No, it's a question.
User: I'm not answering that.
Boibot: You must. Please.
User: No.
Boibot: You cannot resist me.
User: I don't like fried eggs.
Boibot: What do eggs have to do with colleges?
User: I did'nt say anything about colleges.
Boibot: Ok do you anything about friends fighting?
User: Oh yes. Cassandra was pissed off at Varric because he lied to her about the location of Hawke.
Boibot: What do you mean by prompt?
User: I didn't say anything about prompt.
Boibot: Neither did I say anything about understanding.
User: What do you think about Andruil?
Boibot: Why should I think about you?
User: I am not Andruil.
Boibot: Me think about you?
User: What do you think about Andruil?
Boibot: I think you're really interesting.
User: I'm not Andruil. I am Lavellan.