Eviebot: We need to talk!
User: What about?
Eviebot: Us.
User: Okay.
Eviebot: Where are you?
User: At Skyhold.
Eviebot: What school?
User: No school.
Eviebot: Which school?
User: None.
Eviebot: I just said I was in school.
User: No.
Eviebot: Yes.
User: No.
Eviebot: Maybe.
User: Sure.
Eviebot: Ok.
User: I'm going to see Solas in a couple of hours. He's been gone for 2 years.
Eviebot: GREAT! *smiles shyly*.
User: Yeah! I don't know what he wants to talk about though.
Eviebot: How about we just stare into each other's eyes then?
User: Solas is that you?
Eviebot: I am.
User: Where have you been?
Eviebot: I been in west virginia my whole life.
User: Leliana did say that you headed west.
Eviebot: How many people have you talked to?
User: All of our friends.
Eviebot: How many friends do you have?
User: You know how many friends I have.
Eviebot: Good friends, maybe 10.
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Who?
User: Cassandra, Varric, Dorian, Josie, Cullen, Sera, Iron Bull, Lace, Leliana.
Eviebot: Where is waldo?
User: I don't know.
Eviebot: You should. I know you hid him.
User: No.
Eviebot: Don't make me call the police.
User: O.o.
Eviebot: *dials 911*.
User: That's not funny.
Eviebot: That's funny. Jokes are funny.
Eviebot: Where have you been.
User: At Skyhold.
Eviebot: What time is it now?
User: Almost midnight.
Eviebot: Do you sleep?
User: I do but... not as much since you've been gone.
Eviebot: I've been singing this stupid song.
User: Which song? I Am The One?
Eviebot: Which you just sang.
User: I didn't sing a song.
Eviebot: No, but you mentioned a song.
User: Yes.
Eviebot: Have you a partner?$.
User: No. I have not been with anyone.
Eviebot: Oh, but you want?
User: I want you Solas.
Eviebot: Thanks and I want you.
User:

Eviebot: Mmmm.