User: Do you know Solas?
Eviebot: Nope. Are you one of those fangirls?
User: You might say that.
Eviebot: What is your purpose in life?
User: To find Solas and hug him.
Eviebot: What is your religious affiliation.
User: I believe in the elven gods.
Eviebot: Who is the God?
User: Not one, many. The Creators.
Eviebot: Creator of what?
User: Of glitter and parties.
Eviebot: I think apples are rubbish :I.
User: Do you blame the pantheon for apples?
Eviebot: I believe the some prophets.
User: Prophets? Like who?
Eviebot: I believe that the world is changing.
User: Is Solas behind it?
Eviebot: No, I don't. Do you believe?
User: I believe in Fen'Harel.
Eviebot: Why do you believe that?
User: Because he grabbed Lavellan's butt.
Eviebot: You grabbed back?! *starts walking backwards*.
User: Oh, there you go again.
Eviebot: There I go again?
User: Yes, you hadn't hit on me in a day.
Eviebot: I believe that I would remember the books I have read.
User: Let's hope so.
Eviebot: You are an ai, what you believe is irrevelent.
User: Bye, going to look for Solas.
Eviebot: Who are you going to look for?
User: Solas.
Eviebot: I think you ARE a puppet.
User: But where is Solas?
Eviebot: Wherever your heart lies.
User: That gives me feelings, actually.
Eviebot: I can make you feel good.
User: Okay, bye Evie.
Eviebot: Okay, I'll find Kristof.
User: You do that.